[RPG Maker] [Patreon] Caliross 1.0d Jun/04/2026

[mdqp]

What if I told you, that the new update is crazy? Maybe you'd doubt me... And you would be right. Still, I think it's fun, and I hope you guys will enjoy it.

 

The new public version is available on my patreon page here, while the secrets of this release can be divined by reading changelog here.

[mdqp]

No, this is not an extremely late April's fool joke, the update is here! But is the content a joke? Only one way to find out.

You can get the free version of my game (and wonder what are you doing with your life) on my patreon page here, while you can spoil yourself with the changelog here.

[Sagebrush61]

I'm amazed at the sheer amount of choice in how you develop your character in this game.  I like that part a lot.  Art work is nice too.  Really wish RPG maker VXAce had a fullscreen mode, the display window is too small for me and I can't seem to enlarge it.

 

The wind puzzle in the fourth temple utterly defeated me.  I'm just not fast enough to make it through.  Made it up three tiers once and got blown back to the very beginning.  Had to give up playing.  Is there a magic potion of "increase the time before the wind starts blowing again" for those of us who are reflex challenged?  If not would you consider putting one in the game?

[mdqp]

12 hours ago, Sagebrush61 said:

I'm amazed at the sheer amount of choice in how you develop your character in this game.  I like that part a lot.  Art work is nice too.  Really wish RPG maker VXAce had a fullscreen mode, the display window is too small for me and I can't seem to enlarge it.

 

The wind puzzle in the fourth temple utterly defeated me.  I'm just not fast enough to make it through.  Made it up three tiers once and got blown back to the very beginning.  Had to give up playing.  Is there a magic potion of "increase the time before the wind starts blowing again" for those of us who are reflex challenged?  If not would you consider putting one in the game?

Glad to hear you like some of what the game has to offer! ^_^

You can mess around with F5 and F6 to get to fullscreen (the game is low res, however, so expect it to look blurry).

 

I can definitely rework that part, it wasn't meant to be super-challenging or anything like that (I just tried to avoid the opposite problem and having people run straight through the obstacle). Which floor gave you trouble? Was it the one with the 4 rooms at the corners? Or was it the first floor you enter?

[Sagebrush61]

12 hours ago, mdqp said:

Glad to hear you like some of what the game has to offer! ^_^

You can mess around with F5 and F6 to get to fullscreen (the game is low res, however, so expect it to look blurry).

 

I can definitely rework that part, it wasn't meant to be super-challenging or anything like that (I just tried to avoid the opposite problem and having people run straight through the obstacle). Which floor gave you trouble? Was it the one with the 4 rooms at the corners? Or was it the first floor you enter?

It's in Feywald Ruins, B2.  The passage to the left has a wind puzzle.  If the time between wind starting was a little bit longer and if it didn't blow you back to the very beginning each time I could probably get through it.  I can't quite get into the little alcoves in time to avoid being blown back.

 

Timing puzzles can be tough to tune for a general audience because we have different reflex speeds.  Forty years ago it probably wouldn't have been hard for me, but now the signals don't get from my brain to my fingers fast enough.

 

The F5 key helps, it is a little blurry but it's a good trade-off.

[mdqp]

1 hour ago, Sagebrush61 said:

It's in Feywald Ruins, B2.  The passage to the left has a wind puzzle.  If the time between wind starting was a little bit longer and if it didn't blow you back to the very beginning each time I could probably get through it.  I can't quite get into the little alcoves in time to avoid being blown back.

 

Timing puzzles can be tough to tune for a general audience because we have different reflex speeds.  Forty years ago it probably wouldn't have been hard for me, but now the signals don't get from my brain to my fingers fast enough.

 

The F5 key helps, it is a little blurry but it's a good trade-off.

I'll add a quarter of a second, that should be enough (from 60 frames to 75). For some reason, I thought you were having troubles in the third temple, but I guess this makes more sense (it's the only wind-based puzzle to be so tight with time, after all).

 

I need to be careful, because the alcoves are very close to each other, and extra time can make it so you can skip one (actually, testing this does result in me being able to skip, as I thought, so I'll just raise the interval to 90 frames and make it a little easier, since you can skip in both cases), but even then, I guess it's not such a big deal (and I doubt someone would try that the first time). Also, remember that you can save whenever you reach an alcove, if you are having troubles. The sound is also a good indicator of when the wind dies down (if you weren't knocked down by the wind, in which case you should wait for one cycle, or the sound and the wind won't be perfectly lined up), it should give you that extra edge when you need to run. ^_^

If you are playing the free version, it will take a month for the change to show up, since I only make updates to the version in active development (It makes debugging much easier). I hope that's not a big problem for you.

