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The Banning Game - II

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1 minute ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because large eyes do not equal good vision (btw - I have had laser eye surgery; some people just don't appreciate my sense of humor, or is that humpur?)

> banned for I didn't know about your eyes surgery for if I did I WOULD NEVER make jokes about it.

Psalam

Psalam

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Just now, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for I didn't know about your eyes surgery for if I did I WOULD NEVER make jokes about it.

BANNED because I'm a big boy and can take a joke.

worik

worik

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6 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I'm a big

BANNED for that's the usual with boys. Until you pull out the measuring tape and start to take numbers :classic_dry:

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Psalam

Psalam

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Just now, worik said:

BANNED for that's the usual with boys. Until you pull out the measuring tape and start to take numbers :classic_dry:

BANNED for assuming that I'm just an AVERAGE dude. (You bring the tape and I'll pull it out)

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worik

worik

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1 minute ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for assuming that I'm just an AVERAGE dude. (You bring the tape and I'll pull it out)

BANNED for lifting your skirt in the public section. "Show more of yourself" is in the adult section :classic_tongue:

Psalam

Psalam

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2 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for lifting your skirt in the public section. "Show more of yourself" is in the adult section :classic_tongue:

BANNED for I've yet to wear a skirt (or kilt for that matter). I suppose there's a first time for everything. And I wasn't the one who brought up measuring ... THINGS.

Guest

Guest

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5 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for I've yet to wear a skirt (or kilt for that matter). I suppose there's a first time for everything. And I wasn't the one who brought up measuring ... THINGS.

> banned for genders are erased nowadays.

worik

worik

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9 minutes ago, Psalam said:

And I wasn't the one who brought up measuring ... THINGS.

BANNED for not knowing that important things can always be measured, even with your clothes on.

 

2 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for genders are erased nowadays.

BANNED for making me think about scissors ✂️ ? ...  and making me wonder if I misunderstood something

Edited by worik
Psalam

Psalam

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8 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for genders are erased nowadays.

BANNED for "gender" is for words and sociologists - "sex" is for humans.

6 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for not knowing that important things can always be measured, even with your clothes on.

 

BANNED for making me think about scissors ✂️ ? ...  and making me wonder if I misunderstood something

BANNED for scalpels are the proper tool for the job (although clamps might work)

Guest

Guest

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1 minute ago, Psalam said:

 "sex" is for humans.

 

> banned for using the term you know only from dictionary not in practice :P

Psalam

Psalam

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1 minute ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for using the term you know only from dictionary not in practice :P

BANNED because, well, you'll never know.

Guest

Guest

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1 minute ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because, well, you'll never know.

> banned for assuming I don't know

worik

worik

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5 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for scalpels are the proper tool for the job (although clamps might work)

BANNED for coming across as an "expert". As if my degree from the youtube university wouldn't suffice.

 

5 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for not reading this

BANNED for having too much time to wait for the messengers with news about politics in distant kingdoms

Edited by worik
Psalam

Psalam

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10 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for coming across as an "expert". As if my degree from the youtube university wouldn't suffice.

 

BANNED for having too much time to wait for the messengers with news about politics in distant kingdoms

BANNED because castration has always been a popular method of dealing with defeated enemies - why wait for messengers?

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Guest

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10 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because castration has always been a popular method of dealing with defeated enemies - why wait for messengers?

> banned for advocating same method I like for punishing rapists

worik

worik

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5 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because castration has always been a popular method of dealing with defeated enemies - why wait for messengers?

BANNED for abstaining to decapitate the messenger first.

 

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However, Speakers did sometimes have to deliver bad news from the Commons to the King and this made their job risky. Between 1394 and 1535, the role of Speaker became synonymous with death as seven men who held or had previously held that position were executed by beheading.

-- https://www.parliament.uk/about/living-heritage/evolutionofparliament/parliamentwork/offices-and-ceremonies/overview/the-speaker/

worik

worik

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Just now, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for advocating same method I like for punishing rapists

BANNED for being too nice and treating everybody much too friendly

Guest

Guest

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7 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for being too nice and treating everybody much too friendly

> banned for you don't know what would I ask my loves to do to my enemies ;)

worik

worik

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8 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for reverting to tried and true barbaric Medieval practices

BANNED for being much too formalistic and beaurocratic on important matters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malleus_Maleficarum

 

3 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for you don't know what would I ask my loves to do to my enemies ;)

BANNED for not having read the above basic and practical guide  ? . I thought you have enough time to do that in the office :classic_wink:

Edited by worik
Guest

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Just now, worik said:

BANNED for being much too formalistic and beaurocratic on important matters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malleus_Maleficarum

 

BANNED for not having read the above basic and practical guide  ? . I thought you have enough time to do that in the office :classic_wink:

> banned for I have more pressing matters to do in the office, like sex instead of reading some basics :D

worik

worik

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4 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for I have more pressing matters to do in the office, like sex instead of reading some basics :D

BANNED for forgetting about the good old culture of porn magazines in desk drawers

*sigh*

*mumbles someting about modern times and internet porn*

Guest

Guest

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1 minute ago, worik said:

BANNED for forgetting about the good old culture of porn magazines in desk drawers

*sigh*

*mumbles someting about modern times and internet porn*

> banned for online porn is faster, has more choices and give you free hands to use while the movie plays :D

DonQuiWho

DonQuiWho

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1 hour ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for online porn is faster, has more choices and give you free hands to use while the movie plays :D

 

Banned you all for sharing your addictions on line

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