Stormcloak 1: Wonderful night to gu-
Titus: Surprise Motherfucker!!!

Titus: Die Shitstain!

Titus: Take it!
Stormcloak 2: Argh.
Stormcloak 3: Why won't you die!

Titus: Get over here!
Stormcloak 4: Oh Talos!

Titus: I need your Hat!

Titus: Wow.

Titus: That went faster than i expected.

(1 hour later)

Satsuki: ...ah...

Satsuki: W-what? W-where am i?

Satsuki: Wait...a bath.

Satsuki: Who brought me in here.
???: That would be me.

Satsuki: H-Huh? Emily!

Emily: Please be quiet and just stay laying down.

Emily: i'm reading something important.

Satsuki: I have something to tell you.
Emily: Hey!

Emily: Sit. Down. Or yo-

Satsuki: Emily i-Ah.

*Splash*
Emily: Satsuki!

(2 minutes later)
Satsuki: Um.....

Satsuki: I'm sorry about that.
Emily: Its fine.

Emily: You've never met a Lurker, they have some pretty dangerous poison.

*Stirring sound*
Emily: Just be glad i got back before it really got bad, lucky you only lost feeling in your legs.

Satsuki: Yeah.......Hey Emily.
Emily: Hmm?
Satsuki: I'm sorry, i shouldn't have insulted Targoth. Eorland told me some of it, how he protected you and died because of it. I was wrong..about everything i said, i was just....jealous and angry. I.....Yeah.
Emily: .....its fine.

Satsuki: ...........Hey.
Emily: Hmmm?

Satsuki: Could you tell me about Targoth?

*Sturing stops*
Emily: .....Why?
Satsuki: Eorland told me you always talked so fondly about him, so i was curious about what kind of person would make you fall for someone that hard that you'd respond with anger like that.

*Sound of stew boiling*
Emily: ...........

Satsuki: Emily?
*Sound of stew sloshing and wood scrapping metal*

Satsuki: You okay?
Emily: Yes.

Emily: I'm fine.

Emily: Lets eat.

*Sound of water sloshing from bath*

Emily: Aren't you gonna eat, i added some things to help get rid of the lurker poison.

Satsuki: I will, but i'd rather hear about Targoth first.
Emily: I-I'd rather not.
Satsuki: Why?

Emily: I.....It's not something i like remembering.
Satsuki: Please!

Emily: Why do you care, its not like it will really change much.
Satsuki: Because!

Satsuki: Because...I just want- no, have to know, especially if you, who's normally very cheery about everything became like this after what i said.

Emily: Could we please just drop this.
Satsuki: Emily.
Emily: Its not an interesting story...

Emily: Also....i'd rather not have you make fun of him if he turns out what you think of him. He was kind've a gru-
Satsuki: Emily Heavy-Iron!

Satsuki: I will say nothing to insult him as you tell me your story about him, i may as questions but any negative options i'll keep to myself. You have my word!

Emily:.........*sighs*

Emily: V-very well.

Emily: You remember how i ran from home when a former enemy of my mother came back right.
Satsuki: Yes!

Emily: Well after i kept running across Skyrim for about 3 weeks. But eventually i ran to the east, a place i don't normally head to these days.

Emily: Windhelm.

(Windhhelm, 6 years ago)
*Sound of a crowd*

Emily: "I had just gotten to Windhelm that morning and was doing some shopping for food"

Emily: "I carried enough money to at least get by, game was always nearby as well for me the make more"

Emily: "But the people in Windhelm were a little"
Hillevi: Sorry, i can't have you around my shop, but here's the salt and leeks.
Emily: "Judgemental of my lifestyle"

Emily: "Some people were nice about it"

Emily: "Others however"

Jora: Where are your clothes little one, you look like a whore, your parents would be ashamed of you!

Emily: "Where very annoying about it"
Emily: Talos would be ashamed of you too, judgemental Hag!

Emily: "I tried speaking to the innkeeper about a room."

Emily: But Elda isn't exactly kind.
Elda: Put on some clothes you slut.

Emily: "i eventually found a kind sailor who told me that the gray quarter had a place to go to"

Emily: "thanked her and then"

Emily: "headed down to the gray quarter to find the New Genesis Corner Club"

Emily: "It was an easy place to find"

Emily: "The inside was not a nice looking place though"

Emily: "But the Innkeeper Ambarys was very kind as i didn't greet him with any sarcasm, something he often gets from nords"

Emily: "I started eating and i ended up listening to the coversation between him and Malthyr"

Malthyr: You hear another Carvan was attacked.
Ambarys: Yep, 4th time this month, Ulfric's probably not gonna do anything about it.

Malthyr: Yeah but it seems like they are getting more common lately, i've heard that quite a few bandits are attacking random girls too.
Ambarys: Hmph, damn stormcloaks.

