Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[Thulas]

No. I didn't even know she had a castle, I thought she only had a thorne in the middle of the woods.

 

Do you think the "Chirch" of ScientROLLogy is a a bad joke?

[MikeMetal]

Sciencerollorgy would suit better. Would need more people to achieve that.

 

Fucking youtube buffering. Do you like it ?

[Thulas]

Yes, I love it, and this is totally not ironic sarcasm!

 

Could I offer you this piece of crap?

[MikeMetal]

Craptastic, I don't want it.

 

Try to sell it ?

[Thulas]

Ok.

 

Nonu? Good offer for you?

[nonusnomeni]

no way

 

he will be satisfied with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%86evapi

[Thulas]

Q/A: Why you no ask question?

[MikeMetal]

Because it's a housecat.

 

Do you expect those cats to be smart ?

[nonusnomeni]

smarter then drunkards

 

worm beer and cold women you need?

[MikeMetal]

Smarter... hah. Worm beer... yuck.

 

Why are those cats even trying ?

[nonusnomeni]

cuz

 

he is ever sober???

[MikeMetal]

Yes I am. In fact even right now.

 

Mad ?

[Cloe]

Nope, I'm not

 

What's up ?

[MikeMetal]

Sky is up.

 

You still want to reach the stars ?

[Cloe]

Not anymore. Better be on ground.

 

Can I get some chalk ?

[Thulas]

No, they are dangerous for fairies.

 

Can we get you something more cuddly instead?

[MikeMetal]

Yes, I'm already here.

 

Cuddles for everyone ?

[Cloe]

Nope, you'll get kisses

 

Or want both ?

[Thulas]

Q/A: And what about me?!

[Cloe]

Poor you.

 

*cuddling*

 

Feel any better ?

[Thulas]

Not much, I need more treatment.

 

The saint didn't wanted to talk to Marina today, you know?

[Cloe]

I think he done that before.

 

Is that right ?

[Thulas]

I don't know. I just know that this is horrible for me. I mean her.

 

May I gift the sweetest of all cuddlers something?

[Cloe]

Sure.

 

But don't you fear diabetes ?

[Thulas]

Of course I don't.And I heard you like this stuff:

 

 

 

 

Could you do something for me now?