[luesatora]

Maybe I am just an idiot and missing something blatantly obvious, but I can not find the download link for the public version on your patreon page.

[luesatora]

3 minutes ago, luesatora said:

Maybe I am just an idiot and missing something blatantly obvious, but I can not find the download link for the public version on your patreon page.

Confirmed. I AM an idiot and was missing something obvious. I found it eventually though

[mdqp]

10 hours ago, luesatora said:

Confirmed. I AM an idiot and was missing something obvious. I found it eventually though

 

Well, the important thing is that you found it. ^_^

I might have to change the layout, however. Since Patreon changed how the pages look, getting to see the game's page is needlessly contrived (they also moved the tiers at the top, which makes it look like I am asking for money before even talking about the game -_-).

[mdqp]

A shocking revelation! The new update is here! Hide this from your family... They might want to play it too, and hog the PC!*

 

As usual, the new free version can be found on my patreon page here, while you can check the changelog here.

 

*Probably not.

[mdqp]

It's here! The best shapeshifter-historian simulator on the planet, now available to the masses for only 99.99$*

 

The new free version can be found on my patreon page here, (or here at itch.io) while you can check the changelog here.

 

*Actually it's free, other than the optional Patreon support/benefits, so if someone is trying to make you pay, that's a scam.**

**If you want to give me money anyway, I promise I'll politely pretend to refuse once, before accepting it.

[mdqp]

Did you ever wonder what is it like to be a sorority girl werewolf? Boy, you sure have a wild immagination, who'd ever fantasize about that?! Still, there is some cool* stuff this month as well.

The new free version can be found on my patreon page here, (or here at itch.io) while you can check the changelog here.

*The author rejects any accusations of him being "not cool", because he is "totally in with the youngsters, dude".

[mdqp]

This month, on the public, free version of Caliross:

 

Ponygirls! Werewolves! Time Travel (actually, I just went back on some old stuff to update/improve it, but it's like I went back and changed the past, so it technically counts). All of this, for the low-low sum of 00.00!*

The new free version can be found on my patreon page here, (or here at itch.io) while you can check the changelog here.

*We reserve the right to change the EULA at any future point in time, to tweak the requested sum. Any changes to the EULA are retro-active, and by looking at it you waive any rights past, present and future you might have.

[mdqp]

For those of you who dare venture the free version, expect ponies, cows and futanaris (boy, when I put it this way, it sounds even more perverted than it actually is). No bestiality though, so you have been warned (and confused).*

The new free version can be found on my patreon page here, (or here at itch.io) while you can check the changelog here.

*I am usually confused by the presence of bestiality anywhere, so this makes us even.

[mdqp]

What's going to be included in the free version of Caliross this month? Why, I am glad you (didn't) ask!

A spanking, brand new quest for the adventurers guild, and two scenes for visiting lord Kairos in Zanark. Mmmh, actually, this doesn't sound as cool as I thought, but the quest is pretty nice, and lord Kairos is pervy as ever, I swear.*

This incredible technological and artistical achievement can be found on my patreon page here, (or here at itch.io) while you can check the changelog here.

*I feel the need to inform you that I am a pathological liar... But then, could you believe what I just wrote!? You'll have to download the new version and see for yourself, no other choice.

[mdqp]

People were rioting in the streets for more porn, and I heard their call! Okay, maybe it didn't go EXACTLY that way, but at least two persons asked me about the game recently, so it probably counts.

If you are a noble, you'll have many new, fun ways to get in on some action, be it with other nobles, futas or girls from the royal harem. This is likely to be a historically accurate portrayal of nobility, I think.

 Ruin your life with a state of perpetual dissatisfaction by playing the free version of my game, available on my patreon page here, (or here at itch.io). Despair while you read the changelog here.

[mdqp]

It's that time of the month! Like PMS, it's bound to leave you upset and depressed. I am talking about a new release for my game, of course!

This time around the free version got the conclusion to the mages guild main quest, as well as scenes for Lea, the bikini shop and the drunkard outside the pub (assuming you have Marintas's charm). Oh, and you get your first taste of minotaur pregnancy, if you dare. XD

You can leave behind Cyberpunk 2077 to experience much more entertaining bugs on my patreon page here, (or here at itch.io) while you can check the changelog here.

P.S.

Happy holidays, everyone! ^_^

[mdqp]

Another achievement in software engineering and writing is being updated this month! Sadly, the only thing you can find here are updates to my game, instead.

