Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[SimpleSpectre]

When you answer someone's stupid question.

 

Why did I give the Zeus the capability to use Nuclear Ordnance on our server?

[Reginald_001]

9 hours ago, Wachtergeist said:

When you answer someone's stupid question.

 

Why did I give the Zeus the capability to use Nuclear Ordnance on our server?

Because you love chaos.

 

Why was my question about tickling never answered?

[SimpleSpectre]

Because the dog beat me over the fence.

 

Why can't I shake these miserable chronic headaches?

[Reginald_001]

5 hours ago, Wachtergeist said:

Because the dog beat me over the fence.

 

Why can't I shake these miserable chronic headaches?

Because you've failed so far to realize the pattern of behavior that is causing them.

 

Why haven't I realized the pattern of behavior that is causing mine?

[Laura]

Because you like it the way it is.

 

Did the font change?

[Reginald_001]

You should realize the truth: There is no font.

 

Why does my power training only make my muscles push my belly up even more, making it look fatter instead of leaner?

[Tyrant99]

Because of reverse osmosis of lipic diffuse velocity.

 

If you have a single M&M, is it actually an M&M, or just an M?

[Stross97]

It's only an M unless your name starts with an M when you eat it.

 

What if Israel isn't rael?

[Tyrant99]

Kenya imagine? It would be like a paraguays getting kicked in the bulgaria.

 

How come I never mediterranean that I didn't like?

[Laura]

Because of your puns probably.

 

Why do we crave puns?

[SimpleSpectre]

Because we're all a little bit masochistic.

 

Why did they call upon the demon?

[Reginald_001]

On 7/8/2018 at 10:08 PM, Wachtergeist said:

Because we're all a little bit masochistic.

 

Why did they call upon the demon?

Cause the angel wasn't listening.

 

Why isn't teleportation a thing yet?

[SimpleSpectre]

Because nobody wants idiots on demand.

 

Will teleporter crime be more embarrassing than Moped crime?

[jfraser]

No, but teleportation pranks will be epic.

 

Why are we so mean to naps as children when naps are the best things ever?

[Ernest Lemmingway]

Because children want to run and play and drive all the adults around them COMPLETELY INSANE! They can't do that when they're asleep.

 

How do you kill an imaginary friend? I...am asking for someone else.

[Tyrant99]

Cause them to stop being imagined.

 

Why does the USA make pennies when it costs more to make them than they're worth?

[Caster Medea]

Because America, fuck yeah!

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

[nonusnomeni]

zero if not more than zero

 

do fishes like umans and chips

[Caster Medea]

No, they prefer to sleep with each others instead.

 

How do you even?

[Stross97]

You can only even on odd days by going to Starbucks and ordering the whitest white girl drink, like, ever.

 

Why must my luck be so bad as to fry my GPU?

[Ernest Lemmingway]

Because Lady Luck is a fickle bitch who enjoys taking people down and kicking them.

 

If my eyeballs haven't fallen out even twelve years after having laser surgery, when will they fall out?

[NitroHamlin]

On 1/4/2019 at 1:21 AM, Ernest Lemmingway said:

Because Lady Luck is a fickle bitch who enjoys taking people down and kicking them.

 

If my eyeballs haven't fallen out even twelve years after having laser surgery, when will they fall out?

Maybe your eyes really are bigger than your stomach, perhaps if they shrink a bit they will fall right out.

 

Why aren't people riding around on Ibexes like chopper motorcycles?

[Guest]

why do these pansy arse modern cars tell me I'm speeding or tell me to put my seat belt on and were's the ashtray ?

[NitroHamlin]

On 1/10/2019 at 11:42 PM, sikkboy said:

why do these pansy arse modern cars tell me I'm speeding or tell me to put my seat belt on and were's the ashtray ?

Perhaps I could introduce you to the newest in car safety: the built in smoke alarm!!

 

Why is counting sheep a way of trying to get to sleep?

[ReapersCurse]

Because sheep are the bane of waking people.

 

 

Why can't I live on the Sun ?