nonusnomeni Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 granted you will get 100 likes and 1 real BANN i wish that make you happy
Rasta the Lion Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Granted, you will be the one banned in his place. He will be happy for this. Rasta wishes sun to raise early every day of year.
Myst42 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Granted but you will turn into a vampire lion of weakened bloodline... you know.... not like me, one of those who burn in the sun... Wish for a bottle of Vodka
Silvermetal Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Granted, you get an empty bottle of Vodka. I wish a top-notch gaming pc
Rasta the Lion Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, you can get one without a video card ever be possible to be inserted. Rasta wishes impalas have less stamina. Chasing them is tiredly for him.
Thulas Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, but you will have even less stamina. I wish for a petting zoo with unaggressive lions that also have a glorious mane.
Rasta the Lion Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, Rasta will be the petted director and make you the main attraction of the zoo. Rasta wishes a large cage for Thulasaur.
Thulas Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, but you will be in there aswell. I want to cuddle the lion for his lion-ness.
Rasta the Lion Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 No wish granted since you did not wish in the first place. I can give you an advice though: never put your head in lion's mouth. Rasta wishes less time before coffee is made.
Thulas Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, more time until weed is smoked instead. I wish to pet Rasta. Now.
Rasta the Lion Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, try pet me in those circumstances. Rasta wishes he won't sneeze while you stay there.
Thulas Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, but you will lick your teeth instead. I wish this fucking card reader finally would get me this fucking pictures from my camera that I need for my projects.
Rasta the Lion Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, the pictures will be that of an elephant's ass taken by yours truly. Rasta wishes for a better quality camera.
Thulas Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, but it will need lion blood to work. I wish to have a cable to access this fucking picture via the camera.
Rasta the Lion Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, *chews* oh... was this YOUR cable? ... Rasta wishes somehow the cable works again.
Thulas Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, you now have cable. I wish to watch Raste TV.
Spectre_15 Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, but theres a signal malfunction causing the same eleven seconds to be on loop permanently I wish I knew what to wish for.
Pixie-K Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, you get a tour of the "Make A Wish Foundation" I wish for better coffee, this flavored stuff just smells like gasoline.
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 granted. heres a coffee i didnt pee in. i wish for a nacho-fairy to wield her nacho-staff and fill my shelves with all nacho-sorts i like, nacho-cheese, nacho-sweetchili and nacho-sourcream. oh, and some regular nachos with a veeeeerrrry hot salsa.
Silvermetal Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, but you'll die of diarrhea if you ever eat them. I wish to be impossible to ban it the banning game thread
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 granted. but you die immediately, are reborn, and your ban-immunity isnt valid for this new life anymore. i wish to not get diarrhea if i eat my wish-nachos
Spectre_15 Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Granted. Instead, you're stuffed up and cant shit at all. I wish I had a bottle of coke right now.
Pixie-K Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but you "accidentally the whole bottle" http://www.vortux.net/blog/645/i-accidentally-a-whole-coca-cola-bottle-is-this-bad I wish for an unbreakable bra, the underwires keep stabbing through
Guest Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but now you have a metal bra with spikes on the inside and you can't take it off without the right key(which I happen to have in my possession). I wish I could fall asleep.
Spectre_15 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but you can never wake up again. I wish I knew what a woman feels in her vagina during sex.
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