(Riften)

(Bee'n Barb)

(Inside)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Nice to see you again.
Sylvia: Shut up with that.

Sylvia: Why are you out here anyways.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: A job, had to drop off a letter, simple pay, how have you been doing.

Sylvia: Not good, Working in the thieves guild isn't easy, especially with how easily you can get caught nowadays.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You could try sleeping with the guards t-
Sylvia: No.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well it works when i do it.
Sylvia: I'm not degrading myself just to steal something.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Its not degreading if you are on top.

Sylvia: Whatever, by the way, i still want my panties back.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Still? Why?
Sylvia: Because.

Sylvia: ......Those are my lucky panties.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: *Sigh*

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Look if they mean that much to you, i'll bring them back, even wash them, okay?

Sylvia: Really!?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yeah, i'm not that mean, also i got to make sure they don't smell like skeevers.
Sylvia: .....Skeever?

Sam: Hmmmm, a skimpy armored bandit and a naked redguard.

Sam: They should do nicely to test this.

Sylvia: An army of skeevers?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yep, crazy huh?

Sylvia: I've seen a pack of 10 skeevers lose to a wolf, what on Nirn made him think that plan would work?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yep, i concluded he was too dumb and just ended him, i got a bunch of ash everywhere.
Sylvia: Why didn't you just fr-.

Sam: Excuse me ladies.

Sam: My name is Sam, Would either of you lovelies care for a drink?

Sylvia: No, fuck off.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Be nice, sorry, we're not interested in sex with you.
Sylvia: Wow, just too blunt.

Sam: Oh, i'm sorry, you misunderstand, i'm offering a drink i'm promoting. Would you like a free sample.

Sylvia: Depends, what drink.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, does the thief have a weakness for alcohol.
Sylvia: Shut it.

Sam: Behold, I call it "Control Zero", makes you hammered and feel super happy within seconds.

Sylvia: Weird name, but interesting.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I don't know, its in a sleeping tree sap bottle and is scratched up, i'm not sure we should be trying something in that type of container.

Sylvia: You put me through long periods of time after i freed you from jail just so you could fuck, you owe me.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, but just remember, this was your idea.
Sylvia: We'll take it.

Sam: Here you go ladies
Sylvia: Thanks Sam.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm, the liquid dripping out is blue.
Sam: Yeah, it ended up that color.

Sam: I have to hit the road, have a good night ladies.
Sylvia: Later Sam.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmmm.

Sylvia: Ready to try it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: The bar is gonna close soon, so sure, i'll grab another cup.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: After you, i'm the only one here who can cure poison with magic instantiously.
Sylvia: No, with me, just have your magic ready.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Fine.

Sylvia: Down the Hatch.

(1 minute later)
Sylvia: You feel anything?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: No, hmmm, oh well.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Looks like the thief got tricked.
Sylvia: Damn cloaked bastard.
Sylvia: I don't care, when i see him next time I'-!

Sylvia: AAHHH!!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: What's wrong!?
Sylvia: Don't know, head hurts, can't see very well.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Stay still, i'l-!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHHH, OH JULIANOS THE FUCK IS THIS!

Ms.Heavy-Iron/Sylvia: AHHHHH.
Louis: Shut up! I'm waiting for someone to help me with my horse.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: you okay.
Sylvia: Y-Yeah, yeah, that was weird.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: See, i told you it was dangerous.
Syliva: ......Yeah.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: what's wrong.
Sylvia: N-Nothing its just i......um

Sylvia: This may sound weird coming from me, but i have the insane urge to fuck right now.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Really, I'm feeling it too, even more than usual. Maybe its the drink.
Sylvia: That makes sense.

Sylvia: Say, wanna go out and have some fun together until the drink wears off.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, that sounds nice, but you want to know what sounds even better.
Sylvia: What?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: You, me, and a few other girls going out and having fun.
Sylvia: Oh, why didn't i think of that!

Sylvia: Emily, you're smarter than you look.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Fuck you and Thank you.

Sylvia: Lets go, while the drink is still active.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: YEAH! Lets go Sylvie!

Sylvia/Ms.Heavy-Iron: We're/We's gonna fuck all night!!!

Sam: Good, it worked.

Sam(Sanguine): Now lets see what kind of sexual chaos.

Sam(Sanguine): Two Horny girls can invoke on random people.
Commoner: Put on some clothes damn fools!

Sylvia: Snoring.

