deathparade Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 It seems alot of people know the movie! FEED ME QOUTES! "I see your schwartz are as big as mine! now let's see how well you can handle it!"
gregathit Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 It seems alot of people know the movie! FEED ME QOUTES! "I see your schwartz are as big as mine! now let's see how well you can handle it!" WHAT? You went over my helmet?
deathparade Posted July 4, 2012 Author Posted July 4, 2012 "No sir i didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
gregathit Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. and It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.
Poontank Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 "Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful... "
Kamen Rider Kuuga Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT! It's also funny because the same guy also played Tuvok on Voyager, so imagining a Vulcan saying that is hilarious.
gregathit Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. and So Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to. and President Skroob: [upon discovering there is only one escape pod left] One pod left and three of us and I'm the President. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it.
Jerbsinator Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 "Sir" "What" "Are we being too literal?" "No you fool! We we're told to comb the desert so we're combing it! Found anything yet?" "Nothing yet sir." "How about you?" "Not a thing sir." "What about you guys?" "We ain't found shit."
Thorazine Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 Spaceballs, the forum post! Dark Helmet: What did you do? Colonel Sandurz: I turned off the wall. Dark Helmet: No, you didnt! You turned off the whole movie! Colonel Sandurz: I must have pressed the wrong button. Dark Helmet: Well, put it back on! It's also funny because the same guy also played Tuvok on Voyager' date=' so imagining a Vulcan saying that is hilarious. [/quote'] Huh, hadn't realized that little tid bit.
deathparade Posted July 5, 2012 Author Posted July 5, 2012 So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! Oow and we can't word this one really out so here is the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8auGAJrnpY4 Embed disabled on video direct link! Also this guy is michael winslow and he is a damn genius (With his mouth) and i ment he can make alot of damn sounds
Ark of Truth Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 that video is embed disabled Colonel Sandurz: [in reference to not wanting to attack Yogurt's lair] But sir, your ring! Don't you have the schwartz too? Dark Helmet: Nah, he got the upside, I got the downside. See there's two sides to every Schwartz.
gregathit Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 Not again. (chestburster near the end of the movie)
Kamen Rider Kuuga Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 Spaceballs?! Oh shit, there goes the planet.
Ark of Truth Posted July 5, 2012 Posted July 5, 2012 Dark Helmet: [looking at Mr. Coffee] What's the matter with this thing, what's all that churnning and bubbling, you call that radar screen? Colonel Sandurz: No, sir. We call it, [slaps the machine] Colonel Sandurz: Mr Coffee. Care for some? [prepairs a cup for Helmet] Dark Helmet: Yes. I always have my coffee when I watch radar, you know that. Colonel Sandurz: Of course I do, sir. Dark Helmet: [to everybody] Everybody knows that! All the henchmen in the room: [covering their crotches] Of course we do, sir.
paladuin Posted July 6, 2012 Posted July 6, 2012 DARK HELMET Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! LASER GUNNER Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! DARK HELMET Who made that man a gunner? MAJOR ASSHOLE I did sir. He's my cousin. DARK HELMET Who is he? COLONEL SANDURZ He's an asshole sir. DARK HELMET I know that! What's his name? COLONEL SANDURZ That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! DARK HELMET And his cousin? COLONEL SANDURZ He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! DARK HELMET How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? ENTIRE BRIDGE CREW Yo! DARK HELMET I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! DARK HELMET Keep firing, assholes! proably the funniest part in spaceballs
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