Lara Rosewood

Alright I'm coming hold your damn horses, I maybe blind but I'm not deaf!

Russell the Courier

Thousand Pardons Miss Rosewood, I have some letters here for you and a... Aria Bal?

Lara Rosewood

Oh Russel! Sorry for a moment I thought it was someone else

Russell The Courier

Its quite alright Miss Rosewood, well looks like that its, gotta go

Lara Rosewood

You take care now

Lara Rosewood

Good thing I remembered to ware pants this time, oh if only I could have seen the look on his face when I open that door that day, priceless haha

Phoenix

What ya doing?

Aria Bal

Thinking naughty thoughts about you of course

Phoenix

I hope your joking Ari, thats creepy

Aria Bal

Relax, I'm just bored. Now if you had come down about 5 minutes ago you that would have been the truth, but now not so much.

Phoenix

Wanna read a book together?

Aria Bal

Sure, got nothing else to do

Phoenix

Hey at least you have a proper room down here now, be grateful for that Ari

Aria Bal

Oh I am, and this bed is not fully tick infested so thats a plus too

Phoenix

Ticks infested?

Aria Bal

Again I joke, sorry come sit, 100% tick free over here

Phoenix

Did you think about what I asked you?

Aria Bal

I sure did

Phoenix

And?

Aria Bal

Well, are you sure you think its a good idea for me to do it? I mean people are pretty freaked out by me already, if I become a...a what was it?

Phoenix

Bounty Hunter, you take on jobs for the Jarl by killing bad people

Aria Bal

And you get 100% of the coin?

Phoenix

What! No I dont want the coin, I want you to show yourself you have it in you to do good

Aria Bal

By killing people?

Phoenix

You can turn bounties in alive Ari

Aria Bal

Hmm... so I do this, I go to the Jarl ask for work whats in it for me?

Phoenix

The reward of knowing you've helped a lot of people and made the world a little more safer, plus the coin you get

Aria Bal

Yeah no, I dont want that stuff I want something else

Phoenix

Oh come on, not this again

Aria Bal

Its the only way I'll do it

Phoenix

Fine...

Aria Bal

Yay, thanks your the best friend ever!

Phoenix

One date, somewhere close by, somewhere private too. Just us

Aria Bal

Done and done

Phoenix

Um... sorry I did not mean to sound so ungrateful its just you put me in a position im not 100% comfortable in. But, I'll try it for you okay

Aria Bal

I know you will, I'm just trying to help is all

Phoenix

If everything goes well then well... maybe we can have another one, but if we both agree its bets to remain friends, then I hope you understand

Aria Bal

I will, like I said. Being with you as a friend or as a lover is enough for me

Phoenix

Okay I'm so gonna invent a way to punish you without it being... you know boring

Aria Bal

A point system maybe?

Phoenix

Huh, how would that work?

Aria Bal

I do something you dont like I mean you like it its just you like that fact that it mean I get points at the end. So lets say I flirt with Emily, or Niyleen you can see that as me trying to make you jealous and give me points for it, enough points equals to a punishment of your choosing

Phoenix

Hmm... and whose Niyleen?

Aria Bal

Oh one of Emily's friends, so what do you say?

Phoenix

Okay, we can try the point thing. But what should 100 points equal to

Aria Bal

Ball gags!

Phoenix

We can decide on this later, for now lets eat

Aria Bal

Your right, how did you know I was hungry?

Phoenix

Your always hungry Ari, thought you said Daedra do not need food?

Aria Bal

We don't, but makes me feel more... you know mortal

Phoenix

Well thats good to know

Aria Bal

Thanks

Phoenix

I'll be back in a moment, you better be wearing clothes 

Aria Bal

No promises

Phoenix

If your--

Phoenix

Thats gonna cost you 100 points!

Aria Bal

Hah, worth it

Phoenix

<Giggles>

Lara Rosewood

Oh by the grace of Nocturnal, what is it now?

Talila

Bad time?

Lara Rosewood

Tali! Oh shit, sorry thought... nevermind, welcome back from another mysterious adventure

Talila

I went berry picking this time

Lara Rosewood

Oh? (Damn she looks good)

Talila

Yes, where shall I place them?

Lara Rosewood

The kitchen is fine, Ella can deal with them. Shes a pretty good cook you know?

