Good News, Bad News - II

[nonusnomeni]

good news aqua

[formel]

Bad News: FO KRAH DIIN!!

[Emily]

good news, formel is dovakiin!

[formel]

Bad News: Ohhh there is this very important and intresting looking cave, I fear Alduin may have eaten the world until I'm done with this cave.

[nonusnomeni]

good news CTD

[Emily]

bad news, Dovakiin is slacking. Someone call Dovabear~!!!! NAO!!!

[Thulas]

Bad News: Dovabear is drunk. Again.

[Lodakai]

Good News! Alduin was afraid to come out because someone made him naked with a nude mod!

[Thulas]

Bad News: Nude Alduin is hot as hell. Bestiality incoming!

[Lodakai]

Good news!  Skyrim is no longer about killing!  To save Tamriel you just have to sleep with everyone (and everything =p )!  Make love not war. woohooo!

[Thulas]

Bad News: Babies incoming. Lots of babies.

[nonusnomeni]

good news Food incoming. Lots of food...

[formel]

Bad News: But only baby food for you.

[nonusnomeni]

good news you will eat nothing else then baby food for the rest of your life

[Cloe]

Bad news, due to little food diversity, cats and other small pets will have an extra use... in our stomach

[formel]

Good News: I'm dovakiin, I hunt dragons for breakfast, lunch and dinner. JOOR ZAH FRUL!!

[nonusnomeni]

bad news he steal my meat

[Cloe]

Good news, dragons are everywhere. You just have to move out of your litterbox

[Thulas]

Bad News: There is nothing outside the litterbox.

[Cloe]

Good news, Nonu will be stuck on there, then.

[Thulas]

Bad News: You can only free him by cuddle and kiss a vampire of your choice.

A Malkavian would be prefered.

[Cloe]

Good news, he'll be stuck in there, as I said earlier. So no need to free him

[Thulas]

Bad News: Being stuck is a bad thing. But at least he can poop when ever he wants.

 

Wait...why we give news about a cat's litterbot?

[nonusnomeni]

good news i was prepared him food for tomorrow

[Thulas]

Bad News: He can only feed me if he cuddles me.