[RPG Maker] [Patreon] Caliross 1.0d Jun/04/2026

[mdqp]

Stop right there! I am here to tell you all you need to know to get all the (2D) women you want, with this one simple trick*. 

 

Step 1: Download here or at itch.io the free version of this waifu festival, and read the changelog here to learn what new depravity got added to the game**. 
Step 2: There is no step 2, you don't even need to play the game (support on Patreon is appreciated, however).

 

*But first, you must give me your credit card details, to verify you are 18+. Our company was audited by an independent panel of nigerian princes, so you know you can trust us.

 

**There might be a quest about puzzles, are you aroused already?

[mdqp]

It's that time of the month again! Wait, not THAT time of the month, it's just another Caliross update!

Time to climb the guild ladder with a couple more quests, because what's sexier than a job well done? Nothing, I tell you! Especially if the quest has a bimbo route for the ones lucky enough to have the bimbo trait. Question your morals by partaking in the debauchery that is my game. Download here or at itch.io the free version of the most brilliant corporate job simulator*, read the changelog here and wonder why it's more convoluted than a Venezuelan soap opera.

*You can get screwed over everywhere, at any time, by anyone, truly life-like.

[mdqp]

It's a bird? It's a plane?! No, it's another Caliross update!

 

Nobody expects the "sexy scenes" update in an adult game, so I hope you find it suitably shocking that this updates sees our heroine's chance of getting laid increase by a total of 8 scenes (if you don't believe me, I dare you to check the changelog here for more details). Download here or at itch.io the free version of the premiere "is this my new fetish?" simulator*.

 

*I am actually super squemish, so the game is perfect to let these new, shiny fetishes sneak up on you, and before you know it, you are addicted to vampires sweet talking your pants off, you want to seduce any Emperor you meet, and you are deeply upset when your landlady or at least her daughter aren't brainwashing futanaris.

[mdqp]

Aaah, the Christmas season! What better way to celebrate it if not by playing my very Christian, family-friendly game?

 

Just to make it extra sinful, the update is all about vampires, pretty much. (check the changelog here, if you don't trust the word of a heathen). Download here or at itch.io the free version, so you too can feel guilty about your sins (for example, picking a shitty waifu) and repent to be cleansed from them by donating all your material belongings to the church of mdqp*.

 

*We offer 200% Absolution with a 14-day money back guarantee. Save your soul NOW!!!

[mdqp]

 The year is 202X. The only remaining adult game still in development is Caliross. All other "games" are just empty proof of concepts that promise NFTs and their new cryptocurrency's launch is just around the corner...

 

The only way to avoid this bleak future, is to give me all your money!* If you need more convincing, you can check the changelog here, and marvel at how much smut is concentrated in just one game. Download here or at itch.io the free version, for some "hands on" time with the game.

 

*It's the only way to make sure you won't buy NFTs, promise!

[mdqp]

It's the year 2022. We are still far, far away from the future of the Fifth Element, where redhead waifus go around scantily clad in white stripes to beat the crap out of the bad guys. Right now, Erica might be the best world-saving* waifu available, it's all I am saying!

 

If you want to help her make Caliross a better place (one sexy encounter at a time), make sure to play the premiere "mind controlled girl" simulator on the market**! You can check the changelog here. Download here or at itch.io  the free version, if you dare.

 

*The world saving part might be an exaggeration, but she is rocking the world of many perverts around Caliross, and that's something.

**At least, I think it's one of my games, if not Caliross.

[mdqp]

March is here and so is another update! The ever increasing demand for smut and lewds are putting a strain on society, and as a developer, it's my job to make sure everyone has access to basic necessities such as adult games of the highest quality*.

 

Get your Waifu overdose, and play Caliross by downloading the free version here or at itch.io, if you have the stamina. You can check the changelog here and appreciate my skill for increasing the word count the further we move along.

