Three Word Story

[NutellaBukkake]

Frodo was preparing

[MrPechorin]

for total domination

[Dubhorizon]

over that delicious

[Guest endgameaddiction]

lemon chicken fettuccine

[LordJerle]

big fat vagina

[sammythesquirrel]

with harry palmtrees

[testsubject013]

cook in oil

[RaynGrayson]

they all died

[AlunaTheGod]

From a rare

[Content Consumer]

infestation of chinchillas

[HeyChloe]

with shattered iPhones

[Emberheart]

with gorilla glass

[shirow]

made by google

[Content Consumer]

with self-destruct buttons

(does a hyphenated word count?)

[shirow]

and blows into

[Content Consumer]

the fifth dimension

[HeyChloe]

which is complicated

[Content Consumer]

by a duck

[AlunaTheGod]

With two syringes

[Content Consumer]

filled with coffee

[Majuko]

Controlled by Amazons

[Content Consumer]

who eat cheese

[HeyChloe]

made of soy

[Content Consumer]

containing green cashews

[RaynGrayson]

and little wieners