Myst42 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but you're a virtual woman in a sex mod... You get to meet the Daedric Lord of Rape... Wish Bethesda would stop trying so badly to turn people evil
Rasta the Lion Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, just become the CEO of TES developing and fire anyone who writes quests for evil characters. Rasta wishes for a solid mouse. His paw crushes it.
Thulas Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but you can't browse though the internet now. I wish to catch with the internet the interfish.
Spectre_15 Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Granted, but now there is no more internet. I wish my back didnt hurt.
Guest Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Granted, but now your belly hurts instead. I wish that Rasta became a dog.
Spectre_15 Posted January 18, 2014 Posted January 18, 2014 Granted, but you're now Rasta's owner, and Rasta has rabies. I wish there was no more racism in the world.
Dyschromie Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Granted but we're now alien's slaves in an other world I wish I could eat tons of one of my favorite dessert: the tiramisu... <3
Thulas Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, but you'll get a version without any alcohol or taste. I wish I could enjoy my short break before I work on my damn project again.
Dyschromie Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, but you fell asleep and didn't enjoy that short break! I wish I could find something interesting to do, fun and without getting bored...
Thulas Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, you now will do my work and will have fun doing it. I wish I had a giganic di...never mind, I wand nice big breasts and a vagina instead; everything where it belongs to, of course.
Dyschromie Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, you got your huge "thing", a breast like you want and a vagina like all those hentai we love so much (lovely futanari...) but all the world lost their sex, no male with di... to make you happy, no woman with vagina to have fun with you, there is only you, and only ONE dildo of 8cm! I wish I could have a goth futanari as girlfriend. And I don't talk about your wish Thulas, it's mine! (with being a woman)
Thulas Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, but first you have to know what was behind my wish; oh, and then you need to get a goth futa girlfriend yourself. I wish for 15 minutes left of my break that never will end.
Dyschromie Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Ahem... Well, granted, your break will never ended, but the time has stopped and you will be bored because nothing will never changed, all the world has been frozen... Even your computer! I wish one day I will find my way without getting bored or hate my life.
Thulas Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, but your mental health won't survive your first meeting with her or her. I wish to not feel bad that I just added 15 minutes to my break.
Dyschromie Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Didn't really think about love but anyway. Granted you feel really well to have a big break but 30min later, you will still here and feel guilty, so guilty... I wish to not feel tired tomorrow because I don't really want to sleep actually.
Thulas Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, you'll get coffee. Actually no, I get the coffee instead. I wish for yet another good break that won't end too soon.
Dyschromie Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, you got your break but it's too late and you have to sleep if you don't want to be tired after sleeping 4hours... I wish to have a massage and un kiss (or a bit more...) from a lovely goth futanari when I will wake up again...
Thulas Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, but the futa's erection only is about 3 cm long. I wish for an insane gangbang action with massive bukkake for a stripper; and I wish some stripper heels for myself to wear during that event.
Dyschromie Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Damn you Thulas... Good choice... Even if... Granted, but sperm smells and taste like piss!! (Take this for those poor 3cm...) I wish to be a woman/futa to feel an intense and deep threesome with futas/shemales (with dense cum) And it's too easy if you talk again about their erect!
Spectre_15 Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 ...I dont even really know how to respond... except: Granted, but the sex is so good that every time after this occasion, the sex is so bad by comparison that it becomes a chore and therefore, by nature, boring and completely unsatisfying. I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted. ^btw this is easily corruptable.
Thulas Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, you will have a philosophical threesome with two other shemales and talk deeply about the connection between life and sperm. I wish to not being so fucking sleepy; either that or a nice skirt. EDIT: Ninja'd? Meh, I don't care, way too tired to think about something else.
Spectre_15 Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, you will have a philosophical threesome with two other shemales and talk deeply about the connection between life and sperm. I wish to not being so fucking sleepy; either that or a nice skirt. Hey hey hey, I beat you to the punch. Edit: ninja'd about me ninjaing you... inception.
Thulas Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 EDIT: Ninja'd? Meh, I don't care, way too tired to think about something else. That says pretty much everything.
Dyschromie Posted January 20, 2014 Posted January 20, 2014 ...I dont even really know how to respond... except: Granted, but the sex is so good that every time after this occasion, the sex is so bad by comparison that it becomes a chore and therefore, by nature, boring and completely unsatisfying. I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted. ^btw this is easily corruptable. I DON'T CARE!! I can die now, after that awesome threesome!
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