Ambarys: They should start taking care of these bandits that keep swarming instead of this stupid war.

Emily: "I started thinking "Oh no, they keep getting closer, i need to go soon.""

Ambarys: I might as well just try moving to Solsthiem, would probably get better business there.

Malthyr: Yeah, but the island is still pretty small, not a lot of people come there due to all the ash. But at least the guards there at least seem to be competent enough to defeat the Reavers there. No bandit attacks on their city either.

Malthyr: I might take a trip there in the wi-
Emily: Sorry, i don't mean to interrupt, but

Emily: Where is this Island, and how would i get to it?

Emily: "That island sounded perfect, guards in Skyrim weren't that tough, but if it was this place, i was sure i'd be safe."

Emily: "Especially because sending a message from an island to the main land would take longer."

Emily: Excuse me, Mr.Salt-Sage, i hear you transport people to Solstheim.
Gjalund: Yes we can e-

Gjalund: Ysmir's beard, where are your clothes?
Emily: I-I'm a nudist.

Emily: S-So, can you take me there?

Gjalund: Sure, 250 Septims.
Emily: O-Oh....um.

Emily: I only have 150 on me.
Gjalund: Sorry, no discounts.
Emily: Please.

Emily: I'm being hunted by some bandits, i don't really trust the guards here so i'm worried i'll be torchered by them or worse. There has to be something i can do.

Gjalund: Hmm....that bow. Can you use it?
Emily: Yes.
Gjalund: Hmmm.

Gjalund: Tell you what, you hunt us 3 deer when we get to Solstheim and we'll let you on.
Emily: That's all, Deal!

Gjalund: Very well, welcome to the Norther Maiden.

Gjalund: Casting off for Solstheim!

(Raven Rock)
Emily: "We got to Solstheim rather quick, about 7 hours or so"

Emily: "I told the crew i'd be back in a day as i needed to get settled in"
Emily: I'll be back in about a day or 2, i'm not that familiar with these surroundings but i should be able to get them quick.

Gjalund: Okay, i'll see you in two days, be sure to keep your promise.
Emily: Don't worry i will.

Emily: "Then headed off to the nearest Inn"

Emily: "I did notice how the guards wore some tough looking heavy armor so that made me feel relaxed as i walked towards then inn."

Emily: "The inside of the Retching Netch looked nice too"

Emily: "I spoke to the Innkeeper Geldis about staying her for multiple days"

Emily: "He told me that i could stay here for awhile so long as i pay rent, and i agreed to it"

Emily: "I then headed to the Room"

Emily: "It was a nice room, bed lacked a pillow though"

Emily: "But i didn't care, i was just glad to be in a safer place"

Emily: "So i took off my stuff and laid my bow close to my bed just in case"

Emily: "Climbed into bed"

Emily: "Relaxed"

Emily: "and went to Sleep"

Emily: "The Inn was a little loud but it was nice"

Emily: "The next day i started Hunting"

Emily: "But as soon as i started i quickly found out"

Emily: "The Ashlands are not a great place to hunt"

Emily: "I couldn't find anything"

Emily: "Not a single creature in the area"

Emily: "I kept searching"

Emily: "and searching but still nothing but Trama roots and Scathclaws, as an alchemist i just kept collecting those"

Emily: "to make matters worse, the ash was starting to get to me"

Emily: "I eventually made by way towards Tel Mithryu, those giant mushroom houses on the east"

Emily: "Where i met a carvana trader named Revus, he told me i'd find more animals to the north, he also said"
Revus: i see the ash is troubling you, if you get me some Trama Roots and Scathclaw plants, i'll give you something to help with that.

Emily: "To his surprise i had a lot on me"
Revus: Whoa, well then. That's quite a bit, thanks.

Emily: "So he gave me some Goggles and a face mask and i headed off".

Emily: "To the north of the island".

Emily: "I immedently started to see wildlife as it got colder".

Emily: "I was surprised how half of the island was cold".

Emily: "Soon i found my first deer"

Emily: "and my hunt began"

Emily: "The deer were widely scattered around a bit which made finding them a little difficult"

Emily: "But it was no trouble for me".

Emily: "even at that age, tracking and hunting them, especially in Snow was pretty easy".

Emily: "Soon i had everything i needed".

Emily: "I managed to drag one there told Gjalund about the other two that i hid. They then helped me drag them to his boat, took a bit but it got done".

Emily: "He thanked me, rather surprised how quickly i got them".

Emily: "I told him anytime and then went back to see if i could find more things to hunt so i could sell them in the market".

Emily: "The next couple of days had some interesting challenges".

Emily: "I found out a burnt form of Spriggon lived on the island."

Emily: "I nearly got burned several times just from surprise attacks"

Emily: "Ash Hoppers popping up from under the ash piles annoying quick, they aren't strong"

Emily: "But their bites do sting, and i ended up hurting my knees and feet a lot when i fought them."
Emily: Ow.

