(Solitude)

Evette: No, Mara why?

Evette: Why did this have to happen to our home.
Octieve: It could have been worse.

Guard 1: Any idea what type of ghost.
Evette: Evil ones that rip clothes.
Guard 1: That's not helpful at all.

Guard 2: Now come on, we don't know its ghosts causing this.

Guard 1: I hope your fucking kidding me right now.
Evette: this is embarrassing.

Evette: why are they playing with my panties too.
Guard 2: They are pretty nice.
Guard 1: Shut it.

Evette: any chance the court wizard can help us.
Octieve: You wear thongs now, wow.

Guard 1: No, but there might be one other person, she might be expensive though.

Evette: I'll pay it, just remove those ghosts please.
Octieve: Stop playing with that broom!

Guard 1: very well, Henson! Go get Ms.Summer immediately.
Guard Henson: Sure i'-!

Guard Henson: Wait Summer, that crazy bitch in the tower.
Guard: Yes, go.

Guard Henson: But don't we have any other options.
Guard: *Sigh* i wish we did, but.

*Thunder in background*
Guard: She's the only one who we know will do this.
Guard Henson: But....

Guard Henson: She dresses so um....skimpy, i don't want to piss her of-

Guard: Dammit Henson if you don't go i will shove my torch up your ass!
Guard Henson: Yes Sir!

Guard: and Don't come back until you've convinced her!
Guard Henson: Right!

Evette: Summer? who is that?
Guard: The woman who lives in the tower at the gate.

Evette: you mean that one that dresses like a whore? That woman!
Guard: Yes, while she might dress like that.

Guard: She's the best person to go to in these types of situations when the undead are involved.

Guard Henson: Finally!

Guard Henson: I hate these steps though.

Guard Henson: So damn many.

Guard Henson: Almost there.

Guard Henson: Finally!

Guard Henson: Okay just relax, maybe she won't blast you this time.

*Banging door*
Guard Henson: Ms.Summer! Ms.Summer!

*Banging*
Guard Henson: This is the Solitude City guard, we need to speak with you.

*Banging*
Guard Henson: Hello! City Guard!

*Banging*
Guard Henson: Please wake up Ms.Summer!

*Banging*
Guard Henson: Hello!!!
Woman: Mmmm.

Woman: Too loud.

Woman: Dammit, go away.

Woman: Fucks sake!

Woman: They better have damn good reason.

Fiona: What the fuck do you want? I was sleeping.

Guard Henson: H-Hello Ms.Summer, i need your help...um before i continue.

Guard Henson: you do realize you are naked right?

Fiona: .......

Fiona: and?

Fiona: You're disturbing my rest, so get to the point before i blast you again.
Guard Henson: There is a house that is being haunted by ghost, we need you to perform an exorcism on it.

Fiona: Why can't Sybille do it.
Guard Henson: My commander believed you were the only one who could perform it without any trouble.

Fiona: Dammit......*sigh*

Fiona: Very well, but i'll do it for a fee. So which house is it?
Guard Henson: the San's Mam.
Fiona: I see, i'll meet you there.

Guard Henson: Meet?

Guard Henson: you don't want an escort to the house?

Fiona: don't worry Henson.

Fiona: I've got my own methods of traveling.

Fiona: See ya there.

Guard Henson: She's gone!

Guard Henson: Well at least she didn't blast my dick with lightning this time.

Fiona: Hmmm.

Fiona: Should be north.

Fiona: Ah, there it is, lets get this over with quick.

Evette: Think it'll be much longer.
Guard: I hope not or I-

Fiona: Wow, this place is haunted.
Evette: By the gods!
Guard: Why are you naked!

Fiona: I was sleeping, so what's the problem here?

Evette: Well we were resting when these two ghosts came in and attacked me and my dad, trying to rip off our clothes, me and my dad ran out, they've been throwing stuff around the house too.

Fiona: ah, they sound like lustful ghosts to me.

Guard: you think you can get rid of them.
Evette: Please, can you.
Fiona: Hmmm, i should be able to do this quick.

Fiona: But not without pay.
Evette: How does 3000 sound.
Fiona: Mmmm, sure, why not, i just wanna get this done and go back to bed.

Evette: Oh thank you very much Ms.Summer!

Fiona: Sure sure, just make sure to pay me later.
*Unlocks door*