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Guest Leonardo W
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bad news, because a torch? if we have a star

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Good news: Satan's torch is actually what Americans call a flashlight. So yeah, not that exciting.

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Good news: I play poker with him on weekends, so of course he would.

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Good news: One of the perks of being a giant robotic president is I don't have to worry about the IRS.

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Bad news: While I'm rust-proof, I am susceptible to other things. Like boobs. And garlic bread. And chicken wings.

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Bad news: I don't have any bad news to go with that.

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Bad news: I'm about to break the thread. I like you too.

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Bad news: Titanic shouldn't see this, or she might get jealous.

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Bad news: While that may be true, a jealous Titanic involves her getting mad at me. And I don't really want that.

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