Talila

I'll trust your judgment on that matter, hey can you... um help me with something?

Lara Rosewood

Sure, what is it?

Talila

This outfit is not me, I need something thats not... this exposed

Lara Rosewood

Exposed? 

Talila

You know, its like im wearing some perverts idea of armor, I mean this covers little of my body. Its something Aria wold wear!

Lara Rosewood

Ah yes, now I see the problem

Talila

Can you help a friend out, you've gotta have something that does not make me look or feel like a common wanna be cheap whore fighter?

Lara Rosewood

I got you Tali, just the perfect thing

Talila

Thanks Lara, shall we?

Lara Rosewood

Now, I maybe blind as a bat, but I know how to look good right?

Talila

Uh... I guess

Lara Rosewood

Alright, lets see... oh this, try this on Tali

Talila

Fine, I guess since you are blind there is no need to step out and change

Lara Rosewood

Oh yes, I am 100% blind unable to see you, I just have a very hearing

Talila

Hmm

Lara Rosewood

Ready? (By Nocturnal mighty ass, she, looks, amazing!)

Talila

Yes, pass it to me Lara

Lara Rosewood

Ugh.. yes (I think, I think I'm in love)

Talila

Lara, are you feeling well?

Lara Rosewood

Ugh, yes yes sorry about that, here you go

Talila

Thanks

Lara Rosewood

Well?

Talila

This is somehow worse!

Lara Rosewood

Wait... I think I passed you the wrong one, hold on

Talila

It is fine, your unable to see ( I know she did not mean to but still, this is odd)

Lara Rosewood

Oh thats outfit B, I mean outfit A sorry

Talila

Its... fine, pass it to me please

Lara Rosewood

Alright, just take that off and put this one on

Talila

Take it off? I dont feel like I'm wearing anything

Lara Rosewood

Well?

Talila

This.. this a little too fancy for me

Lara Rosewood

How about... this one?

Talila

Hmm, its okay, but well Lara my breasts are exposed.

Lara Rosewood

Sorry that must be Ella's hmm, how about this? 

Talila

Lets see it

Lara Rosewood

Well?

Talila

Were we located in Hammerfell or Summerset Isles yes, but this is Skyrim. I need fur, I need cover Lara not... this

Lara Rosewood

I bet you look good though

Talila

Yes, I bet I do.

Lara Rosewood

Okay, this has gotta be it

Talila

Hmm, sexy but not slutty, covers enough for protection. Hmm I like it

Lara Rosewood

Great

Talila

Where did u get it?

Lara Rosewood

Ah, thats the leftovers of a loveys lady who I spent the night with. Though her name forgets me

Talila

Wait... what was she wearing when she left?

Lara Rosewood

A smile of course

Talila

Yuck! I hope this has been washed?

Phoenix

I did the washing this morning Tali

Talila

Oh, hey hon

Talila

Do you like my new outfit?

Phoenix

I sure do. Its pretty

Talila

I feel pretty badass in it to be honest. So what are you up to?

Phoenix

Just gathering books for me and Ari to read

Talila

Oh? Well yeah okay have fun

Phoenix

You could join us?

Talila

Uh, no thank you. I have training now

Phoenix

Training again?

Aria

(Ah crap, think of an excuse think of an excuse!)

Ella

I'd walk away if I were you

Aria

Trying

Talila

Oh look here comes Aria

Phoenix

Huh?

Talila

Hello Aria, we were just talking about how you two were gonna read

Phoenix

Yes... we were

Aria

Cool, what we go today?

Talila

Yes, what did you pick out for you two to read?

Phoenix

Tali! Uhhh! Just.... some short stories

Aria

(Smile, try not to look irritated )

Talila

Well, hope you two enjoy them (Try not to look irritated)

Phoenix

We will, right Ari?

Aria

Sure sure

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aria

You really want a rematch Tali?

Talila

I just want to test to see your worthy of my sister

Ella The Thief

How did I know this was gonna happen?

Lara Rosewood

Because it was clear to everyone this was gonna happen

Phoenix

Ow! I cant watch

Talila

Fists, no weapons understood Daedra?

