Guest Posted June 21, 2018 Posted June 21, 2018 When you answer someone's stupid question. Why did I give the Zeus the capability to use Nuclear Ordnance on our server?
Reginald_001 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Wachtergeist said: When you answer someone's stupid question. Why did I give the Zeus the capability to use Nuclear Ordnance on our server? Because you love chaos. Why was my question about tickling never answered?
Guest Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 Because the dog beat me over the fence. Why can't I shake these miserable chronic headaches?
Reginald_001 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Wachtergeist said: Because the dog beat me over the fence. Why can't I shake these miserable chronic headaches? Because you've failed so far to realize the pattern of behavior that is causing them. Why haven't I realized the pattern of behavior that is causing mine?
Laura Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 Because you like it the way it is. Did the font change?
Reginald_001 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 You should realize the truth: There is no font. Why does my power training only make my muscles push my belly up even more, making it look fatter instead of leaner?
Tyrant99 Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 Because of reverse osmosis of lipic diffuse velocity. If you have a single M&M, is it actually an M&M, or just an M?
Stross97 Posted June 23, 2018 Posted June 23, 2018 It's only an M unless your name starts with an M when you eat it. What if Israel isn't rael?
Tyrant99 Posted June 23, 2018 Posted June 23, 2018 Kenya imagine? It would be like a paraguays getting kicked in the bulgaria. How come I never mediterranean that I didn't like?
Guest Posted July 8, 2018 Posted July 8, 2018 Because we're all a little bit masochistic. Why did they call upon the demon?
Reginald_001 Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 10:08 PM, Wachtergeist said: Because we're all a little bit masochistic. Why did they call upon the demon? Cause the angel wasn't listening. Why isn't teleportation a thing yet?
Guest Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 Because nobody wants idiots on demand. Will teleporter crime be more embarrassing than Moped crime?
jfraser Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 No, but teleportation pranks will be epic. Why are we so mean to naps as children when naps are the best things ever?
Ernest Lemmingway Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Because children want to run and play and drive all the adults around them COMPLETELY INSANE! They can't do that when they're asleep. How do you kill an imaginary friend? I...am asking for someone else.
Tyrant99 Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 Cause them to stop being imagined. Why does the USA make pennies when it costs more to make them than they're worth?
Caster Medea Posted August 25, 2018 Posted August 25, 2018 Because America, fuck yeah! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
nonusnomeni Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 zero if not more than zero do fishes like umans and chips
Caster Medea Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 No, they prefer to sleep with each others instead. How do you even?
Stross97 Posted September 9, 2018 Posted September 9, 2018 You can only even on odd days by going to Starbucks and ordering the whitest white girl drink, like, ever. Why must my luck be so bad as to fry my GPU?
Ernest Lemmingway Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 Because Lady Luck is a fickle bitch who enjoys taking people down and kicking them. If my eyeballs haven't fallen out even twelve years after having laser surgery, when will they fall out?
NitroHamlin Posted January 5, 2019 Posted January 5, 2019 On 1/4/2019 at 1:21 AM, Ernest Lemmingway said: Because Lady Luck is a fickle bitch who enjoys taking people down and kicking them. If my eyeballs haven't fallen out even twelve years after having laser surgery, when will they fall out? Maybe your eyes really are bigger than your stomach, perhaps if they shrink a bit they will fall right out. Why aren't people riding around on Ibexes like chopper motorcycles?
Guest Posted January 10, 2019 Posted January 10, 2019 why do these pansy arse modern cars tell me I'm speeding or tell me to put my seat belt on and were's the ashtray ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 On 1/10/2019 at 11:42 PM, sikkboy said: why do these pansy arse modern cars tell me I'm speeding or tell me to put my seat belt on and were's the ashtray ? Perhaps I could introduce you to the newest in car safety: the built in smoke alarm!! Why is counting sheep a way of trying to get to sleep?
ReapersCurse Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Because sheep are the bane of waking people. Why can't I live on the Sun ?
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