Guest Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news: Resurrection has been held up thanks to the TSA. Estimated wait time is now 271 years.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: Still better late than never. I have all the time !
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: I'll make a hurricane so they'll remember me.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news, hurricane is so yesterday...
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news: Earthquake for not praising me enough today.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news, people don't care and carry on with their lives.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Apparently you hate the good news. Â Bad news: Let FIRE RAIN FROM ABOVE !
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news, they all were chilling the day out inside home watching Game of the Throne. Nobody were spotted outside when that happen.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: I give up. I need to smoke some crack before father gets home.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news, he's lying about not smoking.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: I was being Jesus. *Jesus* these people...
Guest Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news: I had no idea you could use Jesus as a verb.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: I'm the devil I can do what I want !
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news, Jesus says, don't pay any intention to that so called devil. He's a hoax.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: I can't wait to take Jesus back to hell !
Guest Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news: If you're the devil, then doesn't that mean you lost to Tenacious D?
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: That was a gangbang. I had no chance. But for the news to be good I have to tell you VENGEANCE BURNS !
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news, Tenacious D said, they on something else. So they totally forgot about you or the vengeance, devil, or whatever that is.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: No problem, the best surprises always come from behind.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news: I'm genderless. Unless you call hot a gender.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Bad news, the scientists is on the lookout for you. I think they want to poke and probe you here and there. You will be all missed... and forgotten.
MikeMetal Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Good news, they shouldn't play with fire if they DON'T want to get burned.
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