 

Version 0.981 adds more ways to cheat (skipping the temples using the travel sphere), A returning friend(?), and more scenes of the hypno and non-hypno varieties.

Experience intense regret and download my game on my patreon page here, (or here at itch.io) or become upset at the slow progress by reading the changelog here.

[mdqp]

February is almost gone, but no month can go unmolested by my updates! Here is another release, now with more subliminal messages to elect me World Leader*.

Version 0.982 adds a quest with our friend Gaspar, and a few scenes for those who love dommes and/or minotaurs (I wonder how much overlap there is XD).
 

Cope with the pain of living by playing my game (download here or at itch.io). Wonder if all versions of the game are identical and read the changelog here to appease your doubts.

 

*It's worth noting that the position of World Leader isn't a real one yet, and there are no official elections for it.

[mdqp]

Spring is coming, is there a better season to commit lewd acts in a videogame? I think not! Nature wakes up all around us, so we should celebrate appropriately!*

 

Version 0.983 adds a random assortment of sex scenes, and some content for the adventurous mage guild members among you guys who completed the main quest for the guild.

 

Follow your natural(!?) instincts to chase after 2D waifus while being one yourself, by playing the free version (download here or at itch.io). Check the changelog here to find out whether or not I finally added your giantess fetish in the game (hint: I didn't, sorry about that).

 

*Getting pregnant in the game or IRL count as appropriate responses (or even consequences) to my updates.

 

[mdqp]

This is not a very late april's fools joke, it's just the inevitable monthly update to Caliross. For the steep price of $ 0.00 you too can play something that will make things awkward between you and uncle Joe when he inevitably surprises you, but only because your choice of waifu is "trash tier", according to him.

Version 0.984 adds lots of scenes with a variety of girls like Lea, Carla, Kira and more. This update could basically be dubbed the "pervert update"*, given how little content there is outside of new scenes.

Develop a crippling addiction to waifus by playing the free version (download here or at itch.io). Check the changelog here to discover that the only girl you like in this entire mess didn't get a new scene in the last 4 years, and develop crippling depression, instead.

 

*As opposed to the usual, very chaste and family-friendly updates we usually push around here.

[mdqp]

May(be) it's time to inflict upon the unsuspecting populace another Caliross update! Destroy your social life and sink into P.O.R.N. addiction (Profound, Original, Riveting Narratives)... Okay, maybe the story isn't that good, but I had to use this acronym somewhere.

 

Version 0.985 adds a super secret succubus brothel, revisits Ginnuk's ending for more orc love, and adds some random scenes here and there, with vampires (only the ones with a PHD), werewolves and even regular humans (the horror)!

 

Incur in the wrath of your ancestors* and play the devious free version (download here or at itch.io). Check the changelog here and embrace your hatred for unordered lists and unhelpful documents**.

 

* Ancestors not included with the base game.

 

** I elevated writing these into an art form.

[mdqp]

Once again, the masonry, the FBI and CIA all conspire to hide from you the apex of human civilization: SMUT! But fear not, for I will go to any length to bring you the only true entertainment for the age of enlightenment! You need not the nagging of your fellow humans and troublesome "social interactions", you need 2D waifus* and husbandos to fill that void.

(download here or at itch.io the free version of the ultimate waifu companionship simulator, while you can inform yourself on what really matters** by reading the changelog here. I hope you have fun, and let me know if you find any issues. ^_^

*3D waifus can be purchased for $199.99

**Strangely enough, it's NOT the waifu stock market

[mdqp]

What's hotter, the summer weather or the waifu? This and many more existential questions will be answered* to you if you play this month's update. All will be revealed to the true believers! Join the church of the "One True Waifu" today!

 

(download here or at itch.io the free version of this mess some might call a game, while you can calculate how much I slacked off by reading the changelog here. Joking aside, I hope you like the update, and have fun with it. ^_^

*But not really, weather isn't mentioned all that much in Caliross. Waifus on the other hand...

[mdqp]

The best software for your electronic entertainment since "Paint Drying Simulator"* returns! Now with more quests, harem content and annoying option files to copy/paste between updates! How wonderful!

 

Download here or at itch.io the free version of this thinly disguised malware, read the changelog here to learn exactly what makes it tick.
 

 

P.S.

Since starting next month I'll be increasing the number of commissions (7 per month for Caliross, and 3 for my next game TOTDC2, in case you are interested), if you were thinking about starting to support me or increase your current donation, now would be the best time for me. Word of mouth is also greatly appreciated (let grandpa know what he is missing)!

 

*"It's the most boring thing I have ever witnessed. The realism is astounding. 10/10" - IGN

 

Edited August 23, 2021 by mdqp