Lewd RTS games?

[Screws]

Odd request, but does anyone know of any RTS games that are either lewd games themselves or can be made lewd with mods. What I'm looking for is a decently balanced RTS with lewd elements, ideally "troop-to-troop" animations.

Since I like these two RTS's I'm going to use them as examples. 1st Dawn of War. Think of something like the Eldar and Chaos cultists of Slaanesh get into melee or maybe a capture system is implemented (Like in the game Act of War where unit entities below a certain health would fall into a state where they could be captured) Well, troop to troop animations already exist in game and they lock the health of the two entities involved in the animations, perhaps some lewd animations can be done instead? Now it would be a bit harder to do in Dawn of War, hell even harder in Dawn of War 2, I think, but just throwing those out there as examples of fairly decent RTS games.

Now, the 2nd game is another warhammer game but its Total war warhammer. They have fewer troop to troop animations, but they exist. From what I've heard though, it's a pain to code and change things in Total War Warhammer, but its a good strategy game overall and lewd stuff (Anims in particular) would probably be overlooked for the most part.

Personally, I just want a lewd RTS game with mass troop combat that can lead to... well, massive sexual content (Ideally after battle, taking captives and the like) If you know a game, or know a modder that might dip their toes in, feel free to send em this way or post the RTS (With the links to whatever mods would lewdify em).

Later!

[Guest]

Hmmm... makes me wonder if there's anything lewd out there for Mutant Year Zero.

[Algene]

That's one of the oldest requests you usually find in any game forum, and the answer is: nope, there aren't any rts games that can be lewded, the closest you will get is mount and blade warband with mods, and bannerlord once the modding tools are out, but that one is RPG/RTS.

You can play Tobihime for the "expendable units" feel, but again, is just not the same, there is also Daggan is you are into furry that one is pretty short tho, orthers would be 

Brothel City (city building) and Tentacles Thrive (turn based), there are some japanese games that in the end aren't RTS you can find them in F95zone under strategy/management, is a pretty niche genre lamentably.

[Irratu]

warcraft 3 has some nude mods for it's units

[herpman]

I think the problem with an RTS is that you would likely wind up with quantity over quality animations in the latter example, or like one or two poses per potential pairing in the former. There's a few turn based strategy games out there, such as Tentacle Thrive and probably any h-game with a strategy layer as is. Operation Lovecraft wants to be a pornographic xcom.

 

Another turn based entry I've played is Flying Princess (check dlsite or something like it)

Edited July 28, 2021 by herpman

[Algene]

15 hours ago, herpman said:

I think the problem with an RTS is that you would likely wind up with quantity over quality animations in the latter example, or like one or two poses per potential pairing in the latter. There's a few turn based strategy games out there, such as Tentacle Thrive and probably any h-game with a strategy layer as is. Operation Lovecraft wants to be a pornographic xcom.

 

Another turn based entry I've played is Flying Princess (check dlsite or something like it)

Lmao, so sad that I mentioned almost all those, at least Operation Lovecraft is new, thanks for sharing it dude

That aside, there are only those games? holy heaven why did I got into this niche as balls thing is beyond me.

Edited July 14, 2021 by Algene

[herpman]

On 7/14/2021 at 8:00 AM, Algene said:

Lmao, so sad that I mentioned almost all those, at least Operation Lovecraft is new, thanks for sharing it dude

That aside, there are only those games? holy heaven why did I got into this niche as balls thing is beyond me.

From what I can tell it doesn't actually have a playable strategy game yet, it's just a porn gallery.

[thefarceanakins]

On 7/11/2021 at 2:26 AM, Irratu said:

warcraft 3 has some nude mods for it's units

Where?

[whateverdontcare]

34 minutes ago, thefarceanakins said:

Where?

I found a forum post saying that this link used to have them,  http://www.picturechaos.dk/Patchzer/Index.html

but it seems they were taken down in the last few days. Or possibly before that because I did check the last time I saw this topic come up and couldn't find them. So they might have already been done by then

[Irratu]

4 hours ago, whateverdontcare said:

I found a forum post saying that this link used to have them,  http://www.picturechaos.dk/Patchzer/Index.html

but it seems they were taken down in the last few days. Or possibly before that because I did check the last time I saw this topic come up and couldn't find them. So they might have already been done by then

Yeah, pretty sure that's the site i found them on. Sad to hear it's gone.

[Algene]

18 hours ago, whateverdontcare said:

I found a forum post saying that this link used to have them,  http://www.picturechaos.dk/Patchzer/Index.html

but it seems they were taken down in the last few days. Or possibly before that because I did check the last time I saw this topic come up and couldn't find them. So they might have already been done by then

...So another part of lewd modding history gone then.

Well that genuinely sucks, I still remember going there back in 2008-2009 for WoW nude mods, I would suggest going to Darkness fantasy erotica forums, if that place is still up of course, and see if someone has the Warcraft 3 nude mods

 

Edited July 30, 2021 by Algene

[Dojo_dude]

Not RTS but a perfect giger-esque version of a tactical X-Com like game would be awesome!

As for RTS... anyone remember the 'Naught Nurse' mod for Dawn of War XD!

[whateverdontcare]

4 hours ago, Algene said:

...So another part of lewd modding history gone then.

Well that genuinely sucks, I still remember going there back in 2008-2009 for WoW nude mods, I would suggest going to Darkness fantasy erotica forums, if that place is still up of course, and see if someone has the Warcraft 3 nude mods

 

Actually, I found it. I thought basically that the last time I went there I didn't even see the Warcraft 3 mod, even though it was earlier this year, before it was said to be removed. So I thought to check the wayback machine. I did indeed not find it there earlier this year, but I went even further back to 2009. https://web.archive.org/web/20090717100643/http://www.picturechaos.dk/Patchzer/WC3.html

The download obviously isn't archived, but as it says, the download is actually still available. So I think they removed any access to the link on the site, but if you directly follow the link it's still there. So just get the link from there to download it.

[Rapier33]

On 7/30/2021 at 8:17 PM, whateverdontcare said:

Actually, I found it. I thought basically that the last time I went there I didn't even see the Warcraft 3 mod, even though it was earlier this year, before it was said to be removed. So I thought to check the wayback machine. I did indeed not find it there earlier this year, but I went even further back to 2009. https://web.archive.org/web/20090717100643/http://www.picturechaos.dk/Patchzer/WC3.html

The download obviously isn't archived, but as it says, the download is actually still available. So I think they removed any access to the link on the site, but if you directly follow the link it's still there. So just get the link from there to download it.

I tried to download it but it only gives me the 2.0 patch and the misc skins are missing. Also it is not compatible with newer warcraft3 versions. Do you know if there is a way to obtain the individual models or if there is any other site that has them ?

Anyway, those are better than nothing so thanks ?

[Rapier33]

I found a better link and the stuff actually works Patchzer: Warcraft III (picturechaos.dk)

[throwaway8210]

On 10/29/2023 at 1:34 AM, Rapier33 said:

I found a better link and the stuff actually works Patchzer: Warcraft III (picturechaos.dk)

What wc3 version were you able to get the patcher working on?  It fails for 1.21 on my end

EDIT: Nevermind, it works after I install the 1.27 patch

Edited October 30, 2023 by throwaway8210
resolved my issue