Aria

Well, I'm a living weapon Tali

Talila

Very well, lets do this

Aria

Wait... we need the Mortal Kombat guy to do this

Aria trying to sound like the Mortal Kombat Announcer

ROUND 1

Talila

What are you doing and how are you doing that with your voice?

Aria

AW! You kicked me in the puss--

Talila

Down in one kick? Thought you Daedra were touch?

Aria

Hey no fair! You hit my critical spot for extra damage!

Talila

Come on fight me like a man

Aria

I'm trying to be nice here!

Talila

No fair!

Aria

Geez you girl a girl in the puss and now you call no fair?

Talila

Lara pass me my sword

Aria

Thought this was a fists only thing?

Talila

Well you've proven you cant handle my fists

Aria

Kicks, Tali you kicked me in my pussy! Not your fists

Talila

LARA!

Aria

Come on, lets do this!

Lara Rosewood

Aw cap... wheres her sword

Phoenix

Tali stop this!

Ella The Thief

Well... this should be good

Phoenix

GO ARI! I MEAN GO TALI!

Talila

You kick pretty well, but its clear our unarmed skill is equal

Aria

Yeah yeah

Talila

Let us do this with real weapons like I demanded!

Aria

Sure thing Sista

Talila

I'll try not to cut you up

Aria

Same here

 

Talila

Prepare to die

Aria

Are you gonna fight me or continue to admire the sword?

Talila

ITS A KATANA!

Aria

WHATEVER!

Talila

YOUR PRETTY STRONG

Aria

I'm stronger then I was thanks to her

Talila

What do you mean Stronger?

Aria

Shes.... I dont know. Helping me

Talila

Helping you?!

Aria

Yeah, helping me!

Lara Rosewood

Phoenix?

Phoenix

Its not what your thinking

Talila

So your saying a weaker version of you bested me?

Aria

Yeah, a mindless slave!

Talila

And your now what?

Aria

Pretty much the same, but this time I've got a good Master

Talila

Master? Who is your Master?

Aria

She is!

Talila

SHE?

Aria

Yeah. Shes my Mistress

Talila

What are you talking about?

Aria

By the rules of my kind we serve the strong, she beat me and Phoenix fixed me. So I serve her

Talila

Your.... what now? PHOENIX!

Aria

Heh, yeah not told her that yet

Talila

Explain yourself!

Aria

Well you see I may have beat you but Lara beat me, but she did not want me.  Phoenix showed me kindness and love, I asked and she answered.

Talila

Then your loyalties are to her?

Aria

Yes, and well you.

Talila

So... I own you too?

Aria

I mean your Sisters, and Sisters share right?

Talila

LIAR!

Aria

Uhhh! Hello protecting you?

Talila

Aria... what do we do?

Aria

Pull back, all of you pull back

Lara Rosewood

You heard her Ella, pull back

Ella The Thief

FINE!

Talila

Whats coming though that portal?

Aria

Nothing good

Talila

I'll stand with you, I've never retreated from a fight

Aria

I said pull back!

Talila

What are you doing?

Aria

Protect her! Angelika, Cortana stand down now!

Cortana

MISTRESS! Your... unharmed?

Angelika

Cortana

We thought?

Angelika

Aria Lustfal Bal

YOU DARE DRAW UPON ME!

Cortana

Mistress?

Aria

Shut up! I am speaking and you dare look me in the eyes!

Aria Bal

Good, now tell me why are your here?

Aria Bal

Nevermind, come with me your to suffer punishment for this

Lara Rosewood

Did she just go full Domme on them?

Ella The Thief

She did.... shes pretty hot

Aria Bal

Ella, Lara I suggest you move

Aria Bal

Why, why have you come? SPEAK!

Cortana

To protect you Mistress, Master Saren said you'd been captured

Angelika

Aria

Aww... you came for me?

Cortana

Yes, it is our duty

Angelika

Aria

Well, your Mistress commands you to remain in here.

Cortana

Yes Mistress, but why?

Angelika

Aria

Because I command me. You just showed up out of no where and scared my friends

Cortana

The mortals?

Angelika

Aria

Yes, they are my friends.

Cortana

Then they are ours?

Angelika

Aria

Maybe, but right now you need to stay down here where its safe

Cortana

Very well Mistress

Aria

Till I can sort this out okay. Then we will talk more

 

Aria

Then we can be one big happy family