 

*We remind our dear readers that quality is subjective, and that the author is a lazy bum, so let's keep our expectations in check.

[mdqp]

April is here, and so is another update. I know everyone is here for the plot*, but I had to ruin it for everyone by sneaking in some smut as well.

 

Expertly navigate around any adult content while playing the free version available here or at itch.io. If that's not enough of a challenge for you, the changelog is here to cause your sanity to falter as you wonder how it's possible for me to retain an audience.

 

*Wet Ass Plot**.

**I am a tits person myself, but if you like plot, more power to you.

[mdqp]

The may update is here! Having avoided notice from the authorities once again, I bring you the most illegal, extreme smut* on the market.

 

Jump into the premiere archelogy simulator since *that game from LucasArts* right away! Available here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here to make sure no copyright was infringed.

 

*Well, I don't know about the "illegal" and "extreme" parts, since I am a bit squemish, but I swear the game contains traces of smut**!
**If you are allergic to smut and accidentally played the game, please consult your doctor.

[alako]

I was told to reactivate my account and sing the praises of Caliross, the masterful creation from the one true god of erotica game, mdqp~

[rinkula]

Great game so far. Happened to encounter a problem with the quest where you go to "help" Cow 301. Every time when I tried to open te cookie jar, my game freezes and I have to shut it down. Is it only happening to me? I'd like to complete it.

[mdqp]

11 hours ago, alako said:

I was told to reactivate my account and sing the praises of Caliross, the masterful creation from the one true god of erotica game, mdqp~

 

? I didn't think it would actually work, though!

 

6 hours ago, rinkula said:

Great game so far. Happened to encounter a problem with the quest where you go to "help" Cow 301. Every time when I tried to open te cookie jar, my game freezes and I have to shut it down. Is it only happening to me? I'd like to complete it.

 

Let's see. That one is a mashing mini-game, you should tap "enter" or any other "confirm" key to fill up a bar which should appear near the bottom-left corner when you interact with the jar. Does the game freeze before the bar appear? I should probably add a way to exit the mini-game whenever you want, and some instructions to make the mini-game obvious.

[rinkula]

On 6/2/2022 at 10:54 PM, mdqp said:

 

? I didn't think it would actually work, though!

 

 

Let's see. That one is a mashing mini-game, you should tap "enter" or any other "confirm" key to fill up a bar which should appear near the bottom-left corner when you interact with the jar. Does the game freeze before the bar appear? I should probably add a way to exit the mini-game whenever you want, and some instructions to make the mini-game obvious.

Yeah it freezes before the bar appears. Music continues playing but everything else is just frozen.

[mdqp]

7 hours ago, rinkula said:

Yeah it freezes before the bar appears. Music continues playing but everything else is just frozen.

 

Could you attach your savefile here, so I can check it out? The event is pretty straightforward, and I can't seem to figure out the problem. By the way, here is a screenshot with the empty bar circled in red, as it should appear in game.

[rinkula]

21 hours ago, mdqp said:

 

Could you attach your savefile here, so I can check it out? The event is pretty straightforward, and I can't seem to figure out the problem. By the way, here is a screenshot with the empty bar circled in red, as it should appear in game.

That should be the right savefile for this

Save01.rvdata2

[mdqp]

12 hours ago, rinkula said:

That should be the right savefile for this

Save01.rvdata2 467.66 kB · 1 download

 

It seems to work just fine for me. The empty bar appears and mashing "enter" fills it up. Sadly, if I can't reproduce it, I can't fix it either.

[rinkula]

10 hours ago, mdqp said:

 

It seems to work just fine for me. The empty bar appears and mashing "enter" fills it up. Sadly, if I can't reproduce it, I can't fix it either.

Yeah seems like it is a problem for me then. Still freezes after it asks if I want to pry the jar open. I can answer yes but nothing after that. Btw these cow girl content were amazing among others. Is there more of them planned?

