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Smoke if you've got em.

 

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

 

Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?

 

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

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  • 3 months later...
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minister on the marriage at the beginning:

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, to witness princess vespa, daughter of king roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

  • 1 month later...
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Oh my god! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! Here let me give it back. *drops it*. Hahahaha! You fell for it again

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Prepare to fast forward! Fast forward! Fast forwarding sir. 

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Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal send me a kiss by wire baby my hearts on fire if you refuse me honey you lose me and youll be left alone oh baby telephone and tell me tell me im your own

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Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.


[turns it on]


Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!


Yogurt: The kids love this one.


[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]


Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.


[pulls string]


Doll: May the schwartz be with you!


Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.


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