Fienyx Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 Because that many deer won't fit in your home For whom does the bell toll?
Caffeine Addict Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 Because you eat too little green stuff and too much banoffee pies! Why do I feel like I am going insane?
Guest Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 Too late, you already are. Why is green stuff good for you when gren stuff is evil?
Laura Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Because i use bananas as telephones. How are the pinneapples doing?
Laura Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 They were last seen with oranges. Where are they?
Guest Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Hanging out with the lemons and limes. Where does the intelligent fruit come from?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 They were created by the ancient food god: potato. Why the purrple is evil? fear the purple, its friend of the green. Tastes better tough
Guest Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Because purple has too much blue. What happens if you take the blue away from purple?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 It gets depressed (the blue, purple dont give a fuck). What about the red? How its it going?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 When the food is ready. Why the green always comes for lunch even if it tastes bad?
Guest Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 The evil capitalist put the green stuff on the lunch plate. Why do they do this?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Genetic engeenering mind control funded by trump. Why people vote for him?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Only bacon knows. seriously now, its a possibility that scares me a lot. hes even crazier, closed minded and more power hungry than Bush, I actually think he wouldnt be allowed to do the presidentail run. Hes not the kind of people that can get power and I wouldnt doubt if he started an war or tried to expand. Why i sudenly got serious? I hate serious, jokes are nice an fun!
Guest Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 We all get serious sometimes. Why are jokes fun?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 because the world is already too serious to be taken seriously. Why I cant swim in the air like ibn Fallout 4?
Guest Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Because you didnt take lessons. Why didnt you take air swimming lessons?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 because The marix still hasnt been glitched. Why Im hungry?
Caffeine Addict Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Because you did not eat enough. Could someone please shoot me?
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