Good News, Bad News - II

[Cloe]

Bad news, time - never enough time

[Thulas]

Good News: You are no rabbit and don't come too late for a teaparty with the mad hatter.

[formel]

Bad News: Wonderland is already burned down.

[Thulas]

Good News: I smell bacon from former rabbits.

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, I feed the bacon to the lion.

[Thulas]

Good News: It doesn't matter, because it was poisoned anyway.

[MikeMetal]

Bad news, lion is sick now. And I thought you started to like him.

[Thulas]

Good News: He has Marina to cuddle, he won't be harmed. Much.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news 11999

[formel]

Good News: When he does his 12000 post the seven seals will break and four horse men will appear slaughter all human and fire will from sky to burn all that is left. This is the revelation of formel.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

bad news, you'll die first

[nonusnomeni]

good news if they use horses they can be killed

[EllieSuraCremisi]

bad news, they come on foot

[nonusnomeni]

good news even better

[Thulas]

Bad News: The 12k marker has not only been reached, a cat also pooped on it.

[nonusnomeni]

good news get poop from 12K cats on his bed

[Thulas]

Bad News: My head is to complex for you.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, we're getting rich by winning lottery.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Lions aren't allowed to play.

[RichterQ87]

Good news: There's an exception for Rasta.

[Thulas]

Bad News: His Mistress won't allow him to play while he hasn't done his duties yet.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I'm here and richer. No one says I can't cash the rewards of others.

[Thulas]

Bad News: You have to buy me at least one dress from your prize. The rest is yours, of course.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, the price of a dress doesn't even reach 0.1% of the money won.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news robbery