Guest Posted June 28, 2017 Posted June 28, 2017 Because They have no soup. Why can't the AT Specialist get his shit together?
Stross97 Posted June 28, 2017 Posted June 28, 2017 Because he has diarrhea. How many times must I try before I get to revel in victory?
Guest Posted June 28, 2017 Posted June 28, 2017 As many times as it takes. How many times must that windy snow covered field appear to me?
Stross97 Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 As many times as this sand storm has gotten out of hand. How long til it stops?
Millicent Bystander Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 3 quarters of a tank of gas. why do Americans call Petrol Gas?
Guest Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Because Gas is short for Gasoline, The term common in the U.S. Where the hell is the evac?
Stross97 Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 In the sky. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Guest Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Because Food is not anything other than constructs of nourishment for organics. How does one clean ectoplasm out of carpet?
Stross97 Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 Simple, shave the carpet and let it grow back. Does poison control need to be called in the case of ectoplasm ingestion?
Guest Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 Depends on your tolerance Who do I call about this malfunctioning Mass Accelerator? It's just charging up and spitting out a different item after something is loaded into the breach.
Stross97 Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 Ghost busters. How many times ago does it take to not fart?
Guest Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 Face timing Fat-Fuck usually works. When are those fucking supplies going to get here?
Laura Posted July 1, 2017 Posted July 1, 2017 They will never come, they are too busy fucking. Why are the supplies fucking?
Stross97 Posted July 1, 2017 Posted July 1, 2017 To make hybrids, presumably. How long will it take for them to finish?
Laura Posted July 1, 2017 Posted July 1, 2017 You'll hear it when they are done. What sound do they make.
Guest Posted July 1, 2017 Posted July 1, 2017 Same sound as various types of firearms discharging. Who sent all these babies to fight?
Guest Posted July 1, 2017 Posted July 1, 2017 In the corner of the room, where you left it. Where is the medic?
Guest Posted July 2, 2017 Posted July 2, 2017 The CO is trained as a Combat Life Saver. He'll have to do. Why is the AT specialist always comically insane?
Stross97 Posted July 2, 2017 Posted July 2, 2017 Because AT stands for Anal Tearing. Why does the bus have square wheels?
Guest Posted July 2, 2017 Posted July 2, 2017 Because the Engineer got confused. Why are all these Resident evil games just so ridiculous that they're not actually scary?
Stross97 Posted July 2, 2017 Posted July 2, 2017 Because fanboys buy the name, not the game. Why do I not have a harness on?
Guest Posted July 2, 2017 Posted July 2, 2017 Because you nearly fell off the floor. Why did I think it was Monday today when I woke up?
Laura Posted July 2, 2017 Posted July 2, 2017 Because it feels monday-ish. What does tuesday feel like?
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