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Good news: Yes, that was. And I'd be inclined to agree.

 

 

 

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Good news: Could probably rock that better than Beyonce.

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Bad news: I'm too lazy to do my wash, ever. So I'll just be wearing my panties. I'll make sure they're white and lacey.

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Good news: You couldn't be worse than a lot of people who get married. Class is overrated anyway.

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Bad News: "Dishes? Laundry? What's that for? Can't I just lay here playing video games til you see fit to do something to, and/or with, me?"

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Good news: I would see fit to do something. ifyouknowwhatimean

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Good news (for me somewhat): I can't describe it here. Might be too hot for television.

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Good news: Let's just say it would involve dirty things.

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Good news: I'll have a thoroughly filled out report ready. And in triplicate, too.

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Good news: You've already got 1/2 the recipe for a good time. And I don't mean the cooking. Despite the obvious cooking pun.

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Bad News: I'm terrible at delivering bad news. Also, I've run out of dishes... due to being too lazy to run the dishwasher. Will my body suffice?

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