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Savoury Spin-Off Chapter 25: Baby Don't Hurt Me


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Reid decides to make use of his evening off by getting some brewskies with his estranged sister, Dorothy Pelletier.

 

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The siblings meet up in the Old Quarter Inn.

 

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"Dorothy! You're here at last." She smiles awkwardly, "Oh you know, I was back in the neighbourhood..."

 

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Reid snaps into older brother mode, "Oh cut the B.S. sis, ya don't return my calls, ya ignore invitations to family stuff, ya haven't even met your niece!"

 

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"Oh lord, it's a child." Her body stiffens as Lamb pops out of nowhere.

 

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"Hey Auntie D, what are you drinking?" Lamb nonchalantly climbs onto the barstool. "Ha, you're not bad kid."

 

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She catches sight of Harley, "Oh what? Are you having another one?" - "Oh no, we're not." Harley reassures her. 

 

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The impromptu catch up is surprisingly pleasant. Harley even learns some of Dorothy's traits before she disappears into the back room with the bartender. 

 

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Speaking of brothers, Harley gets a sneaky idea. "Oh my god, Reid! We have to send Mackay a selfie of us in the bar while I'm pregnant. It'll totally mess with him." - "Right on. Then we both haveta turn our phones off so he really freaks."

 

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A slew of unanswered messages later...

 

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"Oh you know, we were just in the neighbourhood and thought, why not check in on the baby." Says Bjorn lightly. "Yeah I believe you." Answers Reid. Harley whinges, "Argh... My back hurts like a motherfucker."

 

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Mackay gives Harley a hug, "Thank you for not giving my baby fetal alcohol syndrome... Right?" - "Relax! It was only sparkling water." 

 

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"See? Right where you left it." She lets him feel the baby. "Oh wow." Mackay touches her tummy gently. 

 

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"H-hey there baby... It's me your dad.... I promise I won't ever drop you, or leave you in a car... Or give you peanut butter."

 

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Lamb ignores this display of sibling affection. "Hey ghost granny! What's it like being dead?" Britney answers in a gentle whisper, "Not that different from being alive, except no-one calls you anymore for some reason."

 

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Mackay has calmed down enough to let Maxwell fawn over Harley. "I've already interviewed a bunch of preschools in the area. Do you think it's too early to start thinking about Scouts?" - "I dunno Maxwell, are you sure you've actually prepared enough for this?"

 

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"Oh yes!" He enthuses, "We are SO ready for this baby!"

 

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Exactly 24 hours later:

 

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Harley starts getting contractions. "OH FOUL ACCURSED THING! WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEE?" 

 

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In the middle of the night the family is called over.

 

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Maxwell hyperventilates, "Oh my god, oh my god. It's here it's here it's here! What's the sex? No! Don't tell me yet!" - "As long as its healthy?" Harley finishes his sentence.

 

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Reid sizes up Mackay, "Well bro, ya'll ready for this?" 

 

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"Oh Reid, please. How hard can it be?" He smirks. "Okay great! Now get this baby out of my house!" Says Harley, well and truly done with infants.

 

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A warm glow fills the apartment as the couple return home. Bjorn has been awake, excited but unsure of what to expect.

 

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Mackay turns to Bjorn and smiles tenderly. "We did it, can you believe it? We actually did it." 

 

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"I know." He whispers back, "Congratulations." Mackay looks up shyly, "No, I mean like, the three of us. We did it."

 

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Maxwell gazes at his daughter adoringly. They have decided to name her Hope.

 

❤️

 

 

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