Metroid games, The bad, the ugly, and the completely missing

[Mellenius]

Okay.... I will just say this. Samus Aran is one of my top 5 fantasizations. I want quality games of her having naughty fun. But that seems to be the one thing about her that does not exist.

 

I have tried several different flash games, she is basically moving like a 2D puppet which I hate. And what makes it worse is that some of the some-what 3D games don't even keep the correct body proportions that she had in the canon games.

 

I do like some of the concepts of certain games such as Metroids trying to drain the life out of you. Stealing her ovum from her ovaries using tentacles to reproduce and give birth to human-metroid offspring. I dig those.... but the graphics are just non-existant.

 

 

I have seen only one game that even looked like a good game that had Samus in the nude, and of course the only links that existed were torrents. And my ISP flags me whenever I even search the word Torrent.

 

 

If someone knows a good game that exists or someone who can make one... please let me know. Or, give me some warnings of games I should avoid.

[Loogie]

Why not make one yourself instead of complaining about how the hard work of others isn't perfect?

[theblacksmith]

Slave Maker 3 has Samus as a slave (and an unlockable assistant), but she's relatively limited compared to some of the others.

[Jexsam]

Sounds like OP's real problem is somewhat specific fetishes, rather than anything being wrong with the Metroid porn. Metroid's been a somewhat constant presence in gaming pop culture, so the Rule 34 of it is extensive and varied. I know, I've looked (but did not necessarily enjoy all of it...).

 

Though the complaint about canon proportions is hilarious to me. Of course the character's going to be exaggerated; you'd be hard pressed to find accurate 34 of any character.

[Mellenius]

Sounds like OP's real problem is somewhat specific fetishes, rather than anything being wrong with the Metroid porn. Metroid's been a somewhat constant presence in gaming pop culture, so the Rule 34 of it is extensive and varied. I know, I've looked (but did not necessarily enjoy all of it...).

 

Though the complaint about canon proportions is hilarious to me. Of course the character's going to be exaggerated; you'd be hard pressed to find accurate 34 of any character.

 

I guess it is true. I guess my arguement is invalid... how do I close a thread?

[Nonsense667]

Bah. Essentially your question was "Anyone have any recommendations for games staring Samus Aran?" And that is a perfectly fine thing to ask. 

 

Mind if I ask for you listing out what games you've already tried? I'm assuming those 2D ones you are talking about are the ones from Legend of Krystal, but I have no idea about the others.

 

And I don't really see anything wrong with being turned of with content being portrayed in certain ways. It's all up to the individual. It may very well not be your own complaint, but I always hate the "Take a female character and make her breasts GINORMOUS" thing that some porn does. There is nothing wrong with people liking that, and there damn sure isn't anything wrong with me for hating it.

[Adam Jensen]

Okay.... I will just say this. Samus Aran is one of my top 5 fantasizations. I want quality games of her having naughty fun. But that seems to be the one thing about her that does not exist.

 

I have tried several different flash games, she is basically moving like a 2D puppet which I hate. And what makes it worse is that some of the some-what 3D games don't even keep the correct body proportions that she had in the canon games.

 

I do like some of the concepts of certain games such as Metroids trying to drain the life out of you. Stealing her ovum from her ovaries using tentacles to reproduce and give birth to human-metroid offspring. I dig those.... but the graphics are just non-existant.

 

 

I have seen only one game that even looked like a good game that had Samus in the nude, and of course the only links that existed were torrents. And my ISP flags me whenever I even search the word Torrent.

 

 

If someone knows a good game that exists or someone who can make one... please let me know. Or, give me some warnings of games I should avoid.

 

Well gee couldn't that might have to due with the fact that Nintendo did not conceptualize Samus into a space slut?

 

Anyway, to answer your question there is some Legend of Krystal thing that includes Samus. You might like it, though I honestly don't. Then again I really don't enjoy picturing Nintendo characters in a sexual way.

 

Please do keep in mind that I do not care in the least if you want Samus sex or not, whatever goats your boat. What did bother me slightly is how your worded it.

 

Oh and goats in a boat is not a typo...

 

[Nonsense667]

 

Okay.... I will just say this. Samus Aran is one of my top 5 fantasizations. I want quality games of her having naughty fun. But that seems to be the one thing about her that does not exist.

 

Well gee couldn't that might have to due with the fact that Nintendo did not conceptualize Samus into a space slut?

 

I am not sure what you mean by that. It has not been my experience that how much of a "slut" a character is portrayed as in their original story has any affect on how much adult material they are portrayed in. Though I will admit, I am annoyed when a character is given a personality change for the sake of adult content. (For example, most adult content staring Bayonetta shows her as a submissive. Ugh.) But I can't see anything wrong with simply having a character, true to form, in a setting that can contain adult material.

[Adam Jensen]

 

 

Okay.... I will just say this. Samus Aran is one of my top 5 fantasizations. I want quality games of her having naughty fun. But that seems to be the one thing about her that does not exist.

 

Well gee couldn't that might have to due with the fact that Nintendo did not conceptualize Samus into a space slut?

 

I am not sure what you mean by that. It has not been my experience that how much of a "slut" a character is portrayed as in their original story has any affect on how much adult material they are portrayed in. Though I will admit, I am annoyed when a character is given a personality change for the sake of adult content. (For example, most adult content staring Bayonetta shows her as a submissive. Ugh.) But I can't see anything wrong with simply having a character, true to form, in a setting that can contain adult material.

 

 

Agh to be honest it has to due more with how the characters are usually portrayed in these games. I mean I have yet to see a Tomb Raider sex game that explores Lara's sexuality in a meaningful way. I am not trying to imply that sex = slut, on the contrary I oppose that.

 

As I said it was more or less the way he worded it that bothered me, but then again it's almost two am and I am kinda sleepy so I might have just misinterpreted what he said. If so I apologize.

 

And damn, really? I mean she looked very dom in the game, making her submissive seems odd :/!

[LordJerle]

Samus AG3 character on the bottom :-P
http://artificialgirlmods.blogspot.com/search/label/Nintendo

 

[herpman]

Why not make one yourself instead of complaining about how the hard work of others isn't perfect?

Problem is most of the stuff at LoK, which is the puppet like material to which he referenced, isn't actually made by the game creators, they're templates that people just lazily load into an environment and smack some custom bodyparts onto. Sure it's modular and easy to work with, but that gets misused easily, and when the creator of a game can't be assed to do something other than what is tantamount to posing naked barbie dolls in lewd positions, it just kills it.

 

Personally, I grew up with metroid and can't really get into porn about it, but I've played a few games within the genre that I like, probably some of my favorites.