NitroHamlin Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 7:15 AM, ReapersCurse said: Because sheep are the bane of waking people. Why can't I live on the Sun ? Undead are weak to sun damage. I swear, was I born in the wrong generation?
ReapersCurse Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 No, you weren't born, you were made in a factory. How does an undead being become immune to Sun damage ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 8 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: No, you weren't born, you were made in a factory. How does an undead being become immune to Sun damage ? Slip on some sunglasses, slop on some sun cream, slap on a hat, and wrap on a shirt. Why is the Reaper sometimes depicted using high emission vehicles like muscle cars and motor bikes? Just like, take the bus.
ReapersCurse Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 Because Cars and Bikes are FUCKING AWESOME. Do you fear the Reaper ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 1 hour ago, ReapersCurse said: Because Cars and Bikes are FUCKING AWESOME. Do you fear the Reaper ? Maybe, but it's up to the conditions whether I run from a dude made of long hard bones. Forget the sauce, where is the lamb?
ReapersCurse Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 In my belly. What gets wetter as it dries ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 4 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: In my belly. What gets wetter as it dries ? Uh oh the grapes I'm drying are sweating, they've probably realised their fate... Raisin bread. What's the meaning of this magic spell?
ReapersCurse Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 4 hours ago, NitroHamlin said: Uh oh the grapes I'm drying are sweating, they've probably realized their fate... Raisin bread. What's the meaning of this magic spell? to curse yourself Why is this pen blue and not red ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 14 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: to curse yourself Why is this pen blue and not red ? Because the pen ain't a commie. If I walk 804.6 km should I walk 804.6 more?
ReapersCurse Posted January 18, 2019 Posted January 18, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 5:05 PM, NitroHamlin said: Because the pen ain't a commie. If I walk 804.6 km should I walk 804.6 more? No, you must walk 3.14 times more. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 18, 2019 Posted January 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, ReapersCurse said: No, you must walk 3.14 times more. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ? Slower than my responses. Are bigger horns better?
ReapersCurse Posted January 18, 2019 Posted January 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, NitroHamlin said: Slower than my responses. Are bigger horns better? Depends on the woman. Why do I have the ability to sing, yet I can not speak. ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 18, 2019 Posted January 18, 2019 7 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: Depends on the woman. Why do I have the ability to sing, yet I can not speak. ? Nice song, now what were you going to say? Is this Unreal Engine or is it just Final Fantasy?
ReapersCurse Posted January 18, 2019 Posted January 18, 2019 Neither it is Frostbite but you are in Minecraft. Screw the fox, What does the rabbit say ?
Guest Posted January 19, 2019 Posted January 19, 2019 7 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: Neither it is Frostbite but you are in Minecraft. Screw the fox, What does the rabbit say ? Come with me if you want to live ! Is this bunny a T-800 ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 19, 2019 Posted January 19, 2019 15 hours ago, -NG- said: Come with me if you want to live ! Is this bunny a T-800 ? It looks like a dessert *crunch* ...Oh crap!! Demons... Hot or not?
LordArek Posted January 19, 2019 Posted January 19, 2019 Demons don't exist ffs. Why is my bottle always empty?
ReapersCurse Posted January 19, 2019 Posted January 19, 2019 1 hour ago, LordArek said: Demons don't exist ffs. Why is my bottle always empty? Because the Demons drank it. Where does the green grass grow ?
Guest Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 4 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: Because the Demons drank it. Where does the green grass grow ? Under my feet. You like eating green grass ?
ReapersCurse Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, -NG- said: Under my feet. You like eating green grass ? No, I like running naked through it. What is the square root of Uranus ?
NitroHamlin Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 16 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: No, I like running naked through it. What is the square root of Uranus ? However many times Uranus has been around the sun if not more or less. How do you transport a soul into a gargoyle? Asking for a friend.
ReapersCurse Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 1 hour ago, NitroHamlin said: However many times Uranus has been around the sun if not more or less. How do you transport a soul into a gargoyle? Asking for a friend. a simple spell by the name of Biggus Dickus. How do you eat pi ?
Guest Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 5 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: How do you eat pi ? One does not eat Pi, one shall lick it... Do you have a tongue to lick that Pi ?
ReapersCurse Posted January 21, 2019 Posted January 21, 2019 19 hours ago, -NG- said: One does not eat Pi, one shall lick it... Do you have a tongue to lick that Pi ? I don't need a tongue. Why does my Pi taste funny, what did you do to it ?
Guest Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, ReapersCurse said: Why does my Pi taste funny, what did you do to it ? Kinda "accident" happened to that Pi ! Um... why, are you feeling ok ?
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