Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 No! Puff! Puff! And pass the peace pipe... Why grilled fish tasted so tasty with a lemon juice?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Because you woke up after a crazy night. Is still monday?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Not in a less 2 hour. Why am I getting sleepy?
Cyril Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Because of all the puffing. Would you puff with a puffin?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 No, tea! Tea! Why smoking is so addictive?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Because the lungs ask you for more. Why is smoking so expensive compared to drinking?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Because I pay the government servant pay-checks. Why can't I find myself to like an alcohol?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Because you're the government and you get all the fun first. Anarchy ! I mean, anarchy ?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Sex Pistols isn't it? Why can people go whaling freely?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Because the whales didn't asked for their rights yet. Why are sperm whales called like that?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Have you ever see 'em masterbate? Is humpback whale is descendant of Notre Dame?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Yes the whale is made of similar architecture. Why people go to church?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 It's not a church. It's their hide-out to secretly eat hot, yummy pretzels. Why do I find vanilla porn is uncharming?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Because modding brings more possibilities. Is that what you meant right?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Don't know. I read it from the back of some dairy product. Can mosquitoes get allergic from sucking human blood?
Thulas Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Only if that person is fat. Why have you posted more than poor Emily again?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I haven't post more than Emily so I can't answer that. Why blue hair?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 no i'm rich duh why are you so awesome?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Yes, indeed, why not. All up to you to answer that. Am I making sense?
MikeMetal Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Only if you sense what's going on. Otherwise no. Breasts or butt?
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