Senna: By Debella, not again.

Senna: Wake up you Sluts!!!

Sylvia: H-Huh?

Sylvia: What happened....Where am i?

Sylvia: W-Why do i feel sticky.

*Sees body*
Sylvia: Kynarath! What the fuck happened to me!!!

Senna: you tell me.

Sylvia: and you are?

Senna: Sister Senna of the Debellian temple that you Five desicrated with your little orgy!

Sylvia: Orgy?
Senna: Yes, an Orgy.

Sylvia: I don't even remember what happened last night let alone how i got to Markarth, nor this.
Senna: I don't care what happened to you.

Senna: All i care about is that you and your drunk cum dumpster friends leaving right now, i'll give you 5 minutes before i call the guards.
Sylvia: Okay okay i got it.....Bitch.
Senna: What!?
Sylvia: Just go away, i need to wake them up.

Sylvia: Em, Hey Em, wake the fuck up.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Mmmmm

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey Sylvie, How are you?

Sylvie: Seriously, that's the first thing you ask when you wake up in an unknown place.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yeah, i feel a little tipsy too....hehe, i can see your cute little boobs.

Sylvia: Stop staring.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Why are you covered in so much cum.
Sylvia: I could ask you the same thing.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Huh!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: FUCK, AGAIN!!!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Where in Oblivion are we?
Sylvia: In the temple of Debella in Markarth.

Sylvia: and before you ask, no i have zero idea how we got here.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: No, Actually i have another question.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Who are those three behind you? Actually i think i know the small girl, you know the other two?

Sylvia: Nope.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm, well they must have been doing whatever we were doing last night as well.
Sylvia: No shit, now we need to find our stuff, wake them up, and get our of here.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Bath needs to be on that list too.
Sylvia: Agreed.

Sylvia: I've never seen a blue dark elf before though.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: The red haired girl looks like one too, maybe Bosmer?

Sylvia: Maybe. By the way, who is the Bre-
*Sudden licking sounds*

Sylvia: Stop eating the cum off yourself.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Not until its all gone.

Sylvia: You're sick.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Says the girl covered in cum and it leaking out of her ass.

(10 Minutes Later)

(Markarth Bath-House)

Breton Woman: Ah, i love baths.
Sylvia: Yeah.

Red Haired Elf: Thank you so much for bringing us here.
Blue Skinned Elf: Yeah, after last night, it would have been a little hard for us to walk here.
Sylvia: No problem....um.

Red Haired Elf: Don't you remember, i'm Sera, and this is Aria.
Aria: Hello.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sorry, our memory is a little fuzzy.....really fuzzy.
Sylvia: We don't remember shit.

Breton Woman: Can't remember anything from last night huh.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Nope, um.....Fiona right.
Breton Woman: Oh, you still remember my name, good to see you again.....sober this time. Good to see you too after time.
Sylvia: Chat later, Fiona, fill us in, we don't remember shit.

Aria: I think we all got filled in pretty good actually.
Sera: (giggling) Aria, but you two don't remember, you dragged us all through Skyrim.
Sylvia: In a single night!?

Fiona: Yep, you two dragged us everywhere, we did a few crazy things too, Emily that teleporting spell is pretty impressive, i've never used one myself, i'll have to ask you how to use it.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, you became a mage huh?
Fiona: Yep.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well, sure, i can show you later, but first i'd like to get to the bottom of how this happened.

Fiona: It was sanguine.
Sylvia: What?
Fiona: I've worked for him at least once, the prince likes to make things to cause trouble, he last told me he was trying to find someone to make a potion to bring out peoples inner desires and cause them to go on a sexual rampage around skyrim. That was a year ago though, i'm surprised he succeeded.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: So Sy-
Sylvia: I swear to Kynareth Emily if you say anything i will stab you in the throat.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: your anger is good enough for now.
Sylvia: Fuck you.

Aria: You two were pretty amazing last night.
Sera: A little too pushy, but it was fun.

Sera: Sucks we don't have a way to relive it by seeing it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yeah, i've loved to see what you guys are talking about.

Sylvia: I'd rather keep the past in the past, besides looking into the past is impossible without an elder scroll.
Fiona: Actually.

Fiona: If everyone is okay with it, i have a tool that will allow us to look into past using our collective memories. I call it, the memory staff.

Sera: Really?
Aria: Wow.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Show us.
Sylvia: FUCK!