Psalam Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned because it is not wise to limit the questions that you can ask based on the dogmatic desire to follow the words and musings of a meagerly educated 500 B.C sheep herder who transcribed his ideas as though they were nuggets of wisdom directly distilled, through some magical means, from the mind of some antiquated, and, if we lived in a sane world, contemporarily irrelevant anthropomorphized deity. See: Christopher Hitchens BANNED! for taking a light hearted thread and turning it into the Rant Thread - as well as stomping on LL Rule #9.
Tyrant99 Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for taking a light hearted thread and turning it into the Rant Thread - as well as stomping on LL Rule #9. Banned because I'd rather say what I think than be an unoriginal, rank and file, goody-two shoes milquetoast whose worried about following all the silly little rules.
Psalam Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 53 minutes ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned because I'd rather say what I think than be an unoriginal, rank and file, goody-two shoes milquetoast whose worried about following all the silly little rules. BANNED! because speaking your mind is easy (cf., the aforementioned Rant Thread) but thinking something worth hearing, that is difficult or, in the form of an aphorism It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
DonQuiWho Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 57 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! because speaking your mind is easy (cf., the aforementioned Rant Thread) but thinking something worth hearing, that is difficult or, in the form of an aphorism It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. BANNED! for not banning him for demonstrating the dogmatic desire to follow the words and musings of that self satisfied 21C ranter, Christopher Hitchins, who transcribes his ideas as though they are golden nuggets of wisdom directly distilled, through some magical exercise of the squishy contents of his neural cortex, as if being from the mind of some pseudo modernist genius who, if we lived in a sane world, would be equally treated as of potentially the same relevance, or irrelevance, as any predecessor of equivalent stature in previous ages.
Psalam Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 27 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for not banning him for demonstrating the dogmatic desire to follow the words and musings of that self satisfied 21C ranter, Christopher Hitchins, who transcribes his ideas as though they are golden nuggets of wisdom directly distilled, through some magical exercise of the squishy contents of his neural cortex, as if being from the mind of some pseudo modernist genius who, if we lived in a sane world, would be equally treated as of potentially the same relevance, or irrelevance, as any predecessor of equivalent stature in previous ages. BANNED! for ALSO pushing the limits of Rule 9. Is it not possible to just have fun here?
Tyrant99 Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 7 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for ALSO pushing the limits of Rule 9. Is it not possible to just have fun here? Banned because fun means different things to different people and you seem to want to relegate this thread exclusively to your own definition of what you consider to be fun. And also banned for constantly pulling out your little rulebook as if you were some sort of boorish boy-scout when in fact things are generally funner when you leave rules out of it... And finally, banned for not pointing out that I didn't even quote Christopher Hitchens. Those were my own words, I merely channeled his essence.
Psalam Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned because fun means different things to different people and you seem to want to relegate this thread exclusively to your own definition of what you consider to be fun. And also banned for constantly pulling out your little rulebook as if you were some sort of boorish boy-scout when in fact things are generally funner when you leave rules out of it... And finally, banned for not pointing out that I didn't even quote Christopher Hitchens. Those were my own words, I merely channeled his essence. BANNED! for embracing chaos - I'm quite sure the Huns had great fun sacking Rome (not sure how the Romans felt about it though).
Tyrant99 Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 34 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for embracing chaos - I'm quite sure the Huns had great fun sacking Rome (not sure how the Romans felt about it though). Banned because everything is a blend of both chaos and order, it is as if you want the yin without the yang.
DonQuiWho Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 38 minutes ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned because everything is a blend of both chaos and order, it is as if you want the yin without the yang. Banned! for thinking that The Big Yin might blend any order into his particular type of chaos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E
Tyrant99 Posted September 15, 2020 Posted September 15, 2020 13 hours ago, donkeywho said: Banned! for thinking that The Big Yin might blend any order into his particular type of chaos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E Banned for thinking that the only difference between haggis and sausage is honesty.
DonQuiWho Posted September 15, 2020 Posted September 15, 2020 8 hours ago, Tyrant99 said: Banned for thinking that the only difference between haggis and sausage is honesty. BANNED! for having no taste
Tyrant99 Posted September 15, 2020 Posted September 15, 2020 2 hours ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for having no taste Banned for disparaging an evolutionary adaptation that gives me an advantage when avoiding cannibalistic attacks.
DonQuiWho Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 10:31 PM, Tyrant99 said: Banned for disparaging an evolutionary adaptation that gives me an advantage when avoiding cannibalistic attacks. BANNED! for not giving me a response that I can really get my teeth into
Psalam Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for not giving me a response that I can really get my teeth into BANNED! for oral fixation
DonQuiWho Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 7 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for oral fixation BANNED! for mistaking me for a dentist
Tyrant99 Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for mistaking me for a dentist Banned for being a rabid anti-dentite as if this were still the 90s when you could get away with such things.
worik Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 On 9/17/2020 at 10:39 PM, Tyrant99 said: Banned for being a rabid anti-dentite as if this were still the 90s when you could get away with such things. BANNED for scaring away the banner-folks for almost a week!
Psalam Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 21 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for scaring away the banner-folks for almost a week! BANNED! for double entendre
worik Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for double entendre BANNED for reading something elaborated out of my simple words
Psalam Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 27 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for reading something elaborated out of my simple words BANNED! for suggesting that I elaborate on your simple words
worik Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for suggesting that I elaborate on your simple words BANNED for refusing to pick up even the slightest bit of work
Psalam Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for refusing to pick up even the slightest bit of work BANNED! for suggesting that picking up refuse is the slightest bit of work (I wouldn't want that job)
DonQuiWho Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 19 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for suggesting that picking up refuse is the slightest bit of work (I wouldn't want that job) BANNED! for not being prepared to do your bit of ? shovelling
Psalam Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 32 minutes ago, donkeywho said: BANNED! for not being prepared to do your bit of ? shovelling BANNED! for suggesting that I'm not prepared to shovel shit
worik Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Psalam said: BANNED! for suggesting that I'm not prepared to shovel shit BANNED for bragging about your collection of garden tools Spoiler
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