Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[MikeMetal]

Dunno, you look female to me.

 

Oh right you're genderless, right ?

[EllieSuraCremisi]

not always

 

 

why are you asking?

[Myst42]

Beer didn't have the answer

 

What answers are in a bottle of beer?

[MikeMetal]

A lover of imagination.

 

Life's an illusion, why bother with it?

[Myst42]

...nothing better to do...

 

Could an alien get drunk?

[EllieSuraCremisi]

maybe

 

have you ever tried?

[Thulas]

I have tried way too much in my life so far.

 

So, what's up?

[EllieSuraCremisi]

the sky, men's noses, your beauty

 

 

is that right?

[Thulas]

Not quite, no. But I heard that soon war will sweep through the lands again.

 

Are you prepared for it?

[EllieSuraCremisi]

yup

 

are you?

[MikeMetal]

No.

 

Do you?

[EllieSuraCremisi]

yes

 

why?

[Thulas]

No particular reason.

 

Sad that I soon will go again?

[EllieSuraCremisi]

yes!

 

 

stay please?

 

[MikeMetal]

No, but you'll be sad when your mobile bills arrive.

 

But you have the money, anyway, right ?

 

 

[Thulas]

One of my minds is a sexaddicted prostitute; of course I have.

 

Dont you owe her still some money after the wedding?

[MikeMetal]

Nope, I never accepted to pay that debt.

 

Even if I would, I can always divorce . "?"

[Myst42]

Q/A Doesn't the wife leave you homeless after one?

 

 

[MikeMetal]

Better homeless than "happily" married.

 

Right ?

[Myst42]

Left!

 

Does this make any sense?

[formel]

As much as  A Bidla Buh, a Bidla Buh, a Bidla Bing Bang Buh.

 

 

Where can I find stones for my castle

[MikeMetal]

You're far better off by just getting stoned.

 

On what should be?

[Sun Shang Xiang]

On the Anvil of Oblivion.

 

You didn't know that? World of Warcraft.

[Thulas]

Knights of no Rebublic at all.

 

Is that a legit game?

[Guest]

No, because they actually did have a Rebublic.

 

What the eff is a Rebublic?