commission request [Commission Request] Baldur's Gate 3 Peeing mod request

[Maniack14]

The plants are blooming, releasing their pollen and scent a fresh spring day on the world. Yet Baldur's gate is still without the scent of girl pee.

 

Thunder cracks, and the sky pours. But poor Karlach, Shart, Laezel, Minthara, (and i guess Jaheira) have nowhere to pour their urine, including but not limited to their pants, floor, or other horizontal (or vertical surfaces)

 

Temperatures warming, what little remains frozen is now thawing, but there's no wet warmth being emitted from Tav or any other BG3 girl.

 

I plead to all ye here, pleae do not let 2 years pass without a Baldur's Gate 3 peeing mod (which would be well financially compensated by yours truly)

[losstie27]

I've literally never played this game before in my life, nor do I have any interest in playing it, but you may be the realest guy I have ever seen. The dedication to the craft is truly stunning. If you're putting up money towards this, have you tried reaching out to anyone who actively mods the game yourself to see if they'd be open?

[Maniack14]

On 4/8/2025 at 9:58 PM, losstie27 said:

I've literally never played this game before in my life, nor do I have any interest in playing it, but you may be the realest guy I have ever seen. The dedication to the craft is truly stunning. If you're putting up money towards this, have you tried reaching out to anyone who actively mods the game yourself to see if they'd be open?

 

I've thought about it, but it always feels awkward walking up to someone that I 1. Don't know if they take commisions 2. Don't know if they'd be fine doing nsfw commissions, and 3. don't know if they'd be fine doing piss, cause piss is for some is a big step away from other stuff.

 

By all means, if you or any other random viewer knows a person who is decent at modding stuff, wants a chunk of cash, and is willing to make video game women piss at least on the floor, but ideally other surfaces included, send em my way. The feller who said he'd be interested disappeared

[Maniack14]

April showers bring May flowers, but judging by the lack of yellow showers that have collided with either the floor or the pants of the Baldur's Gate 3 girls, there may not be many flowers.

 

Don't let that be the case! don't let us plunge into another drought-stricken summer, and let them pee!

 

And while the ground and pants may be filled with girl pee, someone (or someones if it's a team) wallet could be filled with instead hard cash! or soft cash i guess cause i wouldn't be giving it in person.

[severseven77]

The amount of dedication to this is astounding. Believe me if I could help you out, I would. I know jack about modding.

 

I know you said that you didn’t want standing animations, but for those who play as trans characters or don’t have any problem with that. I just want to know how to get the animation and particle effect those goblins do at the camp and give it to the players as a skill or something to use on the party without any bizarre complications. 

[Maniack14]

I thought it might be in bad taste to pisspost on memorial day.

 

But you know wouldn't be in poor taste? To create a Baldur's Gate 3 peeing mod!

[AquaDudeX]

On 5/4/2025 at 1:08 AM, severseven77 said:

The amount of dedication to this is astounding. Believe me if I could help you out, I would. I know jack about modding.

 

I know you said that you didn’t want standing animations, but for those who play as trans characters or don’t have any problem with that. I just want to know how to get the animation and particle effect those goblins do at the camp and give it to the players as a skill or something to use on the party without any bizarre complications. 

 

I'm with you there.
I actually want a standing animation for my girls, that's my specific need,
The search continues to find someone to fulfill all our needs and let them pee!

[Maniack14]

There's a heat wave going on in most of America right now, and I can confirm it is quite hot.

 

It's almost as hot as it would be to see the BG3 girls pissing!

 

And what a better way to cool down than to get some high quality ice cream, paid for by the large amount of money i would spend to get the mod made!

[Maniack14]

Dark days have descended upon us in the past few days. The powers that be have decided that piss is forbidden, banned, and destined to be lost.

 

I rebel against this future! In every man is the iconoclastic desire to destroy what's needed to protect what's most important! While this is but a small protest i mustn't give up. Small acts rarely lead to something larger, but it does not mean these small acts are anything less precious.

 

To this end I renew my commitment to getting a BG3 Peeing mod! Which i am able to pay for without including either Visa or Mastercard in the matter! Get your large amount of money without having to dirty your hands on such draconian companies! And feel at least the slightest bit proud you're protesting this corporate oversight, while also making it so the BG3 girls can piss!

[Maniack14]

As the weather begins to cool a little bit, and the weather begins to get wetter in many parts of the US, I am overtaken with sense of longing for a different kind of wetness.

 

That of course being the wetness that should rightly be shot out of the bg3 girls, whether or not they have magic! That liquid of course being their pee which ought be pissed in their pants and on nearby surfaces!

 

If only there was someone willing to get paid hundreds of dollars in return for but a simple, easy mod!

[Maniack14]

I've got good news and bad news my piss fellows!

Bad news is: I was scammed! The person who contacted me, after me being completely clear of what mod that i want (girls peeing) after 3 months of waiting (with some communication, i wasn't ghosted) came back and said "yeah that idea is gross and not very common, can i do something else?" Which I most resoundingly said "Hell no! I literally want to commission no other mod other than the mod that would make the baldur's gate 3 girls pee!" I will not yet name and shame the fellow as there's still a chance i might get a refund considering he didn't just ghost me, but if he does then name and shame i shall! at least at this point, progress has been reset to zero.

 

Good news is: I remain committed! Even despite being scammed, i still remain committed and will continue to offer the grand offer of many hundreds of dollars to one lucky modder who wishes to bring the piss dreams into piss reality! If any who read my humble thread either wishes to or knows someone who wishes to earn such large stacks of cash, please feel free to DM or reply!

