Why is making Skyrim the best porn game so hard?

[davidcoelho80]

Hi everyone, I'm a frustrated Skryim fanatic. I've been wanting to make Skyrim my go-to Sex Game. To be honest, the only reason I bought a gaming PC (I now have 2) was to play and mod Skyrim. But unfortunetly, no matter what I do, either:

 

- The sex mods glitch

- The game gets super laggy for no reason

- The game force closes on start up.

 

I've tried like 3 times to just delete everything and uninstall the game (idk if I was successful in actually erasing all the mods, but I believe I was), and starting over. I've watched the tutorials, and I've been desperate enough to use the forums for help, and following the advice down to a T.

Can somebody please be a life saver and just give me a step by step guide on what to do from uninstalling everything, and starting over again from a clean slate? I just wanna have a cool mansion, have a bunch of sexy followers stay in the mansion, and choose specific ones to follow me at any given time and do quests with me and have sex with me. Sexy outfits would be great, and recommended basic graphics mods (I don't know what all that ENP stuff means, I'm such a noob. But anything would be great)

 

I know it's cumbersome, but I don't wanna screw up again. If anyone is willing to help, please, help this n00b out by being specific. Since I pretty much bought these gaming PCs for this reason, it's really annoying that I can't figure it out.

 

Thank you SO much in advanced.

[Learningmoment]

what works for me.

properly set up skse,
skseini edit
fnis
bodyslide
xp32 max
then all in one hdt animated pussy
then https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/131/?tab=description
^ if youre not using enb
get those working properly and you can just fill in whatever you want. plenty of guides, one guide at the bottom of all in one hdt. those are what mostly mess up.

[Learningmoment]

oh and use loot + mod organizer 2 + tsedit quickclean

[Seijin8]

Because the game was never built for it.

 

Because lots of users think installing every cool thing they come across without understanding what they are doing is a great idea.

 

Because it can take literal years to develop a large, stable load order, and there is no quick out-of-the-box way to do that (and anyone who promises one is ignoring a host of user-side issues).

 

There is no substitute to knowing what you are doing.  There is no shortcut to get that knowledge.  There are literal hundreds (if not thousands) of tutorials covering nearly every aspect of this.

 

Yet somehow, the same people who don't want to read mod descriptions or download requirements (<-- protip: main cause of crash on start) also can't seem to work search engines to find the answers.

[davidcoelho80]

On 9/18/2019 at 11:21 PM, Seijin8 said:

Because the game was never built for it.

 

Because lots of users think installing every cool thing they come across without understanding what they are doing is a great idea.

 

Because it can take literal years to develop a large, stable load order, and there is no quick out-of-the-box way to do that (and anyone who promises one is ignoring a host of user-side issues).

 

There is no substitute to knowing what you are doing.  There is no shortcut to get that knowledge.  There are literal hundreds (if not thousands) of tutorials covering nearly every aspect of this.

 

Yet somehow, the same people who don't want to read mod descriptions or download requirements (<-- protip: main cause of crash on start) also can't seem to work search engines to find the answers.

Well yeah, being married is a pain in the ass because I have a woman checking up on me every five minutes. So I'll admit I don't have much time to look into all the details, let alone play the game itself. But I'll admit, my wife had to leave the country a couple of days ago, she'll be gone for a couple of months, and I've had more time to look through more details. I've managed to get my mods working again, I got followers, a follower framework, and a couple of houses I wanted. I tried to download SexLab Light SE and SL Matchmaker though and it's not working, as if it isn't even enabled, but it is.

 

The problem isn't only my lack of research, the problem is that even with the research I've done, it's super difficult to understand the technical jargon people use when they talk about this. Look at the guy above me. what on earth is "all in one hdt animated pussy" supposed to mean??? and he said I need "skseini edit", is that referring to SKSE? Or is it something else? I've googled hundreds of forums, and it's helped me out a lot so far, but we all come from different lifestyles, so it's not like I'm in my basement goofing off all day and too lazy to do research. I don't want a large load order, I just want something simple to keep me entertained once in a while, let me know if you mind helping me out with that.

[Seijin8]

2 minutes ago, davidcoelho80 said:

let me know if you mind helping me out with that

Get a dedicated sex game.  Something made to be that and doesn't need multiple additional toolsets and tweaks to be used.

 

Or use Skyrim and invest the time and effort.

 

SKSE.ini is a file that may need to be edited to include memory allocation data and other tweaks.  I can't tell you how to do that because the answer is reliant on whether or not you are using Crash Fixes, which you should be.  Other memory allocators may also be used that would also change this info.

 

There are many guides out there that will take you through the details of setting this up, but not one of them is "quick and easy".  Most take many hours, possibly days to get working right and require you to be able to diagnose your own system, take notes and be organized.

 

Modding Skyrim for sex is not a quick and simple process.  Most people that try to treat it that way end up with a buggy crash-fest.

[davidcoelho80]

15 hours ago, Seijin8 said:

Get a dedicated sex game.  Something made to be that and doesn't need multiple additional toolsets and tweaks to be used.

 

Or use Skyrim and invest the time and effort.

 

SKSE.ini is a file that may need to be edited to include memory allocation data and other tweaks.  I can't tell you how to do that because the answer is reliant on whether or not you are using Crash Fixes, which you should be.  Other memory allocators may also be used that would also change this info.

 

There are many guides out there that will take you through the details of setting this up, but not one of them is "quick and easy".  Most take many hours, possibly days to get working right and require you to be able to diagnose your own system, take notes and be organized.

