I read two episodes successively...I need professional help. And no, no clown therapy.

16 minutes ago, myriad said:

I read two episodes successively...I need professional help. And no, no clown therapy.

Yes, there should be a warning sign that reads "Danger of breaking consciousness". 😅🤣😂

But, proud look!

This time I can not only praise, but even allow a tiny little touch-up:
 

Score: 9.999999999  😇

I don't even want to know what that inn smells like after that. 😂

ya did the lewds and ya did them well. good shit, sir. 🤗

11 hours ago, myriad said:

I read two episodes successively...I need professional help. And no, no clown therapy.

Mh.. Maybe Kitten therapy then? 😮 

11 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

Yes, there should be a warning sign that reads "Danger of breaking consciousness". 😅🤣😂

It could be arranged to chain Heidi to a wall and write "Caution" On her Breasts 🤔

11 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

In the first clown picture GiTUyaB3 an e is missing, which I hereby return to its rightful occupant, in case my blue-haired thieving elf ever steals letters in this blog again, we could think about sending her for a visit sometime ...

bad thieve! How can you just take my E from me?!

Be warned, Sarah has a very nasty kind of punishment for thieves in windhelm.. I hear it involves Bears 🤔

10 hours ago, yorpers said:

I don't even want to know what that inn smells like after that. 😂

Like a downtown brothel on a sunday maybe? I dunno how those smell but I imagine they would smell like that 🤔

10 hours ago, yorpers said:

ya did the lewds and ya did them well. good shit, sir. 🤗

Motherfucker needs to be chained up... 🥴

54 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Motherfucker needs to be chained up... 🥴

I would agree... but that would probably just make things worse somehow.😂

Most fuctacular  Alan-ton Son! Don't forget... 

6 hours ago, yorpers said:

I would agree... but that would probably just make things worse somehow.😂

Mh.. Worst case he really mutates into a tentacle kinda thing and lewds people from is chains >_>

18 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Mh.. Worst case he really mutates into a tentacle kinda thing and lewds people from is chains >_>

mhm and we don't know what happens when he losoes control completely in this new version yet. could still have a final form that is a giant dick with wings. O.o

1 minute ago, yorpers said:

mhm and we don't know what happens when he losoes control completely in this new version yet. could still have a final form that is a giant dick with wings. O.o

And fangs.. and tentacles for pubic hairs.. >_>

WOW now that was a wild party, even the mead bottle had some fun with Olga!

Maybe Arlan found his "Soulmate" or "Alter ego"? That pirate queen is a hot dominatrix for sure!

Selene is "one pretty damn good reason" why someone would become a deadra worshipper!- Also star wars reference-

Can't blame Arlan for not saying no to Zuri, even i couldn't say no to someone who's needy and asking for it nicely!😂

(That woman can make any man become soft and kind to treat her right. That's why she's a favorite of mine!)

So Remi is a red head? It's really suits her, she is cute! So the brown hair was part of the jester costume as a wig i guess.

Matrix reference got me there in the Harry&Kitten part!

The cherry on top was seeing Futanemesis's companion!

I don't know if i said it before, but i like your "attention to detail" like ruined makeups, dry and oiled/wet bodies depending on the situations!

That falmer guy gave me the creeps! Did you gave him that sinister smile intentionally? He reminded me of a certain someone from a different franchise he even has the looks!

6 minutes ago, bdmt said:

Maybe Arlan found his "Soulmate" or "Alter ego"? That pirate queen is a hot dominatrix for sure!

Maybe they went to the same school for gifted assholes 🥴

6 minutes ago, bdmt said:

Selene is "one pretty damn good reason" why someone would become a deadra worshipper!- Also star wars reference-

Aye she is. But she is only one of the many reasons we get 🥴

7 minutes ago, bdmt said:

(That woman can make any man become soft and kind to treat her right. That's why she's a favorite of mine!)

Same, I really like her. Probably under my personal top 5 🤔 But it is hard for me to have anything smaller than a top 10 tbh..

7 minutes ago, bdmt said:

So Remi is a red head? It's really suits her, she is cute! So the brown hair was part of the jester costume as a wig i guess.

Almost. The Hair takes the color of your player character when you use it on a Lazy follower, so they naturally get another hair color whenever I change mine. This change sticks only until they reload so it would've been a hassle to always switch to redhair and back. so playing it as a Wig was the easiest solution 🤔 

9 minutes ago, bdmt said:

The cherry on top was seeing Futanemesis's companion!

Well so is Selene but I get your meaning xD she a great addition to Futa's already impressive roaster 🤔 I am a little disapointed that her skin isn't really dark skinned like a redguards like on some screens of Futa but she still cute 😮 

10 minutes ago, bdmt said:

I don't know if i said it before, but i like your "attention to detail" like ruined makeups, dry and oiled/wet bodies depending on the situations!

Thank you 😃 I like to make these little things. I only need to find a better texture for a wet dick/Or make one. I have to reload the game for sos texture changes to apply tho 🤔 

11 minutes ago, bdmt said:

That falmer guy gave me the creeps! Did you gave him that sinister smile intentionally? He reminded me of a certain someone from a different franchise he even has the looks!

