Guest Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Because you ate it. Why did you eat all the cheese?
Caffeine Addict Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Because it was tasty. Why is Mozarella not as tasty?
Guest Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Because you have poor taste Does any other city have a roundabout like swindon?
Laura Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 No, they don't want to increase the suicide rates. Does eating 100kg of cheese make someone fat?
Laura Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Because, only then, will i be a true dutchmen. How long untill i become the flying dutchman?
Guest Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Until you get your wings. How long is a piece of string?
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 It was tied to part of Marvins spaceship. Why was the spaceship tied togethor with string?
Laura Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Because it was badly repaired after it crashed. Why are people so bad a flying and repairing spaceships?
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Dunno Why wont Marvin buy a self repairing spaceship?
Laura Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Because he spends all him money on leninade. Why does he like leninade so much?
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 He's a martian. Why are martians always on diets?
Laura Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Because gravity is really strong on mars. Why can't i shoot fire out of my hands?
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Because you are holding sandwiches and leninade. Why don't you put your lunch down and try again?
Laura Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Because i'm hungry. Why don't i make a signature?
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Because you forgot. What would you put in your signature?
Laura Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 I think the same images i have on my profile page. Where are my eyes?
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Where you left them. Where do fish goto school?
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 At home on the bedside table. Have you cleaned your mind lately?
Guest Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 with mind bleach. Where are the juniper bushes?
Caffeine Addict Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Next to the hole with the naked man with the long beard. Why did Vinyl die?
Laura Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Because god wanted hipsters. What are hipsters?
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