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I won't expire for another 2.7 quadrillion years, if at all.

 

Does that disappoint you?

Posted

I don't know.

 

Maybe that nice young hooded skeleton man has something to do with it?

Posted

No, it wasn't.

 

Why would you think the Grim Reaper would have been an innuendo?

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Well, if you have your own definition on how to honor the dead like a specific person, than it would be rather close.

 

What have you done to that hooker?

Posted

I didn't do a thing to her.

 

Do you not think of me as a gentleman?

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I know you broke at least one girl's hearth by being happy that the marriage to her wasn't legal.

 

How can you even look at yourself in the mirror?

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Yes, and I love it. It is not really a sausage since it is more filled than stuffed, so the sausage casing is only ment to hold it together before you open and eat it.

 

Shopping? Date? War?

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Great! lets buy some stiletto heels!

A nice movie and a romantic dinner would be nice.

 

Lead the charge, Mr. President.

 

Why no one ever invites me to do anything?

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