Dude.. Hold on..won't believe me.. xD

26 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Dude.. Hold on..won't believe me.. xD

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This pic was made 3 minutes after I made him 🤣

 

Now ain't that strange?😅😂 Definetly some Arkhamverse Joker vibes there!

8 hours ago, Gukahn said:

bad thieve! How can you just take my E from me?!

Be warned, Sarah has a very nasty kind of punishment for thieves in windhelm.. I hear it involves Bears 🤔

What do you say to that? 😁😇

13 minutes ago, chooseChaos said:

What do you say to that? 😁😇

Holy crap 🤣 you naild it, litereally xD

4 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Holy crap 🤣 you naild it, litereally xD

It is all your bad influence!  😆😅😇

2 minutes ago, chooseChaos said:

It is all your bad influence!  😆😅😇

I am completly innocent of any lewd stuff commited after reading this blog. I wash my hands in holy water everytime I am done

Let's see Arlan meets someone who is just as bad as him, notices it, but it does not trigger anything. Ok, we successfully established new Arlan is also an unredeemable a-hole.

We also established, he is still excellent at sex, good at fighting (he was excellent at that too, but nothing 'new Arlan' he has done so far suggests he is much more slightly ahead of the curve). He still is pretty useless at things like awareness (aside from perhaps smelling some horny girl), like grabbing documents when he can ... or other 'work of the mind', perhaps because it's sadly undervalued in Skyrim. 😛 

He still does take jobs that are way over his head though ... that did not change. Can't be to long until he ends up again in a contract with a Daedric prince or nine.

On the upside, Zuri is still hot, you might overdo it a little on the redheads (and I say that having a thing for gingers). It seems to be either redheads, or redguards ... perhaps with the occasional Daedra in the mix with just Sarah as the exception to the rule. ^^

I see you also couldn't resist Laufey ... I kinda like her, but then somehow she strikes me as too childlike for my taste.
 

7 hours ago, Talesien said:

Let's see Arlan meets someone who is just as bad as him, notices it, but it does not trigger anything. Ok, we successfully established new Arlan is also an unredeemable a-hole.

Well.. He can't react negatively to something he would do too.. Well maybe a little less hard on the whip 🤔 Which only strenghens your judgment of him being still.. Well Arlan

7 hours ago, Talesien said:

We also established, he is still excellent at sex, good at fighting (he was excellent at that too, but nothing 'new Arlan' he has done so far suggests he is much more slightly ahead of the curve). He still is pretty useless at things like awareness (aside from perhaps smelling some horny girl), like grabbing documents when he can ... or other 'work of the mind', perhaps because it's sadly undervalued in Skyrim. 😛 

I don't know anything about real D&D but if he had a character sheet.. Whatever the Int Number of a character has to be to be only slightly retarded, that's his too 🤔

And if there is an Ego Stat, that's his highest number 🤔 

7 hours ago, Talesien said:

He still does take jobs that are way over his head though ... that did not change. Can't be to long until he ends up again in a contract with a Daedric prince or nine.

Why not push it up a bit and this time he forms a packt with Beelezub, sells his soul for a sweetrole  🤔

7 hours ago, Talesien said:

On the upside, Zuri is still hot, you might overdo it a little on the redheads (and I say that having a thing for gingers). It seems to be either redheads, or redguards ... perhaps with the occasional Daedra in the mix with just Sarah as the exception to the rule. ^^

Nu Uuuh!

There were Red Riding Hood and her Grandma 😮 

And the gobos!  And.. Tink!

(Who makes a return next chap too for she is skyrims version of Whatsapp..) xD

But I see what you mean.. there emarges a pattern 🤔 I see to give a few more colors in maybe..

7 hours ago, Talesien said:

I see you also couldn't resist Laufey ... I kinda like her, but then somehow she strikes me as too childlike for my taste.

For me she has something of a Pokemon tbh xD

Or a Puppy.. 🤔 Anyway she got a nice cuddly home now... (Aka I am such an Asshole but it's funny xD)

This Chapter could be called Red Head Redemption

On 4/29/2024 at 2:05 PM, Faraam187 said:

This Chapter could be called Red Head Redemption

Alright, I will try to keep a smaller number of redheads  next time 🤧

51 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Alright, I will try to keep a smaller number of redheads  next time 🤧

Is this an episode of 'make a wish'? 😁
 

3 hours ago, chooseChaos said:

Is this an episode of 'make a wish'? 😁
 

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This camp (but with an all-female crew):

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commanded by her:

 

& a visit from your wild horde =

 

I see possibilities 😇

 

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Quote from Rikke, shortly before she is arlaned
'Soldier, why are these civilians in my camp?

 

 

Well this is technically my 101st story post in this blog.. 🤔 I mean we could celebrate it in that way.. But might best be done at a later date  🤔

5 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Alright, I will try to keep a smaller number of redheads  next time 🤧

No! there are never enough redheads 😩

9 hours ago, Faraam187 said:

No! there are never enough redheads 😩

Oh now I understand.. So you want  hot blooded red headed babysitters finding out in shock that Arlan lied about the kid.. Alright could do someday 🤔

nice epsidoe agin i liked it.