Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[EllieSuraCremisi]

oh yes, i have a thing for sexy she vampires

 

 

may we summon them?

[Guest]

They appear when Thulas is around. Also, as many times as I've met them, I'm not even sure it was ever clarified about their looks. They're also sisters, by the way. One acts like a child and the other switches between domination and submission and is unpredictable because of that.   

 

Thulas, if you're reading this: What the hell are Titanic and Marina, and for that matter Sam and Theo, supposed to look like?

 

Oh dear god they're going to destroy me for this. The things I do for science...

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

since i can't answer that question i pose one of my own

 

may i meet them?

[Guest]

Thulas is their vessel, so you'd have to wait. Depending on how things go the wait can be either for better or for worse.

 

In the meantime: Why did the chicken plant landmines on the road?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Because they don't want to see me in a maid outfit. Seriously, I'm not Hayate...

 

 

Why people don't eat locust as a staple diet?

[Guest]

It's way too bland. Could go broke from using so much hot sauce to make it have any flavor at all.

 

So you're not a combat butler, which should be right up there with Batman for Awesome Job Titles?

[Thulas]

Dead hopefully, just like his parrents.

 

How the hell you got into that conversation with BellaRoseDraco?

[Guest]

I forgot.

 

I think we were talking about insanity or something?

[Thulas]

Sure, insanity and maid outfits.I guess Marina would look cute in a maid outfit though, and if you take out made of latex or leather it even would fit when she is in her menstruation-like phase.

 

Shouldn't you see a doctor?

[Guest]

Maybe, I think I might have lost more of my mind than usual today.

 

Is that a bad thing?

[Thulas]

Yes, mainly because there is someone who would kill to help you.

 

If you feel strong willed enough, open the spoiler.

 

He actually opened it! WHY?

 

 

[Guest]

I don't know.

 

Maybe because I was expecting something with a different meaning?

[Thulas]

Less cat probably.

 

Did it help at least?

[Guest]

No, because it still didn't make any sense.

 

Why are the fanservice levels currently over 9000?

[Thulas]

I don't know, but I also think it's too much.

 

Why you call it "fanservice" and not "ecchi"?

[Guest]

Because I forget that.

 

Why the hell were they catching eels with their chests?

[Thulas]

Because...I don't get it.

 

You meant it somewhat like this, didn't you?

 

 

[Guest]

No, I mean as in actually catching eels in their cleavage.

 

 

 

Warning: fanservice ahead

 

 

 

This popped up when I did a Google Image Search for Shin Koihime Musou. And it wasn't the only eel-cleavage one either.

 

 

 

 

 

Do you think things would be different if classic literature had its characters replaced with busty anime women?

[Thulas]

I guess, yes, but a female Genji would be...I doubt that there isn't any anime about that.

 

Why are they catching them that way...?

 

 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

cuz it makes fans happy

 

 

 

can i see maid outfits?

[Guest]

You'll have to convince the vampire about that one.

 

So will the maid outfit go on?

[HyperonicX]

No, I don't think so. I'd look pretty awful with a maid outfit on. Plus, I'd repel customers if I was to wear one of those.

 

 

Where is the nucleus?

[Guest]

Over there.

 

Is it not surprising that vampires in maid outfits actually exist?

[HyperonicX]

Actually, it is. I've never met a vampire who wore one of them before. Then again, I've never met a vampire.

 

Where did I park my TARDIS?

[Thulas]

In your arse.

 

Never met a vampire? Sure about it?