Good News, Bad News - II

[Thulas]

Bad News: Nonu has paws, he can't shace anything.

[RichterQ87]

Good news, his friends can.

[Thulas]

Bad News: All his friends have paws.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, luckily me and little guy aren't best buddies *takes off claws*

[Thulas]

Bad News: I have no camera to take some pictures of you doing that.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, that's nothing amazing. You never saw claws of big cats ?

[Thulas]

Bad News: You aren't as amazing as you might think, it's all about nonu loosing his fur.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I know I'm amazing but I didn't meant anything about me. You won't pet little guy if he'll lose that.

[Thulas]

Bad News: I still can pet his fur.

[nonusnomeni]

good news not if i cut off you hands

[TiredGerman]

Bad news: You can't weild a knive, you are a cat.

[nonusnomeni]

good news but i have sharp claws as you will feel very soon...

[TiredGerman]

Bad news: I took you to the vet last week. Guess what he removed.

[LordJerle]

Good news: You don't need your legs to have sex!

[nonusnomeni]

bad news cookie thief on BBoF :exclamation:

[LordJerle]

Good news is there's still bacon

[nonusnomeni]

bad news he is also bacon thief :exclamation:

[Aryes]

Good news. He will still sell it back to us for exorbitant prices.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Dead people can't sell anything.

[formel]

Good News: They can't also buy anything, so that takes you out of buisness.

[Thulas]

Bad News: It's "undead", not "dead".

[Aryes]

Good News. They found a cure for zombies.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Vampire. Not zombie.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, vampire curing is known that exists by everyone.

[Thulas]

Bad News: His Mistress won't want to be cured.