[RPG Maker] [Patreon] Caliross 1.0d Jun/04/2026

[mdqp]

Another month, another release. Who's going to bang our protagonist this time? Werewolves? Vampires? Demons? The random village drunkard?*. Join us in the smut marathon of the century** by downloading the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, if you like unordered lists.

 

*The answer is probably "all of the above".

 

**Currently, the only smut marathon in town.

[mdqp]

November is almost gone, but this update is here to stay*! If you aren't a pervert yet, now it's the time to get started. You too can disappoint your parents following 5 easy steps**! Start by downloading the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, if you can't wait to learn what's cooking.

 

*Until next month.

 

**Steps not included.

[mdqp]

Ah, December: the holiday season. The gifts! Well, anyone checking this game is automatically put on the naughty list (Santa Claus runs a gentle, techno-dictatorship), so forget about getting anything but rocks*. At least my game will keep you guys warm**. Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, if you are curious and can't help peek behind the curtains.

 

*Coal is too valuable this year.

**By cooking your GPUs thanks to the really hot girls on display, obviously.

[mdqp]

Another year under our belts! Don't worry though, I have developed a perpetual development machine*, which means no matter which year, Caliross is always 6 months away from being finished! Enjoy all the upside of live services, without any of the downsides!** Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and get the dopamine fix you crave thanks to the numbers growing with each release.***

 

*I call it "lazy bum mdqp".
**I am not really aware of any upsides to live services, though.
***Actual content growth is purely optional and coincidental.

[mdqp]

Ah, february!  The best month to speculate on people's loneliness with some adult games! No need for a girlfriend, daddy Caliross can be your valentine forever!* Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and contemplate the life choices which lead you here afterward.

*I mean, the game was going to take forever anyway, at least now I can add panty-shot micro-transactions to REALLY make it scummy.**

**I am just joking. Let's not give EA any ideas, or they might just release a FIFA dating sim DLC.

[mdqp]

March marches and so does Caliross (how's that for an alliteration?)!  This month, like every other month, we celebrate the mystery of the perpetual development of this game and how we are always three months away from version 1.0*.  Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and wonder if I am just making it all up or if it's actually in the game.

*If a developer codes in the woods but he has no patrons, does the game update? Pondering this question is what is slowing the game's progress down.**

**It's actually feature creep, but what can I do? I HAVE to add more content, I can't help it!

[mdqp]

We got an April update, but there are no fools* around here, only people with discerning taste for adult games, the intelligentsia of the coomer community**, if you will. Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and get bamboozled into supporting my games!

 

*Excluding the developer of this game.
**Don't believe the enemy propaganda about masturbation and brain rot (otherwise I'd go jobless).

[mdqp]

It finally happened, my game's version number shrunk*! Don't worry though, I increased the protagonist's bust size to compensate**. Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and wonder how someone who can't count is making a videogame!

 

*It's just the cold, I swear!

**At least that was the plan until the "Flat Is Justice" association sent me a cease and desist. Then again, they seem to balloon whenever I am not looking.

[mdqp]

Number goes up again, all is good with the world*. Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and wonder together with me if this isn't getting a tad too long.

 

*So long as we don't hit 1.0 TOO soon**.

**Soon is defined as a period time between now and the heat death of the universe.

[mdqp]

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's another Caliross release*! Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and contemplate what life choices brought you there**.

 

*Who the heck confuses Superman (or a game's release) for a bird or a plane???

**It's too late for regrets... Or refunds. :^

[mdqp]

To fight the heat, check out the new hotness! I am just warming up with those puns and dad jokes*! Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and get excited**!

 

*I have been informed that this amount of punnery is already well beyond the legal limits in several countries around the world.

**Bullet point lists turn me on, what's so weird about that?

[dup3w4sh1ngt0n]

On 8/19/2023 at 8:18 AM, mdqp said:

To fight the heat, check out the new hotness! I am just warming up with those puns and dad jokes*! Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and get excited**!

 

*I have been informed that this amount of punnery is already well beyond the legal limits in several countries around the world.

