No Hero 6
I capture the screens for this and the next set months ago, but decided to stop because it was interfering with my actual gameplay. Now that I'm all done, I will slowly continue this adventure. I made changes to my ENB and mods awhile back, so expect No Hero ~8, to look a bit different.
Vincent: Here's the rock you wanted.
Farengar: I see you're a cut above the usual brute.
Vincent: Uh...thanks?
???: You went into Bleak Fall Burrow and got that? Nice work.
Vincent: Wait, I recognize you... Aren't you the owner of Sleeping Giant Inn? Remember me? I was there 3 days ago, with the red hair chick.
???: You're mistaken me with someone else... I really got to get going. Farengar, send me a copy when you translate it.
Vincent: No no, there's no mistake. Hm...what was it... Dophen...Deepine? Dephine! You're Dephine right?
Dephine: ONE more word and I swear to gods I will put a knife through your throat.
Vincent: Seesh, relax! There's no shame in running an inn. Not like you're a Blade outlaw or wanted by the Thalmor or anything like that.
Farengar: AHEM! You've gone a great service in retrieving the tablet. Meet with the Jarl upstair, I'm sure you will be handsomely rewarded.
Irileth: Farengar! You need to come at once, a dragon has been spotted nearby!
Farengar: A dragon?! Where was it seen? What was it doing?
Irileth: I would take this a bit more seriously if I were you...
Vincent: Well, since you guys are busy at the moment. Guess I swing by to grab my reward another day.
Vincent: The hell? Why?!
Irileth: Because there won't be any rewards if the dragon slaughter all of us you idiot.
Vincent: So... how long are we going to stand here?
Irileth: First we must find its weakness. A being of that size must surely have a soft spot.
Vincent: Come on... We've been here for hours. The people we're suppose to save are all inedible jerky now.
Irileth: Maybe if we strike it in the genital...wait, does dragon even have genital?
Vincent: Alright, here's the plan listen up.
Vincent: I will get his attentions. When it stop moving, you all will put a few dozen bolts between his eyeballs.
Irileth: Wait! That's too reckless!
Vincent: Hey! Flying lizard!
Vincent: Come down here and fight me like a man!
Vincent: Shit...
Vincent: "Fight me like a man" ...I really should put more thoughts into that one.
Vincent: Do it now!
Vincent: Uh...Team..?
???: Stand back!
Vincent: Whoa...
???: This isn't it...
Irileth: Dammit!
Guard 1: I can't see a bloody thing.
Irileth: Find the dragon, get your arrows rea...
Vincent: *Cough* *Cough*
Vincent: Dude, what the fuck? Where were you all? You were suppose to light his ass up when he landed.
...
Vincent: Why is no one saying anything?
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