Altercation Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I want to know if anyone else views some of the dialogue in Skyrim as completely outlandish and random at times. I mean with M'aiq and other characters out there that are just for humor, I'm curious what anyone else thinks are some of the most comical lines in Skyrim. My favorite line, "Kill one person and you can solve so many problems, I wonder at the possibilities!"-Runa Fair Shield. What about you all? If a thread like this has already been made, I'm sorry, I scanned through a page or two and saw nothing, hope I didn't miss anything. If I did, I'm sorry moderator! Link to comment
Veladarius Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Every time M'aiq the Liar wishes me well I want to beat him. Link to comment
carnifex Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 One of my faves is when I pickpocket someone and steal everything but the pimples on his face, and he stands there, naked, and tells me "don't even think about it" or something like that. Truly I have met a master sentinel... Link to comment
Jormungandr Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Cleaving through some deep ass falmer cave and getting out after half an hour just to have the follower say "Oh look a cave, i wonder whats inside!" Makes me want to go back in and bury my followers ass in 30 tons of rock... Link to comment
Cynical Misanthrope Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Random bandit to me "I kill you were you stand" Next second that bandit is dead. A few hours ago, I decided to vist Alftand. I made my way there, and went inside. Killed a few of those dwemer spider thingys, and out of nowhere comes this Stoarmcloak Courier. Just to tell me that they are looking for True Nord's to join Ulfric cause. And then he ran of. One my favourite is not a random line thou, but a random event. When you get that Dark Brootherhood Assassin after you. This Assassin knows you are in the area, but not the exact location. And keeps sneaking around searching for you. I can't help smile a little when succeed to sneak to him/her, slit the throat and trigger a kill cam. My absolute nr1, is when you execute an sneak attack on someone, and the rest goes "what was that" and then goes back to normal, saying stuff like: "must been my imagination" Link to comment
ToJKa Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 My absolute nr1, is when you execute an sneak attack on someone, and the rest goes "what was that" and then goes back to normal, saying stuff like: "must been my imagination" As for random, there line bandits have about their cousin's cats when playing a khajiit sounded quite off the first time. Link to comment
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