Emily: "I occasionally saw Hunters going after Netch, never joined them though, i quite liked Netch."

Emily: "Game was pretty easy to find so long as i stayed on the north of the Island."

Emily: "But i also learned that in the north was mainly where Reiklings lived."

Emily: "and they were not fond of humans at all."

Emily: "After about 2 weeks i and finally settled down here after i managed to find some good hunting spots."

Emily: "as well as making friends with some merchants who would buy the things i'd collect in the wasteland, so it was pretty nice."

Emily: "But on Loredas of that second week, something happened."

Emily: "I couldn't sleep that night, was just restless i guess."

Emily: "So i decided to go take a walk and explore the town a little bit."

Emily: "But of course because it was night, no one was out."

Emily: "So i decided to look around the wall of the town."

Emily: "When i noticed the temple i passed by all the time, i never visited it though."

Emily: "So i decided to go inside wondering what gods the Dunmer worshiped".

Emily: "There was a guard outside, he simply looked at me and said."
Redoran Guard: A little too ready for the party huh?

Redoran Guard: Next time keep your clothes on before coming here okay.
Emily: U-Um, okay....thanks?

Emily: "I didn't quite get what he meant as i headed inside."

Emily: "But when i walked in, i realized what he meant immedently."

Emily: "I had walked into an orgy."
*Various moans*

Emily: "It nearly gave me a heart attack".
*Various moans*

Emily: "I was about to run out".

Emily: "but something stopped me".

Emily: "I'd never seen people having sex before".
Dark Elf F: Harder!!!

Emily: "It was....weird....strange".
Dark Elf F: Mmmm!

Emily: "Seeing people kissing, hugging, and fucking".
Dark Elf F: Yees!

Emily: "I couldn't help but watch".

Emily: "I figured it wouldn't hurt if i stayed for a moment".

Emily: "So i got a little closer".

Emily: "To get a better view".

Emily: "It was.....incredible to watch".

Emily: "People going into each other".

Emily: "Licking each other".

Emily: "and the loud moans of pleasure".
Dark Elf: Oh Asura!!!

Emily: "I couldn't take my eyes off it".
Dark Elf: Yes!

Emily: "Before i knew it, my hands have moved down to my crotch and i slowly started rubbing my clit."

Emily: "i then inserted my fingers inside of me and started masturbating as i watched and listened to the orgy."

Emily: "It was a first to me, i felt so good, that i didn't notice."
Dark Elf R(Right): Well well, what have we here.

Emily: "That two men had come up behind me".
Dark Elf L(Left): A cute little redguard, that's rare.

Dark Elf L: Hey cutie wanna have some fun with us.

Emily: "I started to get nervous, i had never been in front of a naked man before so i wasn't sure what to do".
Emily: S-Sorry, i-i'm sorry, i-i'm not interested.

Emily: "But these two were persistent".
Dark Elf L: Come on don't be like that.
Dark Elf R: Don't you want to be fucked by some strong manly elves.

Emily: Not particularly, no, i-i um.

Emily: I-I should go, its late s-

Emily: "Then they started to get aggressive".
Dark Elf L: No, you'll stay right here.
Dark Elf R: I haven't fucked a cute redguard in ages.

Dark Elf R: You're not going anywhere.
???: Hm?

Emily: "I was scared, i was sure i was gonna be raped".
Emily: P-please, i just came in here on accident.
Dark Elf L: Hah, accident, that's cute.
Dark Elf R: Just relax, we'll take care of everything.

Emily: "But then".
Emily: Please, i-
???: What's going on here?

Dark Elf L: Oh um, Targoth!
Dark Elf R: We're just inviting this girl for some fun.

Emily: "I met him".
Dark Elf L: Yeah, just asking.
???: Really?

Emily: "Targoth."
Targoth: Because it looks like you're breaking the rules to me.

(Whiteun)

Titus: Fuck off this City!

Titus: On your knees and give me head!

Titus: Tag your it!

Jarl Balgruuf: Revel in your victory here today, even as the gods revel in your honor! They already sing of your valor and skill! The halls of Sovngarde re no doubt ringing with your praises! In defeating these Stormcloak traitors, you have proven the hollowness of their cause and the fullness of your hearts.

Jarl Balgruuf: The citizens of Whiterun are forever in your debt! But Ulfric will not stop here. No, he will continue to strike out against any true Nord who remains faithful to the Empire. He will continue to sow discord and chaos wherever he can. And so, we must each one of us, continue to fight this insurrection, lest our fallen brothers have died for naught! Lest our honor be lessened should we allow these bloodthirsty beasts to prowl our lands! Carry on men, my gratitude and blessings go with you! For Whiterun! For the Empire!
Titus: When do we eat?