Hiya!
I hope everyone is enjoying the holidays. I thought I'd quickly nip in and add some more of my old stories to this blog. Sometimes I find myself playing Skyrim and really enjoying the world, the characters, and just the overall feel of everything...
...and suddenly I really want to make up a silly Mai story. But not one of those multi-episode, 50+ screenshot tales that take 3 weeks to create! Nope, sometimes I just wanna throw something together quickly. Something like these:
M'aiq the Jackass
Mai: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mai: "MMMmmmmm......huh? Where am I?!"
Mai: "What the........! Some kind of camp. How did I get here?!"
Mai: "This is so weird. Last I remember I was waiting for Lucy at the hot springs. I guess I must have fallen asleep. Has someone abducted me?! They've taken off all my gear, but left it lying around...."
Mai: "Wait.....someone is coming! They'll regret leaving my bow within reach..."
Mai: "HALT! Explain yourself kidnapper, or face the consequences!"
M'aiq: "Waoh there, little one! Be calm. I didn't kidnapp you - I SAVED you. I found you naked and asleep in a sulfur pool. Many bandits and beasts roam this area."
Mai: "Oh........I see....... Well, thanks! I guess. I was actually waiting for a friend - a lady called Lucy. Did you see her by chance?"
M'aiq: "Ah - the lady with the interesting tattoo? Yes I saw her after I brought you here. She was asking if I had seen you - and I told her you had gone to a dangerous old fort. So she ran off in that direction!"
Mai: "You did WHAT?! Why would you do such a thing?!"
M'aiq: "Perhaps I should introduce myself: M'aiq the Liar, at your service!"
Mai: "Ugh......Why do I get to meet all the crazies?!"
Mai Has A Way With Kids
Early morning in Whiterun...
Braith: "I'm bored. Let's find someone to play with..."
Lars: "Lets ask those elders if they want to play tag!"
Lars: "Excuse me. Would you guys like to play tag with us?"
Ysolda: "Huh..."
Mai: "Oh hey, little ones! Aren't you two adorable!"
Lars: ".............."
Mai: "I'd LOVE to play with you guys! What did you have in mind?"
Mai: "Did I hear you mention tag? I love tag!"
Lars: "............................."
Mai: "Um......little boy? Can you hear me?"
Braith: "I think you broke Lars!"
Mai: "Um....I think we better call a docto........"
Ysolda: "He'll be fine, Mai. Maybe we better let the kids play by themselves for now...."
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