(Whiterun Plains)

Emily: See.

Emily: Told you they’d lead us to them.

Fiona: You were right.

Fiona: I didn’t think rabbits would lead us to actual eggs if we let them fuck us.

Fiona: That guide is fucking weird but it works.
Emily: Yeah but it was fun, right Sylvie.

Emily: Sylvie?

Emily: Are you still mad?
Fiona: When is she never not mad?
Emily: Come on Sylvie it was fun right.

Sylvia: Fun! FUN!!!

Sylvia: We spent all fucking morning parading around in these slutty get-up’s just to find some fucking eggs are you kidding me!

Fiona: Your normal clothes are pretty slutty anyways.
Emily: To be fair you did say yes to the conditions, I told you we were finding valuable items.
Sylvia: HOW ARE THOSE VALUABLE!

Emily: Come on look on the bright side, at least you’re getting half of my pay like I promised.

Fiona: I don’t see what you’re bitching about, it wasn’t that bad.

Sylvia: Wasn’t that bad!

Sylvia: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

Sylvia: We fucked Rabbits!!!
Sylvia: Oh yes!

Emily: That was to gain their trust.
Emily: Come on fuck me harder little guy.

Sylvia: and that was the best option!?
Emily: That’s better.
Fiona: Switch with me.

Fiona: You gotta admit they were pretty good.
Sylvia: Ah…..even so.
Fiona: Yeeees!

Sylvia: Those wolves!

Emily: We had to distract them to let them pass through.
Fiona: oh yes!

Sylvia: Why like that!
Fiona: Because if we showed we were violent they would run.
Emily: Mmmm!

Fiona: Besides you took two of them like a pro.
Sylvia: …….

Sylvia: Mmmm!!!

Sylvia: Well those giants.
Fiona: Oh those.

Fiona: You lost at Rock Paper Scissors.
Sylvia: But why both!!!
Sylvia: Ahh!!

Emily: well I wanted to do both but I lost so it was up to you, also they were interested in you the most. You seemed to enjoy it a lot too.
Sylvia: I…..uh.
Sylvia: YES, YEEES!!! SO THICK!!!

Emily: Besides I cleaned out the cum.
Sylvia: Stop!

Sylvia: Why do you think taking me on these types of missions is acceptable?

Emily: …..
Fiona: ……

Emily: Because we know you enjoy it and I find good quests where you get the most pleasure out of it.
Fiona: Seriously, I’ve never seen anyone enjoy getting fucked by animals as much you do.
Sylvia: Fuck off.

Emily: Come on Sylvie we’re just messing around.

Emily: Besides we still need to take these eggs to Whiterun.

Sylvia: Fuck off Emily, I’m going home.

Sylvia: You deal with the damn Cockatrice.
Emily: I’ll send you the payment for the….

Emily: Wait…..Cockatrice?
Fiona: Come on Emily, we’ve gotta take these eggs.
Emily: Okay.

Emily: Say….do you think I went a little too far with this mission, I’m worried I might have pissed her off a little too much.
Fiona: A little, if anything because of the giants.

Fiona: Besides you’re the only one she hasn’t tried to stab and she trusts to do missions with even if they get her fucked. You’re probably the only person she kind’ve likes which is impressive in itself, I thought she hated everyone except for animals.
Emily: I thought you two were friends.
Fiona: No, she hates my soul, also its fun to fuck with her.

Fiona: But we can talk about this later, for now lets get this done.
Emily: Okay.

*Loud flapping*
Emily: Hey Fiona.

Emily: What’s a Cockatrice?
Fiona: A Cockatrice?

Fiona: Oh that thing Sylvia warned us about, who cares.

*loud flapping*
Fiona: It’s probably some little be-

*Sound of something large landing behind them*
*loud heavy breathing*
Emily: Fiona.

*loud heavy breathing*
Emily: Please tell me you can summon things without moving now.

*loud heavy breathing*
Fiona: nope…..lets turn and run in one….two

Fiona: Three?! Wait what?
Emily: Oh gods yes.

Emily: Finally, after searching for a year, I’ve found you!!!

Emily: ULTRA MEGA CHICKEN!!!
*Sylvia from a distance*Sylvia: IT’S A FUCKING COCKATRICE!!!

Emily: No Sylvia?
Fiona: No, she left, where was Satsuki during all this?
Emily: She denied doing this the second she found out about the outfit. I’m not about to try to force my girlfriend who could throw me with one arm into wearing slutty clothes. Anyways you ready?
Fiona: Yep, one, two, three.

Emily and Fiona: HAPPY EASTER!!!