Guest Posted September 9, 2021 Posted September 9, 2021 49 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED for not specifying which of the Beholder's eyes: Banned for specifying the beholder kind of defeats the concept 34 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for posting scary pictures Banned in oh so many ways, for hanging out with naked Orcs with oversized parts, yet fearful of what looks like a Muppet
DonQuiWho Posted September 9, 2021 Posted September 9, 2021 3 hours ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for specifying the beholder kind of defeats the concept Banned in oh so many ways, for hanging out with naked Orcs with oversized parts, yet fearful of what looks like a Muppet  Banned for wittering on about inconsequential Orcs when PCs have passed on, died, been taken by Burke and Hare to resurrectionist charlatans, eviscerated, had organs replaced, by both spare parts ripped from other lifeforms, together with those newly cloned, and only brought back to life by questionable necromantic means. Orcs, mothers in law, and all other human beings are immaterial in such circumstances
Guest Posted September 9, 2021 Posted September 9, 2021 18 minutes ago, donkeywho said: Banned for wittering on about inconsequential Orcs when PCs have passed on, died, been taken by Burke and Hare to resurrectionist charlatans, eviscerated, had organs replaced, by both spare parts ripped from other lifeforms, together with those newly cloned, and only brought back to life by questionable necromantic means. Orcs, mothers in law, and all other human beings are immaterial in such circumstances Banned for writing something which only makes sense deep within the confines of your own mind when the voices told you to write it ?
DonQuiWho Posted September 9, 2021 Posted September 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for writing something which only makes sense deep within the confines of your own mind when the voices told you to write it ?  Banned for not realising that the voices told me to SCReeeeeaaaaaaammmmmm it
Guest Posted September 9, 2021 Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, donkeywho said: Banned for not realising that the voices told me to SCReeeeeaaaaaaammmmmm it Banned for thinking I can read minds other than my son
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 2 hours ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for thinking I can read minds other than my son > banned for you should read your husband's mind
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 53 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said: > banned for you should read your husband's mind Banned for it is a more fun to receive his loving surprises and knowing would become boring
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for it is a more fun to receive his loving surprises and knowing would become boring > banned for rejecting the possibility to find out of the things you would be surprised
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 54 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said: > banned for rejecting the possibility to find out of the things you would be surprised Banned for spoiling the surprise
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 46 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for spoiling the surprise > banned for depending about surprises
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said: > banned for depending about surprises Banned for confusing dependence with enjoyment
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Just now, LadySmoks said: Banned for confusing dependence with enjoyment > banned for enjoyment in surprises is also dependency
worik Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 4 hours ago, EvalovesEP said: > banned for enjoyment in surprises is also dependency BANNED for making me feel bad now even though I want to be surprised
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 36 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for making me feel bad now even though I want to be surprised > banned for many people had heart attack when being surprised
worik Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said: > banned for many people had heart attack when being surprised BANNED for exposing a secret murderer technique to the public
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for exposing a secret murderer technique to the public > banned for I want to save you from having one
Psalam Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said: > banned for many people had heart attack when being surprised BANNED because almost everyone who had a heart attack was surprised by having a heart attack (it's like the Spanish Inquisition that way) 2
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Psalam said: BANNED because almost everyone who had a heart attack was surprised by having a heart attack (it's like the Spanish Inquisition that way) > banned for realizing the double effect of surprise
DonQuiWho Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 40 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said: > banned for realizing the double effect of surprise  Surprising Ban for everyone. Banned!
worik Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) 19 minutes ago, donkeywho said: Surprising Ban for everyone. Banned! BANNED for being a "BAN SURPRISE" Spoiler .. and not jumping out of the cake .... in your underwear  Edited September 10, 2021 by worik
Psalam Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for being a "BAN SURPRISE"  Reveal hidden contents .. and not jumping out of the cake .... in your underwear  BANNED for expecting anything other than the Full Monty:
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Psalam said: BANNED for expecting anything other than the Full Monty: > banned for I prefer full moon
worik Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED for expecting anything other than the Full Monty: BANNED for assuming that anybody on LL would NOT be going commando when when posting here. Spoiler ? .. err. wait .. you do all, right? All of you?! Yes, you all dooooo Â
worik Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said: > banned for I prefer full moon BANNED under suspicion of lycanthropy or succubism (or whatever we fabricate)
Guest Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Just now, worik said: BANNED under suspicion of lycanthropy or succubism (or whatever we fabricate) > banned for I don't favor any of them but just been romantic
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