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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II


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Because that's sexual assault in most cases.

 

Now where did I leave that Silver amulet?

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Because you waited to try it now.

 

Why do I like the sound of "Monkey Scrake" so much?

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In the produce section.

 

When can I fight the Monkey Scrakes? I'm so anxious.

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With a spit-roasted mortal and more gore than a meat packing plant.

 

Why is the thought of "Sexual Scrakes" so perplexing? (Friend coined that one.)

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Depends on who is behind you.

 

Why can't I sleep?

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AAA quotas are in place there for a reason.

 

Why were we Disappointed that we could not survey the skies very far?

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Long enough to become the villain.

 

Now where did I put that mag?

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Because you make most of it :P .

 

Why can't I stop being so completely worthless?

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To support the infantry.

 

Where does the road lead when there's no longer a reason to move forward?

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Because you are a weaver of impenetrable facades. But I know the truth.

 

For how long must I wait for the bells to toll?

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To signal the start of a great cataclysm.

 

Why am I so damn bored?

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Because I'm in the middle of a damn desert thousands of miles away instead of gaming.

 

Why is nobody else online until I'm asleep?

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Because you skulk the forums during the night, same as me.

 

Should I be exercised?

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