**Bullet point lists turn me on, what's so weird about that?

Hi, will you ever be able to strip at will? I remember being underwhelmed by the "exhibitionist" part of the game

[mdqp]

Another release is ready to take off*! Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, wonder why that one thing you really wanted in the game is always pushed to the next month**!

 

*I have not practiced landings, however, so board at your own peril.

**That might or might not be a bait to keep you guys supporting my Patreon one extra month... Or I am just lazy.

[mdqp]

New release, coming right up! We might not have pumpkins, but we brought lots of cake* to compensate. Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and get mesmerized by the ever-changing numbers.**

 

*There is an actual bakery in the game, and you can work there, just to cover all bases.

**Does the fabled 1.0 really exist? Your ancestors thought so, but nobody ever saw it so far.

[mdqp]

The new version is here, hot enough to warm you during these cold days*. Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and wonder if we'll ever hit a buffer overflow bug with these version numbers.

 

*Cold might or might not be available in your region. We take no responsibilities in case of burns or fires resulting from using our software.

[mdqp]

The end of the year is around the corner. I hope "play less hentai game" isn't part of your resolutions*, but I am partial to "donating more money to lazy devs* online", if you can believe that. Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, and... I wish you all a Merry Christmas!

 

P.S.
Version 0.9.7a contains a minor bug (you can see the intro and explore some of the maps to an unfinished quest). No need to panic, as you can simply leave the area and get back to your business, and the version after it rewinds anything you can interact with, so you should be good to go once the quest is completed.

*The only resolution available is "544x416" anyway.
**Whose names start with "m" and end with"dqp"

[mdqp]

2024 is here, so we'll celebrate with the 2024th update* to the game!  Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, if you really want to spoil things for you, and have fun! ^_^

 

*I lost count a while ago, but I am sure we are pretty close anyway.

[mdqp]

A new update just dropped*! You too can indulge in your darkest fantasies** while playing Caliross, TODAY! Just Download the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, if you can't remember why you are even playing this thing, and don't forget to have fun! ^_^

 

*Thankfully, the fall didn't cause any damage.

**Cheating at scrabble.

[mdqp]

The new hit from mdqp* is here! People were clamoring in the streets**, so we had to release this version today. Get the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, support me if you like the game, but most importantly, have fun! ^_^

 

*Who is this guy?

**I mean, not for Caliross, but I saw a few people bickering on my way home yesterday.

[mdqp]

The new update* is out! I'd buy that for a dollar**! Well, I would if this version wasn't free anyway. Get the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, if you like numbers going up!

 

*I mean, the old update is also out, but why would you want to talk about that one?

**The lowest tier on Patreon to access the patrons-only build is $2, however.

[mdqp]

It's the game you have all been waiting for*!  Get this gem of an RPG here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, as you wonder if this isn't all just an elaborate prank!

 

*According to an official** poll ran by the "ministry of smut and safety".

**The ministry itself is not official, since apparently "my bedroom isn't an independent nation" according to the police.

[mdqp]

The march of progress in the smut industry cannot be stopped*!  This new update to our best-selling product DOUBLED the excitment from all the scenes**! Get the game here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, to confirm I am at least doing something other than raising the number for each release.

 

*It can be slowed down to a crawl, however.

**Clinical trials were not run to verify these absurd claims.

[mdqp]

Like a refreshing rain in the middle of summer, I am here to ruin your vacation make you truly happy with a great surprise*: It's a new Caliross release!. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Check the changelog here, marvel at the absolute thiccness** of it!

 

*As surprising as a monthly schedule can be, anyway.
**The changelog is thicc-er than the protagonist, clearly I am doing something wrong.

[mdqp]

The neverending development continues in a shocking twist* of events: we have another Caliross update!. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, question your sanity* and then go back to playing the game!

 

*As much of a twist as a pet animal knocking shit off your furniture.

**Questioning my sanity isn't allowed, no matter how much the changelog makes you worry about me.

[mdqp]

New release is here! Don't play this together with your waifu, she might leave you for Erica*. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, give up halfway through because it's too long, start playing and get lost (rinse and repeat next month)!
 

*Honestly, it's more likely Erica would leave the game to get with another waifu, instead.