[mdqp]

3 hours ago, rinkula said:

Yeah seems like it is a problem for me then. Still freezes after it asks if I want to pry the jar open. I can answer yes but nothing after that. Btw these cow girl content were amazing among others. Is there more of them planned?

 

It really bothers me that I can't help you with the bug. Is there something unique about your setup (like, a really old version of windows)? If you want me to, I can pry the jar open for you, and send you back the savefile, at least.

 

Do you mean cowgirls/Zanti related content in general? At this point, there isn't any new content planned for them, but you might have yet to see all the scenes. During certain quests/scenarios the Zanti family or their workers will pop up to nudge you into the right direction to benefit them, if you are a cowgirl, which is usually sexy as well.

[rinkula]

33 minutes ago, mdqp said:

 

It really bothers me that I can't help you with the bug. Is there something unique about your setup (like, a really old version of windows)? If you want me to, I can pry the jar open for you, and send you back the savefile, at least.

 

Do you mean cowgirls/Zanti related content in general? At this point, there isn't any new content planned for them, but you might have yet to see all the scenes. During certain quests/scenarios the Zanti family or their workers will pop up to nudge you into the right direction to benefit them, if you are a cowgirl, which is usually sexy as well.

I don't really think I have a very different setup than usual. So far I haven't encountered any other problems in this game so it is just this one quest. Yeah I did mean Zanti content. I'd like more of them but I understand that it is just one part of the game and there need to be other sides too.

[mdqp]

9 hours ago, rinkula said:

I don't really think I have a very different setup than usual. So far I haven't encountered any other problems in this game so it is just this one quest. Yeah I did mean Zanti content. I'd like more of them but I understand that it is just one part of the game and there need to be other sides too.

 

I know this sounds silly, but could you try to quickly tap "Enter" repeatedly for a while, just to check if there is a problem with the bar visually, while the logic works correctly?

Anyway, I have attached your savefile here, after I got past opening the cookie jar. You might want to rename it, if you don't want to overwrite the old one.

Save01.7z

[mdqp]

Another update is here! We are getting close to 1.0, time to add more numbers after the zero to avoid the disaster of an actual release!*

 

Explore a living, breathing world... Then come back home and play my game! Available here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here to see if that particular fetish you love was surreptitiously added to the game, forcing you to play it from beginning to end another time.

*There is so much time between now and the heat death of the universe, why hurry?

[Random504]

This game has been fun so far. I am wondering about something I saw on the walkthrough that might be a bug. It mentions a secret room in Tarkus behind the building on the right of the pub that requires Detect Magic and Dispell. Detect Magic works and I can interact with it to get a description of it being a barrier and illusion but I can't Dispell it.

[mdqp]

8 hours ago, Random504 said:

This game has been fun so far. I am wondering about something I saw on the walkthrough that might be a bug. It mentions a secret room in Tarkus behind the building on the right of the pub that requires Detect Magic and Dispell. Detect Magic works and I can interact with it to get a description of it being a barrier and illusion but I can't Dispell it.

 

That's indeed a bug. I introduced it accidentally when I updated some of the maps. It will be fixed with the next update.

[mdqp]

Version 0.9991 is here! I am very sorry for the version number, I blame my highschool math teacher*.

This update may or may not include more tentacle-adjacent monsters, only one way to find out**... Experience a "weird boner" bonanza by playing my game, Available here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here and wonder how could a human create something so vile so slowly.

 

*He was actually a cool dude, but I can't look weak in front of the audience!

**I lied again, you can also read the changelog... Or ask other players.

[mdqp]

Version any_% 0.9992 is here! Once again, we explore the eternal question of "how much waifu is too much waifu?"* by increasing the waifu dosage and observing the results**. The game is available here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here and marvel at how much depravity one single game can contain.

 

*"There is no such a thing as too much waifu." - Plato

 

**Usually I just feel satisfied at a job well done, but I am the one providing the waifus.