The Weird Sims Thread. Show Us The Weird Side Of Your Game!

[weredeer]

[weredeer]

Perva tenderizes her dinner.

 

[weredeer]

[weredeer]

My gf created this sim Gerd Erp and then never played again.

A few months later i found him outside the Agatha Farms compound sucking on our new blood bag.

Honestly I had forgotten this sim existed.

Agatha took a liking to him and put him in the club.

Now when he comes over he autonomously and repeatedly fucks just about everybody in the house,

ala Perva on her own coffin.

 

but he really uses Amy up. (This is the first time I have ever seen autonomy pick azmodans equipment. Autonomy is getting better all the time.)

 

I think Amy might be getting more action than any other sim in my game.

 

[weredeer]

Recently Claudette went missing and I had no idea what happened to her, so i re-added her to the farm and moved on.

 

 

I had also been considering relieving Candy Behr of her sunburn so i could see her as she was months ago.

 

 

Then one night I was at the bar with an unrelated sim and most of the Agatha Farms crew rolls in.

And here came Claudette's ghost, draining a townie (I didn't know vamp ghosts could do that, never had one.)

 

 

Her tag said death by sunlight and I only wish I had been there. At least i finally knew part of the story but without an urn..

 

Now I have a Claudette and a ghost version in game, how do I reconcile this story?

I decided to keep Claudette forever burned and I made her "FINE" with vampire points if you know what i mean.

I like to think the sun burned the soul out of her but didn't kill the body.

 

 

I let Candy Behr go back to "normal." She is still wearing her vanilla shoes.

 

 

And everyone is "happy." Mostly me.

 

 

 

 

[weredeer]

Agatha rarely gets any so I got her some.

 

[weredeer]

I also had her taste one of the new members of the Tasting Club with some Yuki torture thrown in for extra giggles.

 

[Guest]

Awesome as always Were! Your colorful imagination always gives me the giggles! Keep the gifs coming! 

 

BTW, you find the coolest shit, where did you get that open coffin? 

[weredeer]

4 hours ago, VelvetKiss said:

Awesome as always Were! Your colorful imagination always gives me the giggles! Keep the gifs coming! 

 

BTW, you find the coolest shit, where did you get that open coffin? 

The open lid is part of the animation actually. I cant recall whose ani it is.

[Guest]

10 hours ago, weredeer said:

The open lid is part of the animation actually. I cant recall whose ani it is.

OOOOOoooo ok. Probably one I miss some place.

[weredeer]

6 hours ago, VelvetKiss said:

OOOOOoooo ok. Probably one I miss some place.

It only happens autonomously in a room with 5 coffins and they are all the types you find at lana cc. I see these ani's a lot and i will call them out to you if i see them. Idk autonomy is hard to predict esp when he is tweaking the formula. The old places auto used to pick are not the ones it picks now.

 

I think it would be cool if there was an invisible object you could lay on the floor like a rug that called it out as a designated sex area for autonomy.

 

[leeleej]

On 1/15/2018 at 2:07 PM, weredeer said:

I also had her taste one of the new members of the Tasting Club with some Yuki torture thrown in for extra giggles.

 

What sex animations are you using here?

[weredeer]

2 hours ago, leeleej said:

What sex animations are you using here?

My best guess is mike24 is the author. I could be way off there. Way off.

 

I always use autonomy or pick "random" which makes it so i don't always notice what i am watching. Its possible i will see it again and if if i figure it out, i will edit this response to let you know.

[R-Lo]

Put my money where my mouth is and tested the dog rig out for animations....

 

It works!

 

Couldn't find the kitten rig yet

Thought I'd try it with this one.....

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, R-Lo said:

Put my money where my mouth is and tested the dog rig out for animations....

 

It works!

 

Couldn't find the kitten rig yet

Thought I'd try it with this one.....

 

 

 

 

LMFAO @ that cat! 

[R-Lo]

2 hours ago, VelvetKiss said:

LMFAO @ that cat! 

That's my kitten stretched out to the size of the large dog! Freaked me the hell out  

[Guest]

It's a cAT-cAT walker lol 

[R-Lo]

4 hours ago, VelvetKiss said:

It's a cAT-cAT walker lol 

Ohhhhhh!!!! I thought it looked familiar!! Apparently these ones land on their feet too 

[Mariana Soprano]

Pissed off?

 

[theposhmudcrab]

For some reason my vampire sim decided to go streaking at night near a bar full of people.

 

[FauxFurry]

"No! That isn't dog food. That's people food!"

[weredeer]

On 1/24/2018 at 5:13 PM, VelvetKiss said:

Awesome as always Were! Your colorful imagination always gives me the giggles! Keep the gifs coming! 

 

BTW, you find the coolest shit, where did you get that open coffin? 

I saw this animation generate again. "BJ on open coffin lid by YrSa"

 

[Josua1970]

I think it's the first time I put something in this thread, the weirdest thing I have at the moment is a human slaughterhouse, I'm still adjusting the stage

[FauxFurry]

In between raiding the ruins of tombs, this adventurer pauses to raid the ruins of wombs. How does that even work? Another perk of vampiric power, one can assume.

 

There are far more pleasant ways to be sucked dry than swarms of jungle insects.

 

[R-Lo]

11 minutes ago, FauxFurry said:

In between raiding the ruins of tombs, this adventurer pauses to raid the ruins of wombs. How does that even work? Another perk of vampiric power, one can assume.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are far more pleasant ways to be sucked dry than swarms of jungle insects.

 

 

From the new "Womb Raider" movie?