 

Modding Skyrim for sex is not a quick and simple process.  Most people that try to treat it that way end up with a buggy crash-fest.

Yeah I know it' not quick and easy, I've had to over the course of many years delete everything and start from scratch. And each time I tried installing sex mods, I didn't just wing it. I took plenty of time to research my mods and why they reacted the way they did. The very fact I'm posting a forum is because it's my last resort, because I've always doubted if people actually end up taking the time to read through forum posts to help people out.

 

So yeah, me typing this forum post up is a form of last-resort research, not including all my other research. But thank you for all your help, I'm sure that with all the information you gave I'll figure everything out now.

[Irishredneck]

33 minutes ago, davidcoelho80 said:

Yeah I know it' not quick and easy, I've had to over the course of many years delete everything and start from scratch. And each time I tried installing sex mods, I didn't just wing it. I took plenty of time to research my mods and why they reacted the way they did. The very fact I'm posting a forum is because it's my last resort, because I've always doubted if people actually end up taking the time to read through forum posts to help people out.

 

So yeah, me typing this forum post up is a form of last-resort research, not including all my other research. But thank you for all your help, I'm sure that with all the information you gave I'll figure everything out now.

Check your messages on this forum in a few hours. 

 

I understand what you're going thru and I was there a while back. This shit is not that hard, and I'll get a guide together for you to follow, "Barney Style".

 

Cheers mate!

 

[davidcoelho80]

On 9/20/2019 at 3:54 PM, Irishredneck said:

Check your messages on this forum in a few hours. 

 

I understand what you're going thru and I was there a while back. This shit is not that hard, and I'll get a guide together for you to follow, "Barney Style".

 

Cheers mate!

 

T-H-A-N-K  Y-O-U! You're a life saver!

[Mihirolover]

On 9/21/2019 at 2:54 AM, Irishredneck said:

Check your messages on this forum in a few hours. 

 

I understand what you're going thru and I was there a while back. This shit is not that hard, and I'll get a guide together for you to follow, "Barney Style".

 

Cheers mate!

 

Can you tell me please i also have problem with mode oldrim into simulator sex

Many thanks

[Irishredneck]

2 hours ago, Mihirolover said:

Can you tell me please i also have problem with mode oldrim into simulator sex

Many thanks

First things first. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A RUNNING GAME to begin with. 

• Install vanilla Skyrim and play for a few minutes. 
• Properly set up SKSE  https://skse.silverlock.org
  • MAKE SURE GAME RUNS. 
• Properly set up FNIS  https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/11811
  • MAKE SURE GAME RUNS
• You need a loader. Vortex is prolly the easy one. https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim (Top right corner, blue box "INSTALL VORTEX")
• Skeleton. MUST HAVE. https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26800

 

Now you got the base. Start adding what you like ONE MOD AT A FUCKING TIME. Only one. At. A. Time.

    Then test. Play a few minutes.

 

Make sure you read each mod. Seriously. READ. Makes it much easier to set up.

 

Good luck mate, getting puss isn't easy in real life either. take your time and test each step. Search is your friend. and people will help you if you just ask nicely.

 

Step ONE is to make SKSE stable. Don't install a fucking thing until you get the SKSE running. It is the foundation of the modifications.

Are you starting the game with the skse_loader.exe?? MAKE SURE YOU START GAME WITHE SKSE LOADER! 

 

[Mihirolover]

9 hours ago, Irishredneck said:

First things first. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A RUNNING GAME to begin with. 

• Install vanilla Skyrim and play for a few minutes. 
• Properly set up SKSE  https://skse.silverlock.org
  • MAKE SURE GAME RUNS. 
• Properly set up FNIS  https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/11811
  • MAKE SURE GAME RUNS
• You need a loader. Vortex is prolly the easy one. https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim (Top right corner, blue box "INSTALL VORTEX")
• Skeleton. MUST HAVE. https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26800

 

Now you got the base. Start adding what you like ONE MOD AT A FUCKING TIME. Only one. At. A. Time.

    Then test. Play a few minutes.

 

Make sure you read each mod. Seriously. READ. Makes it much easier to set up.

 

Good luck mate, getting puss isn't easy in real life either. take your time and test each step. Search is your friend. and people will help you if you just ask nicely.

 

Step ONE is to make SKSE stable. Don't install a fucking thing until you get the SKSE running. It is the foundation of the modifications.

Are you starting the game with the skse_loader.exe?? MAKE SURE YOU START GAME WITHE SKSE LOADER! 

 

Thanks i Will try out dude,

Btw do you know how to install osa/osex mod it is mandatory?

After i done with base setup skse,fnis, and skeleton ty

And i wonder if i chose skyrim se also can turn into simulator sex game ? Or better use oldrim at a base

Sorry for bad english

[Nazzzgul666]

On 1/9/2020 at 6:26 AM, Mihirolover said:

Thanks i Will try out dude,

Btw do you know how to install osa/osex mod it is mandatory?

After i done with base setup skse,fnis, and skeleton ty

And i wonder if i chose skyrim se also can turn into simulator sex game ? Or better use oldrim at a base

Sorry for bad english

OSA/0sex is nice to have, but as far as i know, not needed for anything else than itself.  What you need for almost everything here is sexlab, though.

By now you can do a lot of stuff for SE, but oldrim still has more mods. I'm not using SE myself so not entirely sure if that changed, but i believe SE also still gets updated by Bethesda and every update breaks your mods.... then you need to wait till they get an update to work again, which can be quite annoying i guess.