This Story was originally posted as an "extra story time" item in a post on the DCL thread.

 

The original short version is here as a TL'DR but srsly this is a Blog if you aren't here to read wtf?

 

 

The Long version:

 

Shortly after my arrival in Skyrim (level 5-10ish)

 

(This is a tale of a RPG moment made possible by Deviously Cursed Loot and Frostfall)

 

I had been told there was some decent game hunting for a young wood elf in the southern region north of Falkreath. On my way back to Riverrun after exploring the lake to the west of that town I came across a group of travelers. One of the ladies in their group expressed how attractive she thought I was, and expressed a desire to pay me to try on some bondage equipment.

 

Against my better judgment I agreed under the condition that she only use a medium amount of items. Imagining only some leg and wrist cuffs and maybe a neck collar and some other mild devices I agreed mostly because I needed the money. The hunting trip had not been entirely fruitful most of the game had managed to run away with only minor wounds, and I had realistic needs to attend to (Nexus Mods 26228)

 

To my shock I was immediately locked into leg cuffs with Chains limiting my movement, and a yoke. Anyone even mildly familiar with bondage devices will know this is not MEDIUM bondage. This is effectively helpless, game over.

 

After receiving my payment of 10 healing potions I was slapped on the ass and sent on my way.

 

I arrived in Riverrun (thankful that they didn’t remove my cloths), and went to see the local Blacksmith to try and get out of my bindings. Alvarr the local smithy informed me that the locks on my devices were very complicated and required him to special order the keys needed to open them. As payment for doing this he requested that I help him with a small matter (it’s not what you are thinking!!!) of delivering a message to a nearby friend of his. As I would be incapable of fishing the note out of my pocket to read it, with my bindings on I was the perfect messenger from a security standpoint.

 

Encouraged by the “nearby” aspect of the friend and lacking any other options I agreed. Sadly nearby to Alvarr and nearby to me in a yoke and leg chains are to very very different things. He asked me to go to Solitude.

 

OK, I can do this… I’ll walk to Whiterun and catch a carriage to Solitude no worries. Well the thing of it is, carriage drivers won’t take you if you are visibly bound as they are worried about some law against transporting slaves or something. Plan B, I’ll take on a follower/body guard to protect me!

 

On the advice of a friend* I enlisted the help of Vera a young warrior living in jorrvaskr with her sisters. (Nexus Mod 74264) Vera while annoying is a perfect follower for me as she stays out of my way, and aggressively engages in melee at the sight of enemies. Also she works for free. (Because I am using LL mods I downloaded patches that change Vera’s body to a more standard CBBE and ages her to a more appropriate age)

 

*

 

 

So Vera and I set off for Solitude.

 

One small hiccup on the way…. We came across some bandits. Vera summoned her Nord ghost friend and they quickly vanquished them but I got knocked down in the fight. The combination of being knocked down, visibly bound, and at night was a little too much for her ghost friend who I am guessing doesn't get a lot of “action” in Sovngarde, and he began to attack me ripping my armor off before thankfully despawning.

 

Great, now I am naked and I can’t put my cloths back on. Did I mention it was getting cold out too?

 

So we move on and I see a path through the mountain. Thinking this could be the short cut I need to survive this, we head out on the path. Now those of you who know Skyrim Geography (and/or remember the title of this blog entry) are now realizing the mistake I have made.
Shortly after we spotted the giant fortress of Labyrinthian, Vera saw her first Frost Troll and charged into battle! I had almost convinced myself we had a shot at surviving this when the 2^nd and 3^rd red dots appeared on my compass. 3 to 1 no way.

 

What did I do? I hid, I jumped from the raised path to an isolated pillar and hid while Vera fought a brave but doomed battle. After her 1^st round of assaults from the frost trolls I had hoped they would disperse giving us a chance to flee, but they refused to leave (probably wondering what happened to me). Vera eventually got back up this time unarmed and naked she didn't win the 2^nd round either and the outcome was the same. After the 3^rd time I realized we were caught in an endless loop and something needed to be done.

 

So I jumped down and praying to Stendarr (opening the console) I proceeded to eliminate the Frost trolls (kill kill kill).
(in my original story I posted that during the attempts to de-traumatize my follower (debug) she became angry and attacked and raped me which I felt I had coming. The following is a sample of the conversation that lead to that event.)

 

Vera: T-They’re all dead!?
Me: Yes I had to kill them
Vera: B-But how??
Me: oh that? Um I can sometimes just kill things if I need to, you know to get things moving again. I don’t like to do it cuz it isn’t very immersive….
Vera: Immersive??!?!!!!
Me: um ya....
Vera: IMMERSIVE!!!!!!! You want to see IMMERSIVE!!!!~!!
(The rest of Vera's dialog has been redacted if you really want an idea of what was said download Nexus Mod 1709 and go fight some mudcrabs )

 

That’s when she attacked me. So as you can see it might have been a little justified. After that she became non-responsive not even dressing or equipping a weapon. I eventually had to leave her like that, and run because I was starting to freeze to death.

 

I ran as fast as you can with leg chains down the hill seeing a road in the distance (Thank you lanterns of skyrim Nexus mod 18916). Through my frostbite haze I could see a showdowy figure on the road below me. I arrived just in time to pass out at his feet.

 

I awoke at a campsite near Solitude (the one outside Folgunthur if I recall correctly). I was able to make my way from there to Solitude with little incident (though I did get a few public indecency fines thanks to Sexcrime by leechlord LL mod)

 

If you are wondering I did go back and get Vera and found a way to coax her off the mountain.