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Posted

Go ahead.

 

But why would you want a sparkly vampire as a convert?

Posted

because you are awesome

 

 

may i have you as a convert?

I believe that question said "you"  meaning "me" not "ask the robot"

 

And no you may not  :P

I could help you bring worshippers to your cause instead... for a... reasonable fee and part of the income

 

To answer the robot

Why not?

 

And my question:

What was I saying again...?

Posted

"I'm a sparkly vampire. I love being so sparkly."

 

 

Does that sound about right?

Posted

It didn't.

 

Don't you have some shirtless werewolves to deal with?

Posted

Because it's totally lyke da best movie evar.

 

Tell those werewolves I said hi, would you?

Posted

Of crouse I will, right as I plunge my blessed blade right through their beating hearts and slice off their still drooling heads. 

 

Want me to bring a head back as a souvenir for you?

Posted

I'd love that!

 

Could you bring me the head of that boring, boring boring girl that they seem to fight over?

Posted

I guess I could... I mean I was planning to cut her right down the middle, you know, like zip in an effor to maybe get an expression on her face but maybe cutting of the head can do that too...

 

Can I at least get a pic with it before you mount it?

Posted

Go ahead. I don't mind.

 

Just as long as she pays for her not-acting, you know what I mean?

Posted

I did not throw an innuendo at your head, that girl cannot act.

 

You'd understand if you saw Twilight, but then again why would one really want to?

Posted

Saw Twilight and probably needs to be euthanized out of mercy because of that.

 

Why? Just why was a wonderful english word defiled with such a movie?

Posted

Because that's what one of the sisters likes, depending on her phase.

 

Did you not know that?

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