 

As God as my witness, I shall not quit my piss quest!

[Ringoffires]

Oh damn 

That doesn't sounds good 🙁

But try to make use of payment plans next time 

[goku1177]

I'm glad this thread is still alive. I dream that one day our wish will come true.

[Mafa7]

A true hero. I still come time to time to see how his quest is progressing. 

[omgshannonwtf]

I'm not even into peeing like that but after reading through this thread, I'm really hoping someone will make it rain (in Faerûn) for this man.

[ClosetOfDoom]

On 12/11/2025 at 3:36 PM, Maniack14 said:

I've got good news and bad news my piss fellows!

Bad news is: I was scammed! The person who contacted me, after me being completely clear of what mod that i want (girls peeing) after 3 months of waiting (with some communication, i wasn't ghosted) came back and said "yeah that idea is gross and not very common, can i do something else?" Which I most resoundingly said "Hell no! I literally want to commission no other mod other than the mod that would make the baldur's gate 3 girls pee!" I will not yet name and shame the fellow as there's still a chance i might get a refund considering he didn't just ghost me, but if he does then name and shame i shall! at least at this point, progress has been reset to zero.

 

Good news is: I remain committed! Even despite being scammed, i still remain committed and will continue to offer the grand offer of many hundreds of dollars to one lucky modder who wishes to bring the piss dreams into piss reality! If any who read my humble thread either wishes to or knows someone who wishes to earn such large stacks of cash, please feel free to DM or reply!

 

As God as my witness, I shall not quit my piss quest!

Mind sharing who scammed you? Just so we all know who to watch out for.

[Maniack14]

On 12/30/2025 at 4:11 PM, ClosetOfDoom said:

Mind sharing who scammed you? Just so we all know who to watch out for.

 

I won't quite yet, as they might actually produce results, or refund. but if not, i will.

 

And lets hope with this next modder i found isn't also scamming me! (this one though is certainly much less likely, has shown some. progress and whatnot. payment plan. really hard ti be certain though.

 

I shall endure!

[Maniack14]

Bad news friends! I got scammed! Again! And attempted to get scammed! A third time!

 

To call out those that had

 

1st time by user on this site biggievinny, discord username big_vinny. game some money upfront, later returned saying "this mod is gross and i don't want to do it, can we do something else?" To which i replied "no, i want a piss mod" no further response. probably can't charge back.

 

2nd time by discord user thes0nicguy. This time I gave some money upfront, he said he needed more because the mod was complex. sure whatever. Asked again. okay whatever. Asked a third time, still hasn't provided any proof of actually working on the mod, i ask for some, all he lists is in words what he's doing. no screenshots. I Naively say okay. Little bit later, he says he's done! Cool! So I say "Alright, send me a screen capture of the mod functioning and i'll send you the rest!" to which he resoundly refused to, saying that that wasn't part of the deal and that his computer lags too hard to be able to get a screen capture of it working, and if he only could get 100 bucks he could fix his computer and then send me a screen capture but also he wants the full money before then. To which i resoundly replied "if I don't get some proof of the mod actually existing, i'm not sending any more money." To which he continues to beg for the next week for me to send him some money. Can't get a refund there cause i used stuff that I can't chargeback on. My bad on that one, I've got dozens of commissions from artists that can't use the usual payment stuff for one reason or another, so that wasn't an inherent red flag.

 

3rd time, I won't call them out specifically because maybe there was jsut a misunderstanding, but sure smelled like a scam to me. Got Dm'd and connected to someone (like time #2). I tell them "hey, I just got scammed twice, so I would ideally wish to not send any large amount of money until I get some hard proof that the mod is being worked on. I'm not asking to not pay anything until the end, or to pay until mod is completed, but I don't want to give a large amount upfront with 0 evidence. His response? "Well it's your fault you got scammed, not mine" (which while probably true, is still a dickish thing to say) "because real modders can't go against their TOS. So i will have to charge 40% upfront" Which I responded "That's understandable. Then for now i'm going to say I won't be commissioning you as I don't wish to send that money". To which they replied "Well no one else is going to want to help you. You can't even send $100? I really wanted to help you. Also i might charge a large amount because this mod is complex" So then i blocked them.

 

The 3rd one i'm decently sure is the same guy as the 2nd, because he wrote the exact same way, same ESL way of writing (not saying ESL automatically means scammer, just that the two wrote in the same way, same english errors, same grammar structure, etc) and continued to pester me in the same way after i said i wasn't going to be sending any more money, and got in contact with me the exact same way (someone DM-ing me on this site, saying he knows a modder who can make it. again, not inherently a red flag, but something to bear in mind.)

 

So things are going great for lil'ol maniack lately! apparently 7 years of successfully commissioning art without being scammed has not made me fully immune to them!

 

But by god, I WILL get this mod made eventually!!!! But at this point I am once again looking for anyone to make it. Though my journeys have left me scarred and parched from lack of Baldur's Gate 3 Girl Pee, I shall continue on this quest! But needless to say I will be a bit more strict on when i send money. If someone needs a large amount upfront, without some good proof that you can actually make the mod, good chance i won't go forward with the commission. But by all means, spread the word! My wallet has not yet been sucked dry by dastardly scammers enough to deflect me from my quest!

[Jade514]

will have to keep an eye here hopefully you can find someone who will make the mod.

[whateverdontcare]

9 hours ago, Jade514 said:

will have to keep an eye here hopefully you can find someone who will make the mod.

Somebody did actually