[RPG Maker] [Patreon] Caliross 1.0d Jun/04/2026

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October is here! Don't get spooked, though: Erica isn't screaming* because she is afraid... Thinking back on it, we do have werewolves, vampires and whatnot, so maybe the game was Halloween themed all along!. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, and take a shot whenever the version number changes format as a fun challenge**.

 

*Moaning incoherently kinda sounds like a scream at times, if you are loud enough.
**If you have a spare liver or two to survive the ordeal.

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Another update hits the road*. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, if you want to see a fossil record develop live on camera. Thanks for playing, and have fun! ^_^

 

*No updates were harmed during the production of this post**.

**And if they were, they probably deserved it.

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End of the year public update! There is no better way to celebrate the new year than playing a lewd game*! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, if you want to see a fossil record develop live on camera. Thanks for playing, and have fun! ^_^

 

*If the people at the party have something to object, remind them who owns the television**. 

**If you don't own the television, even better.

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2025 already feels like old news, but do you know what's older news? Caliross*! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, Drink a shot for every number on the changelog, and end up at the hospital a tenth of the way through.

 

*Erica is forever young**, so does it really matter?

**I wish that was the case for me as well, though!

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Small month, big release*! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, see how my insanity is laid bare with each entry of that monstrosity!
 

*If the release appears small, it might have shrunk due to the cold weather. We decline any responsability for disappointing the audience.

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The new revolution of the smut industry is here*! Now with 20% more adult content**! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, take a shot whenever the numbering system changes, and permanently damage your liver!
 

*Running on the latest and greatest technology, such as RPG Maker VX Ace, which released just in 2011!
**I added an accounting software to calculate your taxes, making Caliross the ultimate adult experience.

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All Perverts, Alert! Another incredible* update just dropped! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, if you dare.

 

*Very few people can believe this game even exists, let alone that it still gets new updates.

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Your Saturday Smut Special (name pending) is here! See how many new, sticky situations* you can put our protagonist in! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, if you are interested in non-euclidean naming conventions for updates.
 

*The "glue factory" update was a hit, I didn't even know that was a fetish!

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Only Windows updates at more inappropriate times than Caliross*! Let your productivity drop** and enjoy this new release! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, if you like it when number goes up.

 

*It's also both less fun and more broken than Caliross, coincidentally.

**If nobody sees Caliross on your work PC, is it really NSFW?

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I hate summers, but I LOVE updates*! Don't let the heat get TO you, get IN heat instead**! I hope you all enjoy this new release! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, if you want to read something during the weekend and don't want something too intellectual.
 

*Perhaps too much, given how many got released by this point.

**Mode available only in private spaces among consenting adults. 

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Are you outside, enjoying the good weather? Touching grass or perhaps spending a nice day at the beach? Time to fix that! Here is my contribution to indoor activities* world-wide! I hope you all enjoy this new release! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, for maximum confusion.
 

*Look, if you want to do it outside, I am not going to judge... But at least do it while playing my game, so maybe I can make the headlines** and become famous!
 

** "Dangerous mind-control game FORCES people to goon in public" has a nice ring to it.

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Shocking*, sexy September! Add some more Caliross to your life, starting from today! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, if you want to suffer with me thinking back on how long the game has been in development.
 

*What's so shocking about it? Play the game to find out!**

**Honestly, it's not very shocking... But it's a good update! Promise!

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October got you spooked? How about some cozy* times with Caliross to relax**? Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, take a drink every time you read the word "added" "new" or "scene" if you don't care about owning a liver.
 

*Nothing says "cozy" like furiously masturbating to mind-control smut, at least to me.

**Look, it will drain your stamina, but I guarantee you'll be very relaxed afterward.

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The only Santa-approved* game where being naughty doesn't disqualify you from receiving gifts!** Caliross is here to keep you warm over the holidays! Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, and wonder why the walkthrough never gets updated (it's actually my fault, I just can't find the time, sorry abou that).
 

*Why do you think candy canes have pretty much a spiral pattern, uh?
**In fact, you are disqualified if you don't promote this family-friendly game to as many people as you can.

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Since I am a bit tired today (still recovering from getting sick), I'll leave the stupid jokes to the comments this time (make me proud). Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, try to decrypt the hidden cipher in the release numbers*!
 

*There is no cipher, I am just legally obligated to make at least one stupid joke per release.

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We sure came (eh) a long way... Next month 1.0* will go public (there is still a handful of things I want to address, so you can expect some very minor updates to trickle out in the following months still)! For now, enjoy 0.9.34 (or get on Patreon and support me, I won't complain XD). Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, and see the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

*It sure is weird to have a release version without a 9 somewhere in it.

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It's been a LOOONG time but the 1.0 release is here! No jokes are necessary, people will think it's a late april's fool anyway. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here, and confirm once again that there is actually a 1.0 release mentioned in there.

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Just a tiny update which adds CGs to a scene that I forgot and some quality of life changes for the public version. Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here. It's still a 1.0.x update, so it doesn't break the rules!

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Bugfix to one of the map getting accidentally deleted (don't ask me how). Get the public version here or at itch.io. Read the changelog here.