Good News, Bad News - II

[Thulas]

Good News: You have 5 people who can save you right now.

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, I'll still deliver bad news, unless someone does that first.

[Thulas]

Good News: I am not banned!

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, you're in a different room, away from me.

[Thulas]

Good News: Look behind you. [Giggles]

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, behind me is mustard and salad - waiting for other food to join in.

[Thulas]

Good News: That still is great. Right?

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, all are left of saint's presence. Things are earlier than anticipated (not that I mind )

[Thulas]

Good News: You will get something to eat.

[storm55]

Good news is the human race is screwed.

Bad news is.. we're screwing ourselves.

[Thulas]

Good News: At least it is a sexual innuendo.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, animals are out of screwing.

[nonusnomeni]

good news but they can screw umans

[storm55]

Oh great, Next..

Good news, some creep of a scientist made general mutations possible to the human body! You can now become an animal-creature!

Bad news? It also means forfeiting you humanity, and becoming a possible monstrosity.

(water under the bridge?)

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, smoking some bud can get you similar results that'll come to normal after a while. No mutations needed.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news unfortunately that is rare

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, break ends. Working time begins soon. Money !

[nonusnomeni]

bad news money is evil

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, you won't have tuna if there won't be money.

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, there is this ancient practice called fishing which is around since like 40.000 years.

[Lodakai]

Good news! Nobody remembers how, because they can't find the app.

[Emily]

bad news, we‘re out of coffee!!!!

[nonusnomeni]

good news not here

[Lodakai]

bad news, there is no milk!  poor kitty

[Emily]

Good News, Emily got Some Coffee~!!!!