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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II


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Free if you go scrumping.

 

Have you ever gone scrumping?

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Scrumping: steal fruit from an orchard or garden. As kids you sneak into someones garden to take an apple/pear, the idea is to get an apple without being caught.

 

When is the best time to go scrumping?

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Because the designer was drunk.

 

What's spa? (in the UK it's a shop).

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Because it was a serious question.

 

Why are we being serious?

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Because they aren't straight.

 

Why are cucumbers straight?

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An apple grown in a pine forest.

 

Whats a forest?

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A strange person who don't like bacon.

 

Do you like bacon?

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I don't know, it dosen't sound possible.

 

Is it possible?

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Yeah we should go joke hunting.

 

Where is the best place to look?

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Because you cant fly with fishes.

Why I dont get a job?

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Because you stood on the wrong street corner.

 

Why do people stand on street corners?

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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To get apples.

Why I cant get a million bucks, just for being awesome?

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