Thulas Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 Marina? Meow... Perfect...now, lion, if you don't want to force yourself on her, I will do the same on you! Meow...lion?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 Yes mistress. Something I can help with ?
Thulas Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 Meow, you can, maybe. Do you have a lap on which I could sit on and get some fondling like Herrchen does?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 I'm sorry mistress, I have no such lap as the master. Why not playing with your sister ?
Thulas Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 Meow? Are you serious, pet? Even if I would want to play with Titanic, she only would try to get her phantasy fulfilled to finally have sex with me. Why you put it that way so it sounds bad...?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 Not sure who you're asking. Me or mistress ?
Thulas Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 I ment my dumb sister. Do you also think that it is wierd that I want to do that with her?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 I've seen things far worse than incest. Do you know how it feels to have your family shot in front of you ?
Thulas Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 Meow, no, I never really had a family. Poor lion, is ther anything you wish for, meow?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 I could use some fresh meat. Could I get some ?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 If you want some pork, I can get you some. Can you wait until I return with it?
Cloe Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 Nope, I don't want any meat. Where are the heavens ?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 I don't have one. Why the time seems to pass so slowly ?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 5, 2013 Posted October 5, 2013 What is that I don't even... Really, what is that ?
formel Posted October 6, 2013 Posted October 6, 2013 A screenshot. How many atoms does the tree on the other side of the street have?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 6, 2013 Posted October 6, 2013 2.3412. My calculator never lies. Where is the rainbow ?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted October 6, 2013 Posted October 6, 2013 There where dwarves lie in wait to smack you on the head and steal your money. Still want to go there?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted October 6, 2013 Posted October 6, 2013 Nope... Is panda white coloured with partial black patch or black coloured with accidental nature bleach incident?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 6, 2013 Posted October 6, 2013 Not sure. One thing is certainly, nature is weird so probably wasn't really an incident. Someone take care of this damn gravity, will you ?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted October 7, 2013 Posted October 7, 2013 I could, but are you be willing to face-smacked into your free-floating faeces and urine every here and then? You might as well have a perfect 100% chance of dying from the impact derive from force of premature ejaculation and the likes of it... Evolutionist, how come animals have not evolved to fly around outer space outside the atmosphere of earth?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 7, 2013 Posted October 7, 2013 Because there's no need to go out there. The good stuff is all on the ground. How can a beheaded chicken live ?
Myst42 Posted October 7, 2013 Posted October 7, 2013 Because it's the headless horsechicken!!! Off with their heads?
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