Married at First Sight

[legendarytoyou]

Simple really; you just married the person above you

Grover is pretty handsome smoking a blunt 

[Ashkandii]

i want a divorce.

[Majuko]

I wana do over o.0 He was married once before -..-

[Karmacode]

I would steal all your money

[Dyschromie]

I'd like to stay a bit, to share some musical band and talk a bit about Lacuna Coil

[Karmacode]

I'd enjoy conversations about Music

[Dyschromie]

I won't Enjoy the Silence, I'll hope you will Give me something more, I won't tell you I'm Fragile because Nothing stands in our way...

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

I suppose I could learn to enjoy necrophilia?

[Cynical Misanthrope]

I want to file for divorce @frankmarlowe. He rather fucks a corpse than me

[Ashkandii]

don't worry baby you got me.

[Dyschromie]

I will divorce because this last post was cute!

[Karmacode]

Divorce, because my free time I use to play skyrim

[Ashkandii]

Think we should part ways.

[darkestblack77]

Eh I'll keep ya.  I like the goggles!  Not much into lolis though....

[Guest endgameaddiction]

I would rock your world, but this piece of ass is more than you can handle honey. divorce!

[Guest Omega1084]

I'm okay with this. Mine now~

[nonusnomeni]

well if you can handle fact i was take oath of celibacy...

[LordJerle]

At least I'd be getting pussy.

[nonusnomeni]

have no smoked dried bacon

barbarian

not divorce

death

me  widow

(in 30min)

[shirow]

My pussy is going to be jealous and will kill you so divorce won't be necessary.

[Dr. Thang]

Fortunately for you, I can't stand any form of human physical contact.

Unfortunately for you, everything else about me, which you are now stuck with. Let the good times roll!

[shirow]

Well... I can handle that...I guess It depends what is exactly everything else about me. x)

[Dr. Thang]

Where to start? I'm the human equivalent of a circus fire, just stick me in a room with a computer and I'll never bother you, but no matter what sounds you hear coming from inside the room DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR!

[shirow]

I'm not too different except that I guess I wouldn't do the sounds, I'm more equivalent of a cat, but I guess I don't sleep as much as a cat ( depend the days) but do not open the door at random times x).

[Dr. Thang]

So it's agreed then, as long as we are never near each other, this forced arranged marriage just might work out!
It could be my longest lasting relationship, as the current record is 0 years, 0 months, 0 days, and 0 seconds. I